Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

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The amount of lego Chris has asked for has gotten to a truly ridiculous level. He seems to want pretty much every lego set he looks at. Which is fine, I suppose, but then he asks for it, from everybody.

I have been on a kick for a while of trying to find the normal sentiment behind Chris' pronouncements that gets twisted way out of proportion. Suppose that shortly after the fire, he had said "My mother and I lost a lot in the fire, we would appreciate help with some necessities. BTW, if you are interested in giving me a more frivolous gift, there is a lego set I would really love." I wouldn't have bought him the lego set, but it would have seemed like a reasonable enough message.

Instead he asks for tens of thousands of dollars of legos. To me, it is not the fact that he asked for legos that is ridiculous, it is the sheer quantity that blows my mind.

The other thing that occurs to me is that suppose I was someone like Anna, and I wanted to do something nice for Chris. If he asked for one lego set, maybe I would buy it for him. If he asks for hundreds, I wouldn't buy him one. Firstly because it would kind of piss me off that he asked for so many. Secondly, I would know that if I bought him a set, his reaction would be "You only gave me 1% of what I asked for , WTF?".

He had a bit of a golden goose. People felt bad for him after the fire and helped him out a little. All of us (including myself who actually donated) were sure that he would fuck it up somehow. Who had demanding tens of thousands of dollars of lego in the pool?

You ever hear/read that old book, "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie..."? Kind of like that, except in Chris' case, it's "If You Give A Manbaby A Damn..."

I've been trying to pull back from this recently and look at this more objectively. At best, all I can assume is perhaps this is a coping mechanism, like "window shopping" at Amazon and seeing all the cool stuff you can get, maybe build yourself a wish list, etc.

However, Chris being Chris, he has to put on a whole three-ring circus about it. Instead of just saying "maybe some Legos," he's being a selfish, entitled asshole about this like he's the only person who's even had a house fire before. And f not that, it's like he wasn't built with a stop valve. He's like that 4-year-old running around the grocery store, picking up candy and Lucky Charms and putting them in the basket, expecting his parents to just buy them. Difference here is that Chris is 32-years-old and he's running around Lego La-La Land and expecting people to just open up their wallets because... he managed to melt his old legos?

All I do know is this: Chris is a deluded fool. Sure as shit, he's going to / already has gotten caught up in his little buy-me-toys parade. He's already lost any point he had to making it (if there was any at all), and he's going to be verbally pissed when people don't buy him all the things. Fuck, if some half-cocked benefactor decided by buy the Chandlers $12,000 worth of groceries, toiletries, and actual essential items, but not a single toy? Chris would be as indignant as fuck.

 

[KaiserC]

Chris' new catchphrase is really memetic-able.

 

[OtterParty]

Chris' new catchphrase is really memetic-able.

Brilliant.

 

[JULAY]

However, Chris being Chris, he has to put on a whole three-ring circus about it. Instead of just saying "maybe some Legos," he's being a selfish, entitled asshole about this like he's the only person who's even had a house fire before. And f not that, it's like he wasn't built with a stop valve. He's like that 4-year-old running around the grocery store, picking up candy and Lucky Charms and putting them in the basket, expecting his parents to just buy them.

This is what it reminds me of the most:

Spoiler

http://mwavs.com/0093058674/MP3S/Movies/A_Christmas_Story/thatsmine.mp3

 

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This is what it reminds me of the most:

Spoiler

http://mwavs.com/0093058674/MP3S/Movies/A_Christmas_Story/thatsmine.mp3

Truly, Chris is Ralphie. He whines, he eats like a pig, and he can't get up and defend himself.

 

[Male]

you guys are so shallow this is what chris really wants

 

[A-Stump]

you guys are so shallow this is what chris really wants

Thanks for reminding me that babbies are ugly and not cool at all

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

I can't wait till collections calls Chris and he calls them dang dirty trolls.

 

[Coldgrip]

Unsurprisingly, Chris saw an opportunity to get things for free and hoped to wring it for all it's worth.

His mother has taught him well.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Damn, just gone for 2 day and there's already too many new posts to read in this forum, slow down guys heh.

anyway

I didn't know where to post this so i randomly selected this thread to do so
Chris commented on some equestria girls thing or some shit i don't know what it is.
So he's doing his typical little autistic demands las if his opinions matters as usual by putting too much emphasis into it

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"Who names their child DJ?"
Seriously Chris? How have you not seen Full House? Step your game up.

 

[Princess Robee]

Truly, Chris is Ralphie. He whines, he eats like a pig, and he can't get up and defend himself.

I know this is being pedantic, but it was Randy who acted like this in the movie, no Ralphie.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I know we're not support to talk about the lost and the spergy, but I just-- I can't not post this - this must be seen!

Spoiler: The one and the only True Fan

All I can think of is

 

[Billpalazzo-sama]

"Who names their child DJ?"
Seriously Chris? How have you not seen Full House? Step your game up.

And of course, "Vinyl" is a much better suggestion for a name.

 

[Mogambo]

Thanks for reminding me that babbies are ugly and not cool at all

Kinda reminds me of this guy...

 

[silky]

Da autism (and smugness) is strong in this one.View attachment 2155

Haha, I love that he felt the need to specify he wants the Lego, not the car. As if someone would get confused and accidentally buy him a Lamborghini...

 

[Donald Duck]

Maybe it would be easier if Chris told us what the fuck he doesn't want in Lego form.

He probably also wants this

But like the real thing, he ain't gonna get it either.

 

[Smutley]

Gather round, children, for what I can remember of the legend of the Wendigo.

The Wendigo was an evil creature in the folklore of some Native American peoples. Maybe the Cherokee. Definitely not the Wasabi Tribe.

Once the Wendigo was a man, whose greed was so strong that he became perpetually, ravenously hungry. So he started to eat people. But every time he ate someone, he grew larger, so he was never full.

Chris is the Lego Wendigo.

ALTERNATIVE TAG LINES:

Autism is the Only Option
Get a Taste of Autism

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Yeah, but seriously, the John Hurt Doctor counts. What, are we supposed to just ignore the incarnation between McGann and Eccleston? Madness. Sheer madness.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Give it a year and you'll be writing this about your mother.

 

[Mogambo]

He probably also wants this

But like the real thing, he ain't gonna get it either.

Well... it sort of looks how I'd envision a sweetheart from the ground up. Except, you know, she'd be made out of meat. Girl meat... *shudders*