Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

[4Macie]

1) he's demanding MULTIPLES of some of these.. and there's one of them that's like 80 bucks. I feel bad when I know my own parents/family/friends spend over 30 bucks on a bday present for me... that's just way too much
2) That Mer girl on his Facebook said his "wants/needs" was over 3,000, and all the other stuff was like 8,000 or something... but when you look at what he wants, for how much he wants, and then for how many he wants.. it's really much closer to 12,000 bucks. The stuff he claims he got from a 'fan' or 'friend' were (together) over $50.
3) I'm thinking no one sent those to Chris; he just bought them and then said he got them as a gift so either A) others feel obligated to send him stuff or B) so he can look like he's not wasting the money him and Barb need on stupid things. He's 30-whatever years old now.. there's no reason he should be needing 12,000 in legos. Even a collector would put a hold on buying something they collect if they didn't have a place to store it and/or if they were as tight on money as Barb and Chris are right now.

 

[OBAMATRON]

No-one sent him that Lego, he bought it himself and lied to try to motivate someone else to actually buy him something.

I don't care what anyone says, playing with Lego is for children. It says ON THE BOX: "For ages 7-12." Chris is not a 12-year-old girl. Chris shouldn't play with Lego.

That police cruiser looks pretty bad ass...

 

[MY 405]

Anyone else really really put off by the fact that Chris said "spoiler alert" for NO reason? For some reason it's pissing me off. It's like "Spoiler alert: I want more stuff" yeah.. not a spoiler at all Chris.

More like the "totally spoiled alert".

 

[Trickie]

I don't care what anyone says, playing with Lego is for children. It says ON THE BOX: "For ages 7-12." Chris is not a 12-year-old girl. Chris shouldn't play with Lego.

 

[champthom]

Call me a cynic but I wouldn't be surprised if by "someone sent me" he means "I bought it for myself but I'm saying someone bought it for me so people don't bitch me out for spending money on LEGOs."

 

[MysticMisty]

I'm interpreting these recent posts as their combined tugboats being nearly (if not completely) gone. I mean, it is the last week of May. They've probably been scraping by since one or two days after their tugboats came in. And the Chandler's can never be bothered to make sure they have enough to eat every month and then save or spend what's leftover. Why, that would prevent them from spending selfishly on Hoard 2.0 and Chris' personal toy store!

 

[Mogambo]

No-one sent him that Lego, he bought it himself and lied to try to motivate someone else to actually buy him something.

Oh man, first he lies about having sex with a hooker, then he lies about getting Legos. Not only is he still a virgin but he's a liar too! How pathetic.

The Wendigo was an evil creature in the folklore of some Native American peoples. Maybe the Cherokee. Definitely not the Wasabi Tribe.

The Wendigo (or Windigo, Witiko, etc) is an Algonquin language thing so it'd be Lenape, Powhatan, Mohican, Cree, Illini, Kickapoo, Shawnee, Pottawatomie, Ojibwa, Pequot, Passamaquoddy, Naragansett and a whole bunch of other people in Canada and the Northeastern US. Unfortunately for Chris, the Cherokee aren't really connected with the Algonquin peoples (the Cherokee language is actually the only surviving southern Iroquoian language), though there were Algonquin peoples living in Virginia at one point.

However, stories of cannibal monsters are common in Native American mythology. One tale that especially applies to Chris would be a story from California about a cannibal giant who ate all the people he found, then still hungry, he ate his own body as well and continued rolling around some sort of giant, human-devouring head. That's a perfect description of Chis' desire to accumulate more and more, and I'm not just talking about food here. It also kind of describes OPL's tendency to shoot himself in the foot too.

 

[Venusaur]

So...Most of the replies in the comments section fall into the vein of : "Chris, you're demanding multiples of really expensive lego sets. You are comming across as a greedy and selfish individual. You wouldn't want to send the wrong message, right?"

Chris' response?

Spoiler

"I REALLY Want This!!! MULTIPLES OF THESE!!!!"

You know, just in case his Facebook friends needed more confirmation that Chris just doesn't give ta damn about what they say. "Your comment has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement." after all.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

That misuse of the word "need" again!

 

[CatParty]

fixed

 

[The Doctor]

Expect to see these in Chris "I really want these Lego sets now now NOW NOW NOOOOW!" wishlist any day now: http://news.toyark.com/2014/05/28/lego-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-photo-shoot-125647

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Goddamn, his house burnt down just a few months ago, yet he feels so bloody entitled, like he is demanding the world shower him with insufferable amounts of gifts. He wants his violin sold, he wants new Legos, he just seems so desperate for something to change for the better for him. But all he's doing is sitting around waiting for it to happen.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

DChris commented on some equestria girls thing or some shit i don't know what it is.

I'm the last person in the world to defend pony shit, but jesus Chris, thanks for spoiling the story of the fucking movie for anyone who cared. It's all about you, I guess.

Call me a cynic but I wouldn't be surprised if by "someone sent me" he means "I bought it for myself but I'm saying someone bought it for me so people don't bitch me out for spending money on LEGOs."

He's done it before, he'll do it again.

 

[OtterParty]

I don't think Chris should be showing off the loot so soon after his latest shoplifting spree, especially when the cops are out looking for the fat smelly tranny whore who robbed a Toys R Us and bribed the security guard with a handjob.

But, hey, I guess is as does.

Goddamn, his house burnt down just a few months ago, yet he feels so bloody entitled, like he is demanding the world shower him with insufferable amounts of gifts. He wants his violin sold, he wants new Legos, he just seems so desperate for something to change for the better for him. But all he's doing is sitting around waiting for it to happen.

hello. you must be new here

 

[Silver]

I'm the last person in the world to defend pony shit, but jesus Chris, thanks for spoiling the story of the fucking movie for anyone who cared. It's all about you, I guess.

actual pony fan here, no one cares about the plot of EG2 except the most spergiest spergs in the fandom
(which Chris actually appears to be, goddamn I didn't know he was THIS spergy about mlp)

 

[JULAY]

I wonder if this is a reaction to getting five worthless gift cards to Walmart?

 

[OtterParty]

I wonder if this is a reaction to getting five worthless gift cards to Walmart?

You wicked, wicked man. Come to my arms.

 

[timtommy]

The amount of lego Chris has asked for has gotten to a truly ridiculous level. He seems to want pretty much every lego set he looks at. Which is fine, I suppose, but then he asks for it, from everybody.

I have been on a kick for a while of trying to find the normal sentiment behind Chris' pronouncements that gets twisted way out of proportion. Suppose that shortly after the fire, he had said "My mother and I lost a lot in the fire, we would appreciate help with some necessities. BTW, if you are interested in giving me a more frivolous gift, there is a lego set I would really love." I wouldn't have bought him the lego set, but it would have seemed like a reasonable enough message.

Instead he asks for tens of thousands of dollars of legos. To me, it is not the fact that he asked for legos that is ridiculous, it is the sheer quantity that blows my mind.

The other thing that occurs to me is that suppose I was someone like Anna, and I wanted to do something nice for Chris. If he asked for one lego set, maybe I would buy it for him. If he asks for hundreds, I wouldn't buy him one. Firstly because it would kind of piss me off that he asked for so many. Secondly, I would know that if I bought him a set, his reaction would be "You only gave me 1% of what I asked for , WTF?".

He had a bit of a golden goose. People felt bad for him after the fire and helped him out a little. All of us (including myself who actually donated) were sure that he would fuck it up somehow. Who had demanding tens of thousands of dollars of lego in the pool?

 

[libertyoftheaether]

Unsurprisingly, Chris saw an opportunity to get things for free and hoped to wring it for all it's worth. Considering how averse he is to change, hoping for any kind of other outcome is just plain silly.

The idea that he bought this set to get the ball rolling on Lego donations (despite having no money) makes perfect sense to me as well. He has a tendency to do retarded things while expecting unrealistic or just plain illogical outcomes of it.

 

[Marvin]

I would love to know if Chris is using credit cards to buy this stuff, and if fans are sending him things, how often does it happen. Can anyone with some insight about Chris's spending habits (like Marvin) hazard a guess? Is he buying this stuff himself or is he actually getting presents?

He would've been using credit cards to buy his legos over the past few months. There are also different sketchy websites out there that either sell you stuff on credit, or they sell you stuff at a really high markup, and you just pay later. So it's pretty much essentially credit. There's one site like that called fingerhut, and I'm sure if Chris has heard about it, he'd be buying tons of crap from it. Especially because I would think he has maxed out his credit cards by this point.

I know that the last time he claimed a fan bought him a big lego set, he was lying. And I'm going to assume he did the same thing with this latest lego thing. It is cheap enough that maybe, maybe, some ween got it for him. But I don't think that's what's happening. Even Kengle hasn't started buying Chris legos, he's still trying to make a deal with Chris about that.