💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

31 Black said:
Speaking of online safety, if Cassandra does go the route of being the undercover lolcow girlfriend, anyone she sincerely dates that is aware of her past activity may become paranoid that she's always recording them or may not actually like them. It's a mirror of Chance's history of always badmouthing any ex he has; repeated past behavior is an indication of future behavior.
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Dating is the lesser of problems... Would you hire someone, that when you search her up, you see her doing this shit with Cyraxx? I wouldn't

Girl didn't even use an alias, she had her youtube channel (trashy content by the way) prior to messing with Cyraxx. Bitch just found out about him and jumped right into the poop touching with no regard of anything whatsoever. Imagine the HR seeing her giving e-hugs to a mentally ill pedophile, pretending to be kidnapped and casually talking to him while he masturbates

Unhirable, undatable
 
Dfackt0 said:
Cassandra will stay if the superchats and the asspats keep flowing, given the few streams ive seen of her, as long as she panels up with Southern and CVG to gunt gaurd, she'll do fine being another talking head in the choir
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Ahh yes, "Hey y'all, after we're finished watching old Marty streams make sure to tune in to Cassandra for updates on how weird Chance's penis is."

I'm good man.

Raxx streams are already hard enough to watch without the little goblin raging on panel.
souschef said:
This is getting lolcowlive tier levels of faggotry
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"Alright guys, this week we're going to welcome on a local Akron dog walker who decided to start a logging Raxx by letting the dogs shit on 339's porch! Say hi to Jeff everybody!"
"What do you think about Cyraxx Jeff?"
"He's a pedo and a goblin"
'WOW EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR JEFF, MAKE SURE TO GO FOLLOW HIM AND DROP HIM SOME DONO'S FOR HIS GREAT WORK"
souschef said:
Dating is the lesser of problems... Would you hire someone, that when you search her up, you see her doing this shit with Cyraxx? I wouldn't

Girl didn't even use an alias, she had her youtube channel (trashy content by the way) prior to messing with Cyraxx. Bitch just found out about him and jumped right into the poop touching with no regard of anything whatsoever. Imagine the HR seeing her giving e-hugs to a mentally ill pedophile, pretending to be kidnapped and casually talking to him while he masturbates

Unhirable, undatable
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That's your mistake my friend, you're thinking like somebody who has a real job and career aspirations.
Cassandra is 30 years old working in a grocery story deli or something similar to that.
Nobody is searching her up for the jobs she's applying to lol.
 
souschef said:
Dating is the lesser of problems... Would you hire someone, that when you search her up, you see her doing this shit with Cyraxx? I wouldn't

Girl didn't even use an alias, she had her youtube channel (trashy content by the way) prior to messing with Cyraxx. Bitch just found out about him and jumped right into the poop touching with no regard of anything whatsoever. Imagine the HR seeing her giving e-hugs to a mentally ill pedophile, pretending to be kidnapped and casually talking to him while he masturbates

Unhirable, undatable
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I mean, her job did put up with calls all day at the cake shop she works at while she was dating the creature.
 
Badlands0102 said:
I mean, her job did put up with calls all day at the cake shop she works at while she was dating the creature.
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Even the idea of eating a cake made by someone who was talking to Cyraxx on the phone at the time makes me feel nauseous. If anyone was going to be a disease vector for some new plague that could infect someone over the phone or the internet, it'd be him.
 
sneaky jim said:
Even the idea of eating a cake made by someone who was talking to Cyraxx on the phone at the time makes me feel nauseous. If anyone was going to be a disease vector for some new plague that could infect someone over the phone or the internet, it'd be him.
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Letting him stare at her while sleeping is the biggest thing she lets him do, which I can't get over. Pretty sure the Xbox bricking and the mall trip could have gone off without that part.
 
Cant keep a god fearing goblin down

Chance is now puking up demons and lieing about finding bibles on his porch

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Dfackt0 said:
Cassandra will stay if the superchats and the asspats keep flowing, given the few streams ive seen of her, as long as she panels up with Southern and CVG to gunt gaurd, she'll do fine being another talking head in the choir
If she tries to run with this by herself though it wont end well

People would do well to remember that in the Raxxverse, the goblin curse infects all and its only a matter of time before it starts to manifest
Those that touch, TARNISH
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To give her credit, I enjoyed the lulz from the fake kidnapping and mall raxxouts. But honestly I don’t see her staying relevant for very long. There’s already a new fake girlfriend and there’s already gayops in the works. I think it’s wild that people put themselves in such a proximity to Cyrax and the fuckery that surrounds him. It really isn’t worth it, especially if all it nets you is a few hundred in cashapp donors and being featured on a tired panel.
 
Somewhat Spacey said:
But honestly I don’t see her staying relevant for very long
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Look at how high this bitch is when shes on stream, she needs to be carried on a panel if she has any hope of sticking around, she may be eased off eventually anyways for lack of contributing and having to split the donos with her
then again, they all do that
Shes also either high or retarded (weed blurs the lines) when she was with Raxx, it fascinates me how little she actually said in those conversations and he didnt even notice, she didnt have to be more than a pretty face with a camera to get close up shots
She still provided some hilarious shit, but at least Tange had some character to her
We were right to imagine you could put a wig on just about anything with a pulse and raxx will dub it "Vabe"
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
Cant keep a god fearing goblin down

Chance is now puking up demons and lieing about finding bibles on his porch
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Rainbow react me but this has some giggle potential, depending on how religious Jackie's character is. Chance is 100% going to lie about reading it, (if he can even read anything non digital anymore) and, bc he couldn't live in greater opposition to God's lessons, the second she or anyone pressures him to actually be like a Christian he will FLIP HIS SHIT

Genuinely reading off a running tally of his sins while he's going on about God's glory could be pretty peak, even just down to the number of times he's called himself a god, forgetting all the: Coveting, dishonering of family, theft, lying, diddle aspirations, aggressive self-aggrandizement, etc etc etc
 
Dfackt0 said:
Look at how high this bitch is when shes on stream, she needs to be carried on a panel if she has any hope of sticking around, she may be eased off eventually anyways for lack of contributing and having to split the donos with her
then again, they all do that
Shes also either high or retarded (weed blurs the lines) when she was with Raxx, it fascinates me how little she actually said in those conversations and he didnt even notice, she didnt have to be more than a pretty face with a camera to get close up shots
She still provided some hilarious shit, but at least Tange had some character to her
We were right to imagine you could put a wig on just about anything with a pulse and raxx will dub it "Vabe"
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It seems to be that weed is her whole personality which unfortunately happens to some of us that partake. Tange was able to coax some info out of 339 during her romp in the bedbugs with Cyrax and that’s the shit that I’m really interested in aside from rage. But yes as long as he has a subject to send dick pics to he’s satiated.. unbelievable that Cassandra reciprocated the “I luhv yous” and webcam kissing as much as she did.
 
BigT Is A Faggot said:
Rainbow react me but this has some giggle potential, depending on how religious Jackie's character is. Chance is 100% going to lie about reading it, (if he can even read anything non digital anymore) and, bc he couldn't live in greater opposition to God's lessons, the second she or anyone pressures him to actually be like a Christian he will FLIP HIS SHIT

Genuinely reading off a running tally of his sins while he's going on about God's glory could be pretty peak, even just down to the number of times he's called himself a god, forgetting all the: Coveting, dishonering of family, theft, lying, diddle aspirations, aggressive self-aggrandizement, etc etc etc
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"GODS GOING TO COME AFTER ALL YOU MOTHERFUCK VITCHES WITH BEARS. BEARS WILL EAT YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY BALDNESS GLORYVITCH"
 
Somewhat Spacey said:
It seems to be that weed is her whole personality which unfortunately happens to some of us that partake. Tange was able to coax some info out of 339 during her romp in the bedbugs with Cyrax and that’s the shit that I’m really interested in aside from rage. But yes as long as he has a subject to send dick pics to he’s satiated.. unbelievable that Cassandra reciprocated the “I luhv yous” and webcam kissing as much as she did.
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Tangerine Cat, to this very day, has been the best Female Buddy Troll to Cyraxx. It’s crazy how she’s held that title (in my opinion) for around 5 years
 
Black vomit, or "coffee ground" vomit, means you're vomiting partially digested blood from an upper gastrointestinal bleed (like the esophagus, stomach, or upper small intestine), requiring immediate emergency medical attention as it signals serious internal bleeding from ulcers, gastritis, tumors, or tears, and can lead to shock or worse if untreated. The dark color comes from blood oxidizing and coagulating in the stomach acids, looking like used coffee grounds.
Common Causes



  • Peptic Ulcers: Sores in the stomach or duodenum lining, often from H. pylori or NSAIDs.
    • Gastritis: Inflammation of the stomach lining.
    • Esophagitis: Inflammation of the esophagus, often from severe acid reflux.
    • Mallory-Weiss Tear: A tear in the esophagus from forceful vomiting.
    • Esophageal Varices: Enlarged veins in the esophagus, common in liver disease.
    • Tumors: Cancers of the esophagus, stomach, or papancreas
    cryaxx should probably consult a doctor not the Bible if hes puking up black dried sludge
 
Somewhat Spacey said:
To give her credit, I enjoyed the lulz from the fake kidnapping and mall raxxouts. But honestly I don’t see her staying relevant for very long.
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IDK, a lot of gooners in her chat that overlook how painfully boring her streams are (her being stoned off her ass isn't helping). We only have CVG left as an active troll who has any charisma after J2 hung it up.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Unless he does another demon-confronting video: I do not care.
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Well you know what I do to demons...

I SLAY demons. 🌒n🌑

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God he'd be the most darling thing ever if he a heinous little pedo

I've never seen this one before, and I'm immediately heartbroken that I never found it sooner, everytime he drops down to his Chris Griffin registry I lose my mind, what stupid fucking anime did he watch that got him doing this :story:


EDIT: Also am I retarded? Where's he saying he's puking up black shit? The bible posts just mention him finding one on his porch (Attachments are still broken rn)
 
BigT Is A Faggot said:
Well you know what I do to demons...

I SLAY demons. 🌒n🌑

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God he'd be the most darling thing ever if he a heinous little pedo

I've never seen this one before, and I'm immediately heartbroken that I never found it sooner, everytime he drops down to his Chris Griffin registry I lose my mind, what stupid fucking anime did he watch that got him doing this :story:


EDIT: Also am I retarded? Where's he saying he's puking up black shit? The bible posts just mention him finding one on his porch (Attachments are still broken rn)
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