💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Nick must have been green with envy when he found out Kevin Brennan is in the Epstein files (twice).

Epstein was friendly with some of the shock jock crowd and got emails about upcoming comedy events. Total mailing list situation but an amusing discovery.

I’m certain Nick would absolutely delight in being associated with Epstein. Even if he felt he had to lie about it, he’d be inwardly kvelling.
 
Captain Manning said:
Nick did claim that at one or more points, yeah.

But you know... whenever Nick's lips are moving...
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
One could hear Mint Salad on the recording. They were sitting with Nick and Whayla, from other photos. It doesn't matter though, Aaron would own the rights since it was his event.

If only Chrissie's dad hadn't gotten into sports gambling...
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Incoming, 'I COULD sue! I TOTALLY could' but somehow it never manifests...

'Nick Rekeita told me I had a copyright!'

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It's a bit off-topic but I thought you might enjoy. I was wondering what the general internet has on Nick's animal murders, so I typed into Brave browser search two words: Rekieta raccoon. Brave's AI summary responded with a scathing critique of Rekieta's cruel methods and focused on his particularly troubling way of talking about it with an inhuman emotional detachment. Intrigued I clicked the top linked result, and found myself looking at this.

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Yes, Kino Casino's segment on Nick's animal abuse was the top linked search result for me. I doubt that would be everyone's result as its likely algorithmic for me, but what a fun moment.
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This is truly cursed SEO. Maybe Juju (the master of SEO) could help him... if he cared at all about Nick...
 
Captain Manning said:
Is it too much to ask him to just download the local archive we have here to his computer, and then play it? That would likely be optimal anyways because, in my experience, local video uploads to KF buffer like mad when trying to play them here.

Alternatively... if he doesn't want to touch this site at all...

Can he figure out an MKV video download from Mega?


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He'd still have to download the above beforehand, to his computer, as part of show prep.


As best as I can recall, no, because Nick was threatening people with a DMCA strike if they did. He claimed it was Locals Exclusive content. There's that Mega link above, and the local archive here. A cursory search on YouTube suggests the only thing on there is the Kino Casino going over it.
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I'm a few pages behind, but this is the dude that takes pictures of his monitor with his phone every time he gets a superchat to keep track of them. Don't expect any kind of technological wizardry out of him like downloading a video.
 
In an ultimate testament to his taking the high road and "moving on" from petty dabbleverse drama, Nick will be going live at 5PM his time on the illustrious "Boozy Hughezy" show with future polycule member Little Lemmi and whoever the fuck Schmuel Buckman is, plus a 100% chance that Wil Herren will be in the chat.

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This is the best he can do, folks.
 
ep. 264: Nick Rekita, Little Lemmi & Schmuel Buckman
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Nick is of so little interest these days, his hosts can't even spell his name correctly. They struggle to remember who he is.
 
Captain Manning said:
I only mention it here because there's always a possibility for more drama between these two, and Ralph is clearly smitten with Scarlett as she plays multiple angles (including Nick). Thread regulars will remember that Ralph lost his shit at Nick over interacting with Brixton "Icedancer" Yorker some months ago but, alas, Nick bitched out early on, and eventually Ralph also bitched out/gave up.
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There's always a possibility for more drama between these two because Ralph is a retard who can't let anything go. Rekieta has been on his shit now for over for years because he chose to make fun of Ralph for shitting himself on livestream.

Meanwhile, Rekieta is the same way and Ralph is on his shit list for taking a victory lap during his public downfall.

These two are going to hate one another and be on a lookout for opportunities to go after each other for the remainder of both their lives.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I listened to this live but was distracted by work as usual. Listening again there were many laugh out loud moments — from the commentary, not Nick.
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My favorite part of this is how clearly bewildered the normie audience is at why this cringy faggot is on stage.
 
Nick the mildly retarded aphorist
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"Moral Failure" is the bludgeon of those without morals and the train wreck for those who have them.

People who make morality their business are destined to have their immorality on display.

People who merely try to exist in life will be forcefully placed in one camp or another.
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Nick the mildly retarded aphorist
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I can't find any way to interpret what Nick's saying other than "Elijah Schaffer and his wife were probably secret swingers".

But it's written in such a way as to look like Nick is backing up Andrew Wilson here. Nick saw Wilson was on Rogan and is hosting Timcast IRL this week and is back to sucking up to try and borrow some clout.
 
RaptInPlastic said:
Aaron went from a low IQ local guy with a midwit wife to being ruined by contact with Rekieta the faggot and his ratwife. There is some sort of evil around Rekieta but also around Chrissie Mayr and others. Aaron strayed into it and suffered disaster. Everything and everyone the Rekietas touch is soiled. I am starting to think the same of Mayr.
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I've been thinking about starting reading this thread from the beginning. Just from curiosity's sake, is there a decent amount of lore about Chrissie Mayr ITT from what you know? (I'm going to go look at https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anti-w...na-infinity-melonie-mac-mandy-summers.228401/ for a primer).

(no point in me searching the thread - I'm not looking for specific reference about Mayr. Just wondered if you knew).
what sort of lore was available ITT).
 
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Based on the latest featured post on the main page, I can certainly see why Nick and Elijah Schaffer like each other so much. Yikes.

LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
There's always a possibility for more drama between these two because Ralph is a retard who can't let anything go. Rekieta has been on his shit now for over for years because he chose to make fun of Ralph for shitting himself on livestream.

Meanwhile, Rekieta is the same way and Ralph is on his shit list for taking a victory lap during his public downfall.
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There was actually a good long period of detente between the two beginning in 2024. They even seemed to bond somewhat after Nick's arrest.

Naturally, Ralph being Ralph, it could not last forever, and that's how we first found out that Nick was still pining for April in 2025. All of what happened between the two late last year was precipitated by the that Icedancer chick, and Ralph's resentment that Nick was talking to her.

Accordingly, one of my predictions for 2026 is, that at some point, Ralph is gonna get jealous that Scarlett is talking to Nick, and he's gonna blow his top at Nick all over again. The shit between these two has always been cyclical. It's never "if," but rather "when."

As anybody who is even vaguely aware of Ralph can attest, this is hardly a highly intellectual or deeply analytical prediction. In fact, it's probably one of the safer bets.

Also:
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He's right. Anybody seriously dealing with this chick is stupid. Ralph, Nick, and whoever else...
 
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