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Again, even if it did, Phil would still be losing offline, so it's moot.

Phil knows this too. That's why he never does any tournaments anymore. If he were actually any good he could use these tournaments to show off and increase his clout. Instead he'll just stay at home and increase his gout.

I'm sorry... I'm just going to be over here in the Corner of Bad Jokes. :oops:
 
https://twitter.com/KingofCrybabys/status/877619769591070720 (http://archive.is/ooBlC)
Phil's living room in the near future:
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It's a joke now, but I'll bet he will let the dust get really bad.

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https://twitter.com/KingofCrybabys/status/877700546991443968 (http://archive.is/zy9oT)
 
I don't think Phil is losing because of lag. I just responded to the person asking if online is really that bad for fighting games, and the answer to that is yes, even with games like Guilty Gear Xrd or Tekken Tag Tournament 2 that have legitimately great netplay for what it is. Street Fighter 5 has legitimately awful online which is, genuinely, completely unplayable sometimes, and sometimes for just one player and not both. I don't think USF2 has that problem, though.

Again, even if it did, Phil would still be losing offline, so it's moot.

Is Phil losing online ? -> That's to online patterns and lag.
Is Phil losing vs the AI ? -> That's to AI reading his inputs and doing reactionary moves.
Is Phil losing vs a human sitting next to him ? -> Keeps his mouth shut even though that doesn't happen anymore : he's learned his lesson trying to meet people IRL and mouth off in their face.
 
Notice how he said "RDR will start at 12:30" - I highly doubt it. Make that 1:15 PM.

More like 1:45 PM, because i bet he will wine and complain and yawn repeatably into the mic and get distracted and beg for more money before actually playing the game.

Not that him playing the game will be any good anyway.
 
More like 1:45 PM, because i bet he will wine and complain and yawn repeatably into the mic and get distracted and beg for more money before actually playing the game.

Not that him playing the game will be any good anyway.

Well let's consult his daily pre-stream schedule and see how he spends his time

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I guess Phil just permanently moving his streaming start time to 12:30 makes sense. I know he says this is just a temporary thing but I'd imagine in a few weeks time he'll just drop every reference to it being temporary.

Since Panda has left he really hasn't been bad for money and it's clear he doesn't need to stream as often so I don't blame him for changing his start time when it gives him a bit more time to be lazy in bed. God help Phil if he ever has to work a job that starts at 9 in the morning where 'yeah I didn't sleep until late last night so I'm coming in later on,' isn't a valid excuse all the same.

The one thing Phil is ignoring is that a later streaming time hurts his European audiences and a big portion of his fans are Europe based. Based on this new start time, he won't be on until 8:30 every night here in Scotland and it's even later for poor BSV.
 
I retract my statement. I guess DSP does live in the middle unit. Here is a screencap from his house tour of what I assumed was just end of the complex. He does have a second neighbor on that side. Those poor souls who have to live next to him. Notice that DSP spent zero money on outdoor furniture lol
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I retract my statement. I guess DSP does live in the middle unit. Here is a screencap from his house tour of what I assumed was just end of the complex. He does have a second neighbor on that side. Those poor souls who have to live next to him. Notice that DSP spent zero money on outdoor furniture lol View attachment 237497

Why would he, he never goes outside anyway.
 
I retract my statement. I guess DSP does live in the middle unit. Here is a screencap from his house tour of what I assumed was just end of the complex. He does have a second neighbor on that side. Those poor souls who have to live next to him. Notice that DSP spent zero money on outdoor furniture lol View attachment 237497

I couldn't deal with listening to DSP all day, a neighbor who apparently now lives alone but loudly tard rages morning noon and night. They probably assume he's schizophrenic or something.
 
I couldn't deal with listening to DSP all day, a neighbor who apparently now lives alone but loudly tard rages morning noon and night. They probably assume he's schizophrenic or something.

yea a baby boomer neighbor who has no idea what twitch is will pretty much assume DSP is batshit crazy. Hearing "I WAS BLAWKING DOOD WTF" at 10pm "oh it's just the crazy neighbor again".
 
yea a baby boomer neighbor who has no idea what twitch is will pretty much assume DSP is batshit crazy. Hearing "I WAS BLAWKING DOOD WTF" at 10pm "oh it's just the crazy neighbor again".
In college I lived in one of those apartment style dorms my first semester, and my neighbor was basically DSP about Guitar Hero. He would play that Dragonforce song over and over and over, so you would hear like "dununununununununun DWONK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS FUCKING HITTING THAT KEY! FUCKING LAG!" and I swear to god he would slam the guitar hero controller on the wall hard enough to knock shit off my shelf; he would go Keith Moon on the motherfucker, Im surprised it didnt snap in half, but he would just rage like a lunatic. Then he would just start all over and try again. It was extra weird because he smoked pot 24/7, you would think he would chill the fuck out but he never did.

Maybe that's why Im so fascinated with Phil, I gravitate towards lunatics that I dont have to interact with, I can just silently listen to them melt down through the wall. Its actually kinda funny to live next to for the first like, week, then it just gets tiring to have to get up and brace yourself against the books on your shelf so they wont fall over, or make sure your glass doesnt get knocked off the desk or whatever.
 
I came to Kiwi Farms for another thread, so this was actually where I was introduced to DSP. I find his meltdown strangely fascinating, and I think a big part of the reason was captured here:

Maybe that's why Im so fascinated with Phil, I gravitate towards lunatics that I dont have to interact with, I can just silently listen to them melt down through the wall.
This is definitely part of it for me. Everybody knows assholes who blame everything but themselves when they can't do something, and that's obnoxious. Seeing DSP fail and spout similar justifications when it's transparently obvious it's his own fault and you don't have to deal with him directly... it's cathartic, in a way. It's observing that annoying behavior in a harmless, crystallized form.
 
I came to Kiwi Farms for another thread, so this was actually where I was introduced to DSP. I find his meltdown strangely fascinating, and I think a big part of the reason was captured here:


This is definitely part of it for me. Everybody knows assholes who blame everything but themselves when they can't do something, and that's obnoxious. Seeing DSP fail and spout similar justifications when it's transparently obvious it's his own fault and you don't have to deal with him directly... it's cathartic, in a way. It's observing that annoying behavior in a harmless, crystallized form.

I think it was always like that even in old days. Most fans of his just wanted to see him fuck up. I remember i used to watch his cooking with king videos and I would show my brother how much he fucks up. DSP has a really fucked up mind so maybe he never saw it like that which is why he clashes with viewers so much. We only get glimpses into how DSP actually sees himself and his videos but it's possible he thinks his videos are as good as the AVGN was.
 
Of course it's Youtube's fault that there is a spoiler in video's thumbnail. It's not like an uploader sees what's going to be shown and can change it.
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It wouldn't be difficult at all to spend a few minutes creating one thumbnail for each playthrough and then just add numbers to every corresponding part. It would also lessen confusion for viewers going through his playlist.
Phil has to be about the laziest bastard this side of The Dude.
 
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