😵‍💫 Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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How much will David sue the farms for?

  • $0/no suit

    Votes: 123 5.1%

  • Hundreds

    Votes: 18 0.8%

  • Thousands

    Votes: 47 2.0%

  • Millions

    Votes: 192 8.0%

  • Billions

    Votes: 148 6.2%

  • Trillions

    Votes: 517 21.6%

  • A steamy night with Null in a lace negligee

    Votes: 1,348 56.3%
  • Total voters
    2,393
Seria said:
Dude i have not gotten hold of him for 2 weeks. And its his trailer park + age fits. And soecter from discord says he got confirmed from the coroner that it was jarrod!
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Spectre is also a known liar, ask him about his time in the Marines.
 
As much as Zell was a cow in his own right for poking the StabCow, he didn't deserve this outcome. I really hope it isn't him. He may have been a sped, but he was still one of us.
 
Adr1anD said:
There have been a misery golem adjacent news happening from couple weeks ago. Stabbins' gimp slave, Jarrod Jones (@ZellZander and probably @CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps , not sure/confirmed, just suspicions), has perished in the mobile home fire on 20.01.2026.
One (a) and two (a) news piece articles.
"1 dead, a man in his 30s", whose listed address matches the Jones'.
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Man that sucks if true. That's a horrible way to die. Trailer Homes are insanely deadly in the event of fire. The speed that they go from small candle to crematorium is unbelievable. Do not live in these things if you want to live. The only thing almost as bad are illegal basement apartments.
MongolianMongoose said:
Acerthorn's subpoenas will not be issued for free.
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Yeah that Judge has noticed Acerthorne is a crazy person and is starting to curbstomp.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Man that sucks if true. That's a horrible way to die. Trailer Homes are insanely deadly in the event of fire. The speed that they go from small candle to crematorium is unbelievable. Do not live in these things if you want to live. The only thing almost as bad are illegal basement apartments.

Yeah that Judge has noticed Acerthorne is a crazy person and is starting to curbstomp.
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She tried to stomp out all his Delaware cases, 2 were transferred to Arkansas but never arrived, so there's still those to see what's happening there. On this one she got grief from the 3rd Circuit when she just dismissed it so now she's going much more carefully with reasoning and citations.
 
DavidS877 said:
She tried to stomp out all his Delaware cases, 2 were transferred to Arkansas but never arrived, so there's still those to see what's happening there. On this one she got grief from the 3rd Circuit when she just dismissed it so now she's going much more carefully with reasoning and citations.
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Sounds like a textbook case of bias judge and unclean hands to me.
 
ADN_VIII said:
Spectre is also a known liar, ask him about his time in the Marines.
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yes but got it confirmed by the police department independently my self .. So its true :(

Edit: So there is no more claim this is fake news:


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REGENDarySumanai said:
He would be an absolute cretin to do this, so he probably would.
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I have absolutely no doubt he will attempt to go after the estate. After all, Jerr 'owed' him, death dosen't get him off of Stabby's merciless hook!

He's such an utterly shameless piece of shit.
 
Mk1 Fire Control Computer said:
The fucked up part, of course, is that Stabby will demand his estate give him money. Because he's a fucking asshole.
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He can try but he will never get it. The lawsuit against jarrod is over and dismissed for ever. Also there is really nothing left from jarrod after that fire so nothing to get.
 
The Un-Clit said:
I have absolutely no doubt he will attempt to go after the estate. After all, Jerr 'owed' him, death dosen't get him off of Stabby's merciless hook!

He's such an utterly shameless piece of shit.
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He'd probably come up with some convoluted reason as to why his estate owes him monthly payments for life.
 
ADN_VIII said:
Spectre is also a known liar, ask him about his time in the Marines.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Motor T School, and I've been involved in numerous gas station openings around the J-Vegas area, and I have over 300 confirmed gallons in a single gas tank. I am trained in windshield wiping and I'm the top dipstick checker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pedestrian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Lance Corporal Underground and nm they called me a faggot. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a drip pan. Not only am I extensively trained in inspecting humvees, but I have access to the entire G Street motor pool and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
break these cuffs said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Motor T School, and I've been involved in numerous gas station openings around the J-Vegas area, and I have over 300 confirmed gallons in a single gas tank. I am trained in windshield wiping and I'm the top dipstick checker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pedestrian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Lance Corporal Underground and nm they called me a faggot. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a drip pan. Not only am I extensively trained in inspecting humvees, but I have access to the entire G Street motor pool and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Bravo, this made me laugh at work
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
I am really interested in how Stabby intends for the court to "compel the corporate defendants to produce the real names of the posters on Kiwi Farms".

How and why would Walmart be aware of the identity of said posters? Do they have to register their Kiwi Farms user names with the company? Does Walmart have some over-arching power to compel Jersh to cough up the real names of said posters? Did said posters even register under their actual names? So much reaching from Mr Father Stabber here, none of his outlining arguments make a lick of sense.
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His case against the KF users rests entirely on the idea they are identifiable Walmart/Premium employees. His logic seems to be the corpos know who they employ and who they spread the so-called defamation to, so they can do a quick records check and expose the user identities.

Not content with that leap of logic, Acerthorn constructs a Catch-22 out of strawmen:

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"Either dox your own employees so I can sue them, or I automatically win!"

I'm sure Walmart will be completely taken in by this brilliant gambit, and eagerly leap to do Acerthorn's service and discovery work for him. It's not like corporate lawyers have ever been known to drag their feet, and force plaintiffs to painfully go through every single step in the legal process.
 
You know, Arkansas pioneered a novel solution to the issue Acerthorne presents. It involves a Ford Pick Up truck, a spool of rope and 2 miles of gravel road at 3 AM. Hopefully the court will go nuclear and order this traditional form of punishment carried out
 
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