Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

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Chris would make Maslow cry.

Altissimo said:
can we call chris veruca salt now
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Panzer IV said:
http://shop.lego.com/en-US/MetalBeard-s-Sea-Cow-70810

250$, holy shit. He really thinks that someone is going to buy this crap for him?
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Of course, because he is the great Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville Virginia! Somebody has to buy it for him, GodBear told him so in a dream that if he just goes onto the Internet and demand Lego sets, his loving fan base will shower him with all the little colored bricks he could ever want and more! Godbear also told him that he should sell all of Bob's possessions and not feel bad about it because Godbear and Jesus were hanging with Bob in heaven as he cut down those mighty cloud trees like the true lumberjack that he is!

But seriously, yeah he wants the Sea Cow, but he also wants this Lego Death Star which goes for $399.

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Death-Star-10188

Remember, this is fatty cakes, a man who has never had any responsibilities when it comes to handling money. To Chris, money is just something he gets for free, but always needs more because he can't control his spending habits. Even if the government gave him $3,000 a month, he would blow through that and still want more by the end of the first week. Hey Legos aren't cheap people! The great dictator, I mean director needs to reconstruct CWCville somehow!
 
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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
According to the CWCki, he's spent over $8,500 on vidya.

How much is he going to spend on Lego when no one sends him stuff? Well, I hope no one is gullible enough to send him stuff.
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Considering that most weens and white knights aren't old enough to make any of their own money beyond the 3 bucks a week allowance their parents give them I doubt that will happen.
 
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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
According to the CWCki, he's spent over $8,500 on vidya.

How much is he going to spend on Lego when no one sends him stuff? Well, I hope no one is gullible enough to send him stuff.
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Oh, he's still spending money on legos right now. A few hundred, maybe a grand, in one go. He just thinks he can get legos faster by exploiting his fandase.
 
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