Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Bob saying that people are voting against their own interests when they vote for the Republicans has always troubled me on a fundamental level. Are we to assume that if Hillary had been elected the public would be currently experiencing a golden age of culture and wealth?

Yes, Bob believes had Hillary been elected we could've quarantined poor whites from "civilized people" and start working on the Superior Future golden age. His frustration is at the dogs refusing to lay down and die. I wish I was exaggerating here.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob saying that people are voting against their own interests when they vote for the Republicans has always troubled me on a fundamental level. Are we to assume that if Hillary had been elected the public would be currently experiencing a golden age of culture and wealth?

No of coarse not but logically speaking if you have an ideology and believe in the democratic elections then when the populace vote against you they're voting against their own interests. The problem isnt that Bob has beliefs and thinks other people are wrong-its that his beliefs are a load of shit and can't understand people thinking differently.

 

[Shokew]

Bob saying that people are voting against their own interests when they vote for the Republicans has always troubled me on a fundamental level. Are we to assume that if Hillary had been elected the public would be currently experiencing a golden age of culture and wealth?

No. Just no. I know we all have clashing ideologies, no matter who's side we're on (Dem/Rep/Lib/Con/whatthefuckever!), but let's face it - no one up top is looking out for us like they need to be (like they ever fucking were!), to be realistic for a moment.

Too bad Bob's just that dumb to believe those who pander to SJWs and throw those with real problems under the bus will make things better, when the truth is clearly otherwise.Just preaching to the choir at this point, honestly.

Regardless, more people need to be exposed to Bob - and Bob needs the same. If only so he can see why he wouldn't fit in his own fairy tale. Well, unless it's as the easily disposed and one - dimensional villain he makes out those around him who disagree with his views to be (all for damn good reasons, too!).

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here is Bob's latest review on the newest Transformer movie

He cannot go without the contempt for Michael Bay. It is funny that Bob cannot comprehend why the Transformers do so well at the box office being a critic, yet seems to forget the all "important" foreign box office. Overall Bob seems more reigned in than usual but still manages to A-Log like the man we know and despise.

 

[tehpope]

The foreign box office will start being more and more important to hollywood soon. At least for blockbusters. I mean, look at The Mummy remake. Made fuck all, at least to hollywood standards, domestically. But overseas did gangbusters.

And by foreign, I mean China.

 

[Kyria the Great]

The foreign boxoffice will start being more and more important to hollywood soon. At least for blockbusters. I mean, look at The Mummy remake. Made fuck all, at least to hollywood standards, domestically. But overseas did gangbusters.

Yeah the all important foreign dollar is real concerning to modern blockbusters and their quality as they try to appeal to the world demographic, but Bob doesn't realize that globalism is allowing this blight on Hollywood to continue. Most of the movies that suck ass is because they aren't made for us but for overseas where that can account for 70-80% of the ticket sales in many cases.

 

[Adamska]

The foreign box office will start being more and more important to hollywood soon. At least for blockbusters. I mean, look at The Mummy remake. Made fuck all, at least to hollywood standards, domestically. But overseas did gangbusters.

Which pisses me off given that it is very obvious that it was designed to be as easy to translate as possible, with multiple scenes repeating shit you already know. It is a smart marketing move, but a big fuck you if you want a decent film.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Yeah the all important foreign dollar is real concerning to modern blockbusters and their quality as they try to appeal to the world demographic, but Bob doesn't realize that globalism is allowing this blight on Hollywood to continue. Most of the movies that suck ass is because they aren't made for us but for overseas where that can account for 70-80% of the ticket sales in many cases.

Which pisses me off given that it is very obvious that it was designed to be as easy to translate as possible, with multiple scenes repeating shit you already know. It is a smart marketing move, but a big fuck you if you want a decent film.

It's also gonna exacerbate Hollywood's "diversity problem" because the Chinese quite vocally hate seeing niggers in movies. That's why Finn was shrunk and put in a corner in the Force Awakens teaser poster. Yet another hit to the pedestal holding Bob's rosy view of multiculturalism.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's also gonna exacerbate Hollywood's "diversity problem" because the Chinese quite vocally hate seeing niggers in movies. That's why Finn was shrunk and put in a corner in the Force Awakens teaser poster. Yet another hit to the pedestal holding Bob's rosy view of multiculturalism.

Going to bring that ups is problematic because only white people can be racist. Lets forget how racist that Chinese, Koreans, especially the Japanese are to black people because that might lead to uncomfortable conversations. Not to mention that Hispanics depending on what sub-section of latinos can be quite racist to blacks as well.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Going to bring that ups is problematic because only white people can be racist. Lets forget how racist that Chinese, Koreans, especially the Japanese are to black people because that might lead to uncomfortable conversations. Not to mention that Hispanics depending on what sub-section of latinos can be quite racist to blacks as well.

There is nothing that people hate more than people who don't do any actual work. Case in point: Bob! And most niggers.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's also gonna exacerbate Hollywood's "diversity problem" because the Chinese quite vocally hate seeing niggers in movies. That's why Finn was shrunk and put in a corner in the Force Awakens teaser poster. Yet another hit to the pedestal holding Bob's rosy view of multiculturalism.

It's kind of a shame, even if they're likely going to be dying soon, that we'll never get to see if Bob is full of shit when he says he wants diversity in the MCU. I wanted to see if I was right about him only saying it's inevitability to please ideology and would actually be pretty livid if they start unceremoniously taking his favorites out for dull replacements and the MUH REPRESTATION is on his home turf.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's kind of a shame, even if they're likely going to be dying soon, that we'll never get to see if Bob is full of shit when he says he wants diversity in the MCU. I wanted to see if I was right about him only saying it's inevitability to please ideology and would actually be pretty livid if they start unceremoniously taking his favorites out for dull replacements and the MUH REPRESTATION is on his home turf.

Remember it is only about virtue signalling to the world about how much of a "Good Man" you are. It isn't nakedly cynical in the least bit and if it happens it isn't like it actually harms views of true diversity in the public eye where they see it as a marketing stunt rather than naturally creating interesting diverse characters that we can connect with on an emotional level.

(this is Off topic but I would like to see Miles Morales if they kill off Petey in the Spiderman movies because it was a proper passing of the torch and Miles is an actually interesting character)

 

[Gordon Cole]

Due to the lack of punctuation, this basically reads like weird anti-poetry:

Bob Chipman: Forever a stooge:

I honestly have no idea why Bob's white-knighting for Colin Trevorrow lately, given that he's only okay at best and terrible at worst. He even extends his defense to an exceptional analysis of Tarantino:

 

[Kyria the Great]

Due to the lack of punctuation, this basically reads like weird anti-poetry:
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Bob Chipman: Forever a stooge:
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I honestly have no idea why Bob's white-knighting for Colin Trevorrow lately, given that he's only okay at best and terrible at worst. He even extends his defense to an exceptional analysis of Tarantino:
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Now since you bring up Quentin Tarantino, how does Bob feel that in almost all of his movies that they will say the world "nigger" alot? Does he brush it off as oh that satire?, or is it perhaps more how he treats the Super Mario movie and neglects to bring it up?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember it is only about virtue signalling to the world about how much of a "Good Man" you are. It isn't nakedly cynical in the least bit and if it happens it isn't like it actually harms views of true diversity in the public eye where they see it as a marketing stunt rather than naturally creating interesting diverse characters that we can connect with on an emotional level.

It's always great until it's you against the wall.

(this is Off topic but I would like to see Miles Morales if they kill off Petey in the Spiderman movies because it was a proper passing of the torch and Miles is an actually interesting character)

Spoiler: Comic sperging

I disagree about it being a proper passing of the torch. In the Ultimate universe Peter and Miles never even met before or during "Death of Spider-Man", the kid just shows up with people alternating between calling him out or praising him. This could just be me being a Peter fan and thinking it'll be criminal to stop him as a high school kid again with how underutilized his adult life is, even in the comics. The MCU version Peter pretty much hijacked the interesting bits of Miles anyways. Best I could see is doing what's happened in 616 with Miles as a pseudo-sidekick who gets to be the big hero in NYC whenever Peter's out of town with the Avengers or whatever.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Remember it is only about virtue signalling to the world about how much of a "Good Man" you are. It isn't nakedly cynical in the least bit and if it happens it isn't like it actually harms views of true diversity in the public eye where they see it as a marketing stunt rather than naturally creating interesting diverse characters that we can connect with on an emotional level.

(this is Off topic but I would like to see Miles Morales if they kill off Petey in the Spiderman movies because it was a proper passing of the torch and Miles is an actually interesting character)

It's always great until it's you against the wall.

Spoiler: Comic sperging

I disagree about it being a proper passing of the torch. In the Ultimate universe Peter and Miles never even met before or during "Death of Spider-Man", the kid just shows up with people alternating between calling him out or praising him. This could just be me being a Peter fan and thinking it'll be criminal to stop him as a high school kid again with how underutilized his adult life is, even in the comics. The MCU version Peter pretty much hijacked the interesting bits of Miles anyways. Best I could see is doing what's happened in 616 with Miles as a pseudo-sidekick who gets to be the big hero in NYC whenever Peter's out of town with the Avengers or whatever.

Spoiler: More comics sperging

Spider-Gwen has been pretty popular too as more of a "what if" alternate universe kind of thing.

 

[Anonimo]

Yeah the all important foreign dollar is real concerning to modern blockbusters and their quality as they try to appeal to the world demographic, but Bob doesn't realize that globalism is allowing this blight on Hollywood to continue. Most of the movies that suck ass is because they aren't made for us but for overseas where that can account for 70-80% of the ticket sales in many cases.

Has anyone mentioned to him the inability to break into the Chinese market was part of why his precious Ghostbusters reboot tanked? Or did he (predictably) just stick his fingers in his ears and yell something along the lines of "la-la-la-it-was-misogyny-la-la-la"? Would I be right to guess he'd have a similar reaction to spelling that fact out in the Transformers movies but with Michael Bay bashing instead? Or would he just unperson Chinese as "honorary whites" like some SJWs do?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Has anyone mentioned to him the inability to break into the Chinese market was part of why his precious Ghostbusters reboot tanked? Or did he (predictably) just stick his fingers in his ears and basically yell "la-la-la-it-was-misogyny-la-la-la"?

Most honorable fat man likely blames hillbillies for hypnotizing the Chinese into believing molesting the dead on film is completely haram.

I think some of you are playing up the Chinese market a bit much. They only allow a handful of movies to be imported over every year. A studio putting out one film per year aimed at the celestials shouldn't affect much of anything.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Most honorable fat man likely blames hillbillies for hypnotizing the Chinese into believing molesting the dead on film is completely haram.

I think some of you are playing up the Chinese market a bit much. They only allow a handful of movies to be imported over every year. A studio putting out one film per year aimed at the celestials shouldn't affect much of anything.

I think only 25 movies are allowed in China from America, unless they somehow include China in somewhere or a good portion of Chinese actors somewhere in the mix. Still, that 300+ million middle class Chinese market is so savory to Hollywood, it isn't surprising in context when you watch Transformers 4 and they for some reason go to Hong Kong. Though Bob doesn't have that kind of insight when reviewing genre films for as "worldly" as he is, he is rather Ameri-centric in his analysis of film.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think only 25 movies are allowed in China from America, unless they somehow include China in somewhere or a good portion of Chinese actors somewhere in the mix. Still, that 300+ million middle class Chinese market is so savory to Hollywood, it isn't surprising in context when you watch Transformers 4 and they for some reason go to Hong Kong. Though Bob doesn't have that kind of insight when reviewing genre films for as "worldly" as he is, he is rather Ameri-centric in his analysis of film.

Some movies, like Iron Man 3, have different cuts in China in order to include Chinese actors.