Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

It's quite a feet for a man called movie bob to know little to knowing about movies, the people who make them, how there made, marketed, and so on.

The thing is that at surface level he seems to know. In his Cars 3 review, he did mention that the franchise mostly exists to make boo-koo bucks off of its toy line for little boys, but aside from naked marketing ploys that come straight out of the 80s and 90s, he doesn't understand what truly goes into a film. Heck far better review hacks, RLM, really know what goes into movies considering that have done them themselves and their show they have interviewed B-movie filmmakers all the way to Max Landis. He should know at times the studio can ruin a movie (changes to Promethus and Robin Hood), sometimes a director's soul vision just isn't that great (Star Wars I-III), or that a clash of the two can create a horrible film that shows its tortured creation (Fant4stic and Suicide Squad).

 

[Lorento]

EDIT-I wonder if Bob is remotly aware that China's most likely playing the long game to establish their own cultural and economic hegemony and is exploiting neo-liberal sentiments to do so?

He also doesn't seem to be aware that China has been cooking their own economic books for years now, and their economy is very, VERY fragile. The cracks are showing in the Superior Future.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He also doesn't seem to be aware that China has been cooking their own economic books for years now, and their economy is very, VERY fragile. The cracks are showing in the Superior Future.

Yeah in fact China is probably due for a rather major market crash in the next 10-20 years if not sooner. Not to mention even without those factors it is still fragile because the one party government system makes them notoriously corrupt with you can't go one day without some minor or major politician caught in some bribery scandal

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I defy anyone to walk in San Francisco and not hate the place. Homeless in every, single available doorway. Obnoxious pimps chasing you down the street, hollering, "Gimme five or ten!'

Any sane person from the east coast should be thinking zyklon B if they have to deal with anyone working for a corporate office based in San Francisco. One of my fondest moments was seeing Macy's West, and the barbarian cunts who worked there, dissolved.

Gays and POC? How much time has Bob spent there?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I defy anyone to walk in San Francisco and not hate the place. Homeless in every, single available doorway. Obnoxious pimps chasing you down the street, hollering, "Gimme five or ten!'

Any sane person from the east coast should be thinking zyklon B if they have to deal with anyone working for a corporate office based in San Francisco. One of my fondest moments was seeing Macy's West, and the barbarian cunts who worked there, dissolved.

Gays and POC? How much time has Bob spent there?

• Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I defy anyone to walk in San Francisco and not hate the place. Homeless in every, single available doorway. Obnoxious pimps chasing you down the street, hollering, "Gimme five or ten!'

Any sane person from the east coast should be thinking zyklon B if they have to deal with anyone working for a corporate office based in San Francisco. One of my fondest moments was seeing Macy's West, and the barbarian cunts who worked there, dissolved.

Gays and POC? How much time has Bob spent there?

The answer is that he has never left Boston because he lives a very sheltered life. On that big city living however, how does Bob contend it is mostly lefties or people looking to get jobs in cities but want cheap living and want to beautify portions of cities that is the main cause of gentrification, actually causing more harm to minority groups than some mean, nasty troll online saying something racist?

 

[DuckSucker]

The first one is kind of neccisary to your own internal logic and is not without historical precident. We have to conceed the posibility of bad choices in terms of voted in as they already have. Democracy creating Nixons, Silvio Berlusconi and frankly, both candidates in the 2016 election is the same as freedom of speech allowing Racism or capitalism producing souless inept mega-corps. The trick is to internalize it within yourself -"we failed to persuade the public, we must try harder next time " is the correct response as opposed to Bob's lashing out "they're voting against their interests because they're stupid."

The inception one is totally bonkers and shows a complete failure to grasp human psychology at a rudementry level.

both candidates in the 2016 election were born of purely partisan politics taken to such an extreme that there are no standards, no credibility, you can be a complete piece of shit, but the only barrier is 'at least im not a dem/republican,' and 'at least im not LITERALLY hitler, or the worst ever!' Weve gone so long allowing politicians to play hands with the 'least bad' options, while they smile behind their masks, rather than actually try to push for good options.

I took a glance at that latest video of his. I remember when Bob, while fat, still at least had a semblance of physical dignity. My god, he's gone to seed so badly. His jowls are three times the size they were, and I'm fairly certain he has his eyes covered just to keep viewers from noticing how jaundiced they are.

Also that accent. He sounds like DSP. In fact he sounds worse than DSP. DSP has sometimes managed to sound reasonably professional when reading from a script. Bob's fake accent and tone make him impossible to take seriously on any level. It's a shame; I remember when Bob used to be at least mildly entertaining. Nowadays you can just feel the frustration, resentment and hatred leaking out through his every sentence.

bob cant go to seed when nobody wants to pollenate with him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He also doesn't seem to be aware that China has been cooking their own economic books for years now, and their economy is very, VERY fragile. The cracks are showing in the Superior Future.

Despite this, he thinks that after the election, China's gonna lead the world, and his tweets referencing China were, in order: "Start learning Mandarin.", "I'm taking lessons." and "I still need to buy Rosetta Stone." Only Bob can't keep a straight story about learning another language.

 

[Mola Ram]

Despite this, he thinks that after the election, China's gonna lead the world, and his tweets referencing China were, in order: "Start learning Mandarin.", "I'm taking lessons." and "I still need to buy Rosetta Stone." Only Bob can't keep a straight story about learning another language.

I don't see what he needs to worry about. They'll be able to understand "moo goo gai pan," "egg foo young," and "gimme those fackin spare ribs" no matter what the geopolitical situation is.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's humblebragging about those dang, dirty "Nazis":

Becuase Fincher's worked with Brad Pitt before and they can play to each other's strengths?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's humblebragging about those dang, dirty "Nazis":
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Becuase Fincher's worked with Brad Pitt before and they can play to each other's strengths?
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I know this battle is long since lost, especially to the sort of people who'd approvingly retweet Bob Chipman, but fascism is an actual political system, with definable ideas and philosophies and everything. Discredited ones, yes, but it's not just "politics by people I hate." You'd think Bob would grasp this, spouting as many quasi-fascist notions as he does.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

lol he retweeted somebody who mentioned "progressives trying to shut up/close down anyone with a different view" with "This is not a thing that happens."

The block followed shortly thereafter, I imagine.

 

[Gordon Cole]

lol he retweeted somebody who mentioned "progressives trying to shut up/close down anyone with a different view" with "This is not a thing that happens."

The block followed shortly thereafter, I imagine.

Lol at Bob calling someone else a "cartoon character":

Way to sound like a bot, Bob:

 

[Keystone]

lol he retweeted somebody who mentioned "progressives trying to shut up/close down anyone with a different view" with "This is not a thing that happens."

The block followed shortly thereafter, I imagine.

Lol at Bob calling someone else a "cartoon character":
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The beetus must be affecting his eyesight so he can't see the news and videos of leftists assaulting anyone who disagrees with them since November (and prior).

That or he's a fat, disingenuous retard who's too cowardly to actually engage someone in debate and acknowledge his progressive ideologue pals are getting more and more violent to anyone who doesn't kowtow to their narrative.

Wonder which it is...

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I know this battle is long since lost, especially to the sort of people who'd approvingly retweet Bob Chipman, but fascism is an actual political system, with definable ideas and philosophies and everything. Discredited ones, yes, but it's not just "politics by people I hate." You'd think Bob would grasp this, spouting as many quasi-fascist notions as he does.

This battle was apparently already lost in 1944.

It will be seen that, as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol at Bob calling someone else a "cartoon character":
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This is the man calling someone else a cartoon character.

And of course

 

[Malt Liquor]

Nice Fire&Ice poster behind you Bob:a movie which celebrate "Toxic Masculinity" and "scantily clad female" to the extreme and show the heroes fighting dark skinned underdeveloped savages.Anita will be certanly proud of you

 

[Gordon Cole]

I honestly have no idea why Bob's white knighting Colin Trevorrow as much as he is. He's a dang, dirty straight white male who isn't making crap like Ghostbusters or Wonder Woman so the defense is just baffling to me.

Because they're looking for someone with a deeper understanding of the health care bill beyond Bob's salty scare tactics. And what's so important that it takes up "26 hours" worth of work?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Because they're looking for someone with a deeper understanding of the health care bill beyond Bob's salty scare tactics. And what's so important that it takes up "26 hours" worth of work?

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Something that would take a competent person half that time, I reckon.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I honestly have no idea why Bob's white knighting Colin Trevorrow as much as he is. He's a dang, dirty straight white male who isn't making crap like Ghostbusters or Wonder Woman so the defense is just baffling to me.

Because they're looking for someone with a deeper understanding of the health care bill beyond Bob's salty scare tactics. And what's so important that it takes up "26 hours" worth of work?

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Isn't The Book of Henry nakedly cynical in how one would like us to feel? I been reading alot of the reviews as that seems to be the general themes of the critics(not that I put much stock in them either) but perhaps Bob is doing this because he is doing Star Wars 9.

Not to mention being self employed he needs Obamacare otherwise his pre-existing conditions having Beetus is going to royally fuck him.