🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

Things have been a little slow since the flurry of retardation Diaper Boi unleashed in October.
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It looks like the trial is set for possibly 1/14/2026 and 1/20/2026. I don't know if this is an overflow date for if the case stretches out all day or if they're actually planning two full days.

Diaper Boi has now been in custody 179 days, almost half a year.

His lolsuit demanding 18 gorillion dollary-dos or whatever was chucked less than two weeks after it was filed.
 

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Moulton eventually pled out. The court more or less ignored his own lolsuit and chucked it with a boilerplate denial.
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He was released on probation after serving 246 days in jail. Hope it was worth it Diaper Boi!

Five years of probation and $4,951.09 in fines, the bulk of which are $4,182.09 for extraditing his dumb ass from Washington State.

They put him on a Greyhound and sent him home in the style to which he is accustomed.
 

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You mean to tell me that the incalculable temporal disaster was of no interest to Volusia County?
What about the tithe of the entire state's economy? Where is the justice!
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NO GUNS LOSER FOR FIVE YEARS
 
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I should note the $4K is listed on the final order of costs but not on the "Assessment" tab for the case, so they might have let him off on that. Not sure.

It's pretty impressive this fat retard managed to turn a shitpost into nine months in jail and five years on probation by having absolute shit opsec despite having been on the Internet longer than a lot of people here have even been alive.
 
AnOminous said:
I should note the $4K is listed on the final order of costs but not on the "Assessment" tab for the case, so they might have let him off on that. Not sure.

It's pretty impressive this fat retard managed to turn a shitpost into nine months in jail and five years on probation by having absolute shit opsec despite having been on the Internet longer than a lot of people here have even been alive.
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Remember his snide comments about being some kind of online God who ruled BBS boards with a wrathful red right hand compared to all us noobs?
 
Goofy Logic said:
*Insert obvious Florida man being so crazy that psych evals are not needed joke here*
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He's not a Florida Man. He was extradited from Washington State to Florida for his crime.
Begemot said:
Remember his snide comments about being some kind of online God who ruled BBS boards with a wrathful red right hand compared to all us noobs?
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He was massively doxed back before the word even existed for being a complete retard. He still pretended he was some kind of super badass even after he was exposed in the early '90s for being a diaper fag into scat and ABDL shit and then pretended he was "trolling" by pretending to be that.

Meanwhile, his filings in the Gaywood case showed he was begging for assistance because he's actually fecally incontinent and they wouldn't give him his diapers. His fetish isn't even a fetish, he's literally just a pants-shitting moron.
 
AnOminous said:
He's not a Florida Man. He was extradited from Washington State to Florida for his crime.

He was massively doxed back before the word even existed for being a complete retard. He still pretended he was some kind of super badass even after he was exposed in the early '90s for being a diaper fag into scat and ABDL shit and then pretended he was "trolling" by pretending to be that.

Meanwhile, his filings in the Gaywood case showed he was begging for assistance because he's actually fecally incontinent and they wouldn't give him his diapers. His fetish isn't even a fetish, he's literally just a pants-shitting moron.
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So.....do the whole diaper thing actually is pitiful, where he has to put on a mask of being a bad ass web 1.0 techowizard.

Fuck. Is everything about this flog an utter lie? What happened to him saying he always had money and just made inventions like a 200 IQ flaneur?
 
AnOminous said:
Meanwhile, his filings in the Gaywood case showed he was begging for assistance because he's actually fecally incontinent and they wouldn't give him his diapers. His fetish isn't even a fetish, he's literally just a pants-shitting moron.
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Are we sure he was telling the truth about being incontinent? I think he just wanted to indulge in his fetish in jail.
 
Trombonista said:
Are we sure he was telling the truth about being incontinent? I think he just wanted to indulge in his fetish in jail.
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Well he lies a lot but why would you claim to be that in a public court filing knowing the Internet is laughing its collective ass off at you? He's always previously maintained he was "trolling" with the ABDL stuff.
 
Hi Moultard, hope your stay in jail for something like six months has taught you something about opsec.

Ah who am I kidding, you haven't learned shit.
 
I wish he would have gone to OZ, he would not be back here on the site.

I will never understand the way people come out and act like they were king shit of jail island. Bitch, you got bent over by shitwood and mumbled.

Your bible mutterings mean jack shit.

I will give you one thing, you were ugly enough Adebisi wouldn't fuck you.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
As someone who uses an old styled single razor shaver you can easily get a good cut without bleeding from your face. Don't hate the game, hate the player, son.
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You can. I used a safety razor for a year. But you always have to be 'on' when you're shaving. I even agree with Matt when he says it's horrid on thick beards.

Also @Atemporal-Engineer when was the first night they turned you out and made you prolapse? Did that make the diapur usage mandatory?
 
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