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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Lowercase I internet said:
When s3 shifted to rv streaming and Vegas I immediately stopped registering it as actual fishtank. An immutable part of the show is the house. Yknow, the first half of, “STAY INSIDE, NO WEED.” The moment you remove that the concept of fishtank begins to break down. At that point really anything could be fishtank so long as you have a camera and some wiggers present, and I don’t think that’s the case. Keep fishtank indoors (or at least on site like with the experimental Burt and Xavier adventure).
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The entire appeal is there's multiple feeds with stuff going on in them and chatting with people about it. There's a reason why it's great live and the highlights on shit like youtube suck by comparison: it's interactive and engaging. If I just wanted gay irl streams I could go watch all the In Real Life public nuisances. That's not what I want or the appeal of the medium.
 
It would be pretty cool if on Day 1 they streamed picking up the Fish from the airport and interviewing them on the ride to the house, like the clips that were in the first episode of Season 1. Aside from that I'm pretty skeptical of any Fish excursions, unless it's fairly brief/limited. Like if they would have streamed when Jimmy got to go outside for 5 minutes during S2. Or maybe they can stream when they get ejected from the house during swatings.

ofc it's probably none of that. It's likely the streaming rig is just for these pre-season IRL streams. The camera is likely just one of their typical production cameras and all they had to add to the setup to do IRL is the redundant SIM stuff.
 
Agares said:
I checked in on the War room and was treated to Jimmy going on a /pol/ tier rant while holding a croquet mallet. Note the torn up printout of the Israeli flag on the floor.
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I tuned in earlier to the room covered in them while he was going around tearing apart every single one
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Agares said:
I checked in on the War room and was treated to Jimmy going on a /pol/ tier rant while holding a croquet mallet. Note the torn up printout of the Israeli flag on the floor.
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i think the only spin-off that i have actually sort of enjoyed was Bloodgames, maybe at the worst a bit of the cell but the rest simply doesn't interest me enough, specially with all the literally whos involved
 
Jimmy's war room is pretty good despite it being Sardine Tin. Jimmy is carrying the entire show though.

They plan the bits better than the wiggers.
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
When s3 shifted to rv streaming and Vegas I immediately stopped registering it as actual fishtank. An immutable part of the show is the house. Yknow, the first half of, “STAY INSIDE, NO WEED.” The moment you remove that the concept of fishtank begins to break down. At that point really anything could be fishtank so long as you have a camera and some wiggers present, and I don’t think that’s the case. Keep fishtank indoors (or at least on site like with the experimental Burt and Xavier adventure).
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It is not bad to be prepared, but something about it is just wrong. Season 3 doggedly continuing on to with the planned runtime is a nice story of how production never gives up but it was just a bad experience from the viewer perspective. In the end it may have been better if Season 3 did what Season 4 did and just ended it.
I know there was still content, fun things still happened and they got a decent ending for Season 3, but they fucked up the season and yet again let the tank just fall apart.
Having a functional IRL rig in case it happens again just doesn't sit right with me. I want them to do a full season in a house and I really think that the lesson from S3 is not,' do Vegas better', it is to just stop like S4 and try to get your shit in line so you can have a real season inside for the full duration.

Preparation is good, and contingencies are good, but I still think this particular one is very misaligned to the shows core goals.
 
else_letter said:
Having a functional IRL rig in case it happens again just doesn't sit right with me.
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Its not for seasonal use, Jet plans on doing IRL streams with the wiggers between seasons instead of the stream star filler material. They apparently bought a van to drive around in as well just like shoovy currently does but they're not flouride brained like shoovy who gets into absolutely stupid situations nonstop which makes watching him worthwhile. Your option is watching shoovy try breaking onto a military base only to get caught and have MPs shouting at him and dogs barking in his face because he is literally too stupid to follow instruction, or you can watch Jet and crew waddle down to the local McDonalds, hard choice I know.
 
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Jet attempts at pushing fishtank and himself into the mainstream is tiring at this point. Time and time again, we talk about how we just want to watch a retard daycare and he rejects us for having that cause he hates us and he's too high out of his own galaxy gas supplies to realize he got a niche and unique show stream with a loyal fanbase.

His IRL stream will flop, competing with other IRL streamers. His mainstream game will flop and won't get an update until he silently deleted it from stream, or even worse won't be released at all. Fishtank will slowly die cause their heart isn't in it anymore and they can't fill the hole that Sam left after he left the show stream. I really hope I'm wrong and is hoping that S5 will be successful but I'm not optimistic about it. I'm at a point where I need to see FT crash and burn spectacularly so I can let it go (:_(
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
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Jet attempts at pushing fishtank and himself into the mainstream is tiring at this point. Time and time again, we talk about how we just want to watch a retard daycare and he rejects us for having that cause he hates us and he's too high out of his own galaxy gas supplies to realize he got a niche and unique show stream with a loyal fanbase.

His IRL stream will flop, competing with other IRL streamers. His mainstream game will flop and won't get an update until he silently deleted it from stream, or even worse won't be released at all. Fishtank will slowly die cause their heart isn't in it anymore and they can't fill the hole that Sam left after he left the show stream. I really hope I'm wrong and is hoping that S5 will be successful but I'm not optimistic about it. I'm at a point where I need to see FT crash and burn spectacularly so I can let it go (:_(
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FTL isn't mainstream because of how offensive sexual and wild it is for the average libtard or normie

Not many people are going to watch a show that screams NIGGER or KIKE every 10 minutes over TTS given how delicate and snowflake people are. It would either have to be toned down or flat out banned by normies.

They'd be traumatized at the racism and sexual objectification. It just wouldn't work, man.

They tried making it mainstream with the YouTube live shit and what resulted was we got all the nudity/sexual content removed that would've occurred. I mean, can you imagine if FTL went mainstream?

It would be so watered down. It wouldn't last. You'd have Ben Crump, The entire Left Wing and ADL knocking on Jet's door demanding he comply to their demands or Israel would threaten to bomb his shitty house.
 
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with what happened in S4 it’s funny to think back that when they got swatted in S1 i thought “ah man shits over”

i guess it was technically correct a few years later lol
 
So the SardineTin "Jimmy's War Room" thing is winding down as I type this, seems like they're making closing remarks, I tuned in here and there over the weekend, no idea what happened today, seems like a lot of wind got taken out of some sails and there was a lot of nontent, Jimmy seemed depressed for most of the day. Briefly mentioned by one of the supporting crew was something about stuff not going to plan. Whole thing was pretty meh, but had some funny moments. PS: The lore ending is Angie debated Jimmy and ran against him and the simps in the chat voted for Angie to be president.
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R9K Insurgent said:
So the SardineTin "Jimmy's War Room" thing is winding down as I type this, seems like they're making closing remarks, I tuned in here and there over the weekend, no idea what happened today, seems like a lot of wind got taken out of some sails and there was a lot of nontent, Jimmy seemed depressed for most of the day. Briefly mentioned by one of the supporting crew was something about stuff not going to plan. Whole thing was pretty meh, but had some funny moments. PS: The lore ending is Angie debated Jimmy and ran against him and the simps in the chat voted for Angie to be president.
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Imagine voting his excellency jimmy out for used, stinky, egirl pussy
 
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
The sardine tank viewers probably already know she sleeps with production so they are just keeping her happy so they can shoot their shot once the cameras stop rolling. I call it the Neptune strategy
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Angelina has more guys in line waiting to fuck her than a Disneyland ride on a weekend.
 
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