Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IngusNSFW]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...f_yansim_was_made_by_kiwifarmsstopyanderedev/
Please hon, this bait is so obvious not even the most primitive-minded troglodyte would come in for a nibble.

2 comments, lol. Seems like his fanbase learned to keep looking forward while sucking and not look anywhere else.

Though I might be proven wrong in a few hours.

 

[Voltekka]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...f_yansim_was_made_by_kiwifarmsstopyanderedev/
Please hon, this bait is so obvious not even the most primitive-minded troglodyte would come in for a nibble.

If we made it, the game would be finished already.

 

[bubblyfloat]

That fanart was taken from zerochan, and the original was linked quite a few pages back.
EDIT: The original came from zerochan user Meyly, and can be found here.

Actually, I'd like to correct you on this. Zerochan is not a source. Zerochan is a website that reposts artwork.
A quick search on saucenao indicates that the image belongs to this user, who has since deleted the picture.

 

[charmaide]

Still can't get over the idea that Eva wrote the "original" and the genderbend two separate identities. You'd think a genderbend would share similar (if not the same) behaviors to its source material, right?

 

[DaniK320]

Still can't get over the idea that Eva wrote the "original" and the genderbend two separate identities. You'd think a genderbend would share similar (if not the same) behaviors to its source material, right?

That's cause he doesn't want a male coming after his self-insert's ass. So he has to come up with some shit personality swap to explain why "Y-Y-Yan-kun could never be gAY" :autism:

 

[Honeybunny]

That's cause he doesn't want a male coming after his self-insert's ass. So he has to come up with some shit personality swap to explain why "Y-Y-Yan-kun could never be gAY" :autism:

Which is easily fixed by also genderbending Senpai, of course that would mean a) changing his self-insert and b) effort

 

[vertexwindi]

If we made it, the game would be finished already.

I wish.

 

[lurker108]

hello, been lurking since forever, decided to sketch a version of pedoteacher who knows how to wear clothes normally

Edit: sorry, still not familiar with the controls here

 

[ES 148]

Looks good.

 

[GethN7]

hello, been lurking since forever, decided to sketch a version of pedoteacher who knows how to wear clothes normally

View attachment 238344

Edit: sorry, still not familiar with the controls here

She's gone from "actress in a porn movie" to "looks like she does teaching and not just sexy cosplay as a teacher".

 

[DancinTim]

hello, been lurking since forever, decided to sketch a version of pedoteacher who knows how to wear clothes normally

View attachment 238344

Edit: sorry, still not familiar with the controls here

How can she be a pedo if she isn't super sexualized?? All pedo MILFs are all sexy buxom babes? Just like hentai!

 

[Keystone]

Looks good, I especially the sketch aesthetic.

fftopic:Reminds me of Yoji Shinkawa's MGS artworkfftopic:

 

[vertexwindi]

hello, been lurking since forever, decided to sketch a version of pedoteacher who knows how to wear clothes normally

View attachment 238344

Edit: sorry, still not familiar with the controls here

That tired look in her eyes is very accurate to real life teachers. How observant.

 

[Cupcake9]

Plus, it looks like she is naturally curvy but needs to cover herself completely in order to get a job and the respect of her co-workers.

 

[Baltas]

Been lurking around this thread for quote a bit, might as well add something.
This might seem a little late, but here's Alex's answer regarding the delinquents and pedo teachers.


http://archive.is/W2cfr

 

[Keystone]

Been lurking around this thread for quote a bit, might as well add something.
This might seem a little late, but here's Alex's answer regarding the delinquents and pedo teachers.

View attachment 238402
http://archive.is/W2cfr

That last line is straight out of his psyche. Alex is the kind of person who would let known predators walk around freely just because they look nice (I.E. Big busty boobies or a nice feminine figure *slurp*) or give him asspats and push the narrative of how great he is.

Not at all unlike the SJWs he spergs about.

 

[LucasSomething]

Been lurking around this thread for quote a bit, might as well add something.
This might seem a little late, but here's Alex's answer regarding the delinquents and pedo teachers.

View attachment 238402
http://archive.is/W2cfr

It's still the same answer as before: "The school is less strict than it was before, so it's okay for the delinquents to be around."

Actually it's not okay at all, because a group of students walking around with masks and baseball bats would never ever be allowed in any school.

Still can't get over the idea that Eva wrote the "original" and the genderbend two separate identities. You'd think a genderbend would share similar (if not the same) behaviors to its source material, right?

His natural sexism can't allow that. In his own words:

Yandere-chan = WAIFU FEMALE = No emotions, literally needs to marry a man to live.
Yandere-Kun = ALPHA MALE = Naturally sadistic, "owns" bitches and kills losers for fun.

 

[BananaBoner]

Oh what treats has this thread brought to me on this blessed day. Prepare for a long post.

I decided to personally mail the dev, below you'll find both the mail and the answer:

(Link to email in case someone missed it)
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/5_303496505-jpg.237698/


Ahhh, that condescending ass tone. You said you study biology? Well, from the way he talks to you, he either presumes you're 10yo or retarded.

"Your eyes are meant to see, your tongue is meant to taste..." Dear lord fuck. He really thinks people are this stupid? Or maybe he just considers himself A Very Learnthh Individual when it comes to biology. (Actually, I am now reminded of him sperging on and on about boobs and beetles some time ago, and I think it's definitely the latter.) I can see him explaining basic shit like evolution and natural selection to people in fucking kindergarten terms because he thinks he's Darwin and everyone else is still wondering why there's water falling from the sky.

>The purpose of the male reproductive organ is to put the seed into the female organ
>If your organ doesn't work as it should then it's "broken"

Alex mah dude, if someone is gay, their sexual organs aren't "broken", they simply chose not to reproduce. And even then, there is always the option of artificial insemination for women, or gay dudes who go so far to pay surrogate mother to birth a child. This comparison is long and stupid.

I think what he implies is that their brains are broken. Sexual organs work the same whether you're gay or straight. If your brain is telling you that sticking your D in another man's ass beats having sex with women, then the problem is in your brain. Thus, this is the quote that follows the part about broken eyes and such:

If your brain is telling you to put dirt in your mouth instead of food, then your brain is broken.

But no worries, since he's such a nice guy, he reminds everyone that even if your mind is "broken", your value as a human being is not lost! So sweet. I'd like to ask him... is there a brain that is not "broken" in some way by his definition? What's the perfectly functioning brain like?

I get the point he's making. His failing is the fact that he fancies himself Such Smart that he could never understand the issue from multiple angles, even inside biology's view of the issue. The point of his rant isn't that smart, it's simply "heterosexuality=reproduction=the norm & optimal state of being for us as a species".

The way he casually says "Some people have skin deseases, other people are gay" is surreal.

Guess what, Alex, you basement dwelling recluse? Human beings are social creatures. We are meant to interact with others on a daily basis, learn to read nonverbal cues from one another and bond with each other by being physically close with trusted members of our group. I mean, I guess some people can't tell the right hole from the wrong one but I bet you're never gonna have that problem in the first place then again some of us can't even properly interact with others because they've fucked themselves over with refusing to change their nasty personality and step outside their comfort zone to actually see the sun for the first time in 20 years. There's having things "broken" from the start and then there's sledgehammering yourself to the knee because walking's too much of a bother anyways. I mean, if you want it put in your words. Y'know.

Alex pls, YOU are the one calling gay people "broken" because they're not using their sexual organs "the right way"! His homophobia is so natural he doesn't even realize how homophobic he is!

You're clearly just being an irrational mouth-breather who doesn't understand the human hivemind nature the way an educated and enlightened individual like him does. You hater. You... you paramecium. I bet you'll have to GOOGLE that like a peasant!

 

[IngusNSFW]

Been lurking around this thread for quote a bit, might as well add something.
This might seem a little late, but here's Alex's answer regarding the delinquents and pedo teachers.

View attachment 238402
http://archive.is/W2cfr

That's not how it works boyo.

Principal lazy or not, fucker would lose his job if he let those pricks walk around the school with weapons and mask. Just admit it's a meme game, no? Your mindset does not match reality because you haven't left your childhood dream realm yet.

Furthermore, he doesn't have the power to do that. Sure he can apply someone to be hired, but that's not how it works at all.

Expecting you to know how business works is a long shot though. Why do I even bother?

And the guidance counselor must be just sitting there being fanservice for you to fap to since she isn't doing anything progressive, and it's a college for christ sake. They'll kick you out for the simplest rules you break.

 

[GethN7]

Alex needs to accept one of two things when it comes to "realism".

1. He either has to just give up, make clear he doesn't care of it's realistic so long as it's fun, and stick with that.

2. He otherwise has to restructure the game with realism in mind, and there is no way he's gonna do that cause it involves work and actual logic.

He's currently trying and failing to go both routes at the same time, and that way lies idiocy.