💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Captain Manning said:
The thought of him sitting in his cuck cave, reading Juju's Reddit on that account, seeing a negative comment about Juju, and not be able to help himself is immensely amusing to me for some reason.
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Aside from inculpatory statements worthy of the OLPR's attention, it is hilarious to watch Rekieta sockpuppet as his own PR agency.
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As if by instinct, “Not-Rekieta” piggybacks on a throwaway joke about Aaron supposedly finding Nick’s cum “delicious” due to his "obsessive, jilted lover vibe" and escalates it by adding that April said it tasted “like heaven.”
A normal viewer is already getting the joke: “Aaron is gay.” Fine, its effectively simple, the bit lands and everyone moves on.
But dragging April into it with specific “reviews” of Nick’s semen doesn’t strengthen the joke at all. Its a funny and weird add-on
Once you’re injecting details about what April supposedly thought of it, you’re no longer adding anything to the “homosexuality” punchline, "Not-Rekieta" is just padding it with an uncomedic, self-serving observation.

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Now, onto my next dose of autism, Early-Leopard-8351's only real post.
"In this episode, Aaron shows us his embarrassing misunderstanding of the financial industry and the American economy." - Early-Leopard-8351
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The post contains a link to STMS episode "Is This End Stage Capitalism? STMS 11-06-25".
According to Youtube Data Viewer, that episode was uploaded at 06/11/2025 at 16:43:35 UTC.
The reddit post, according to trevorfox.com's "Reddit Post Date Finder", was created at 06/11/2025, 18:47:47 UTC
Meaning the time difference between the start of the stream and the Reddit post was 2 hours, 4 minutes, 12 seconds.
The stream was 4 hours, 30 minutes and 59 seconds long, with 2 hours, 26 minutes and 47 seconds remaining after the Reddit post.
This suggests "Not-Rekieta" was actively watching the stream and making live commentary while watching. Pretty dedicated, no?

Now, the date is also interesting, the 6th of November 2025. That was an eventful period in the Balldoverse.
Ralph squashed the beef with Imholte days prior and began his post-TrashCast beef with Rekieta, resulting in Ralph exposing the fact he still does Whippets.
Perhaps "Not-Rekieta" was "in his feelings" (as Dabblefaggots like to say), caused by the Monster of Memphis himself and sought narc relief in the form of lashing out on Aaron's financial takes mid-stream?
 
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Not only have my kids never used cocaine, I’ve never anonymously posted on the internet about how much literal coke whores love the taste of my ejaculate.

And Nick wonders why so many thousands of people feel so superior to him.
 
elb said:
He brought back unbreaded and returned from a break like this. Totally sober, guys

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... what in the crack dealing balldo pope did I come back too..?

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And also who tf gets so irate over their ipad crack babies having their ipads taken away a few hours of the day!?
 
dustnight said:
And also who tf gets so irate over their ipad crack babies having their ipads taken away a few hours of the day!?
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A contrarian faggot who thinks his children are entitled to not only disobey, but assault the social strata.
Fortunately for the greater good, there hasn't been much evidence that they've adopted their father's philosophy.
We can only hope they self-identify their father as a lunatic and ship him off to a retirement community at the earliest opportunity ala Livia Soprano.
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I suspect he has an account to access non-public facing user profiles and site boards, however its probably just to lurk.
He's intelligent enough to make a throwaway email, but I imagine his IP records are a different story.
 
AnOminous said:
Easy bar exam in Minnesota, plus there's a certain amount of bullshit in the bar exam. There's a multiple choice section where you actually have to be right to get a score, and if you score high enough with just that, they don't even check the other section, which is the written essay question part.

These are mostly "issue-spotting" where so long as you actually can figure out what the question even means, you get at least some credit for that, and unless you're staggeringly wrong in some way, so long as you know what legal issues are raised, you get credit. They don't really aggressively comb through them looking for flawed reasoning.

So if you can tell what the question is about and are good at bullshitting, you can score fairly badly on the multiple choice part and still pass just by knowing "oh this is an adverse possession case and these are the elements." There also often isn't an actual "right" answer because they've left out some fact that would determine the outcome, and I assume you get points for noticing that, too, and pointing out how it would affect the outcome.
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It's not that easy to do well enough on one that you can score poorly on the other. There's some wiggle room, but you won't pass by focusing on one and bullshitting the other. Each state weighs things out differently and some have additional or fewer parts, but it's not really possible to just score high enough on multiple choice to avoid dealing with the essays.
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They're a bit cagey about the actual process and don't tell you your score, just whether you passed or not.
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Depends on the state. The ones with the highest attorney populations give you your score. It seems that most do because you can pay to transfer your multistate scores among basically every state that uses it, and that would be difficult if you didn't even know whether your score allowed you to practice elsewhere.
 
Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
He'll emphatically deny he has an account; however, he's shown signs that he does.
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I'd be surprised if he didn't. Narcissists always need to know what people are saying about them.

Wish we knew what it was so we could ream his ass harder than a Jamaican stripper.

Forfeited Heroes said:
This man is so stupid it hurts.
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This is one of the things I find most loathsome about Chaos.

He has never had to work or struggle at any point in his entire life and is not intelligent, funny or even pleasant to interact with on top of it. Everything has been given to him and he still managed to fuck it up.
 
he who has thus come/gone said:
Depends on the state. The ones with the highest attorney populations give you your score. It seems that most do because you can pay to transfer your multistate scores among basically every state that uses it, and that would be difficult if you didn't even know whether your score allowed you to practice elsewhere.
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Uniform Bar Exam (UBE) states will give you a score, and most states—with the exception of a select few holdouts, the most notable being California, Virginia, and Florida—are UBE states.

Each state sets a minimum score you need to score to practice law, but the scores are generally between 260 and 270. If you get above the minimum score for a specific jurisdiction, you can transfer the score, and it would be as if you passed the main bar exam of that jurisdiction—but you may have to take additional supplemental state-specific components. You can only transfer your passing score for a certain number of years. After a set number of years (which depends on the jurisdiction), your bar exam score will expire, and if you want to transfer your license into that district, you'll have to do it the old fashioned and annoying way of bar reciprocity or retaking the bar exam.

It's a massive improvement over the old fashioned way, but it's still a pain in the ass.
 
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