Inactive Elliot Rodger - The Supreme Gentleman

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Noble European aristocracy was just an excuse for Elliot to latch onto to rationalize why he was better than everyone. If Elliot had been black, he would have made up some nonsense about being descended from a "noble African king" or something and the European pig-dogs don't deserve to have the kind of beautiful queen that he does.
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If his mom was African American he'd be all like: "Elliot Rodger is my slave name! My real name is Elijah Muhammad Tupac Ali Shakur!" :pickleman:

 
c-no said:
Don't know if this would contribute but didn't aristocratic breeding also meant in some way "inbreeding"?
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In reality yes. In all high fantasy... Hell no! It gives you magic powers bitch! Daenerys* has dragons and the Lady of the Lake didn't lob Excalibur at a commoner.

Again, it's ironic in many ways. He was common as fuck, he was a runt and real aristocracy might even produce such a runt but he'd have hated that idea even more.

*technical inbreeding but without any downsides.
 
Satan said:
If his mom was African American he'd be all like: "Elliot Rodger is my slave name! My real name is Elijah Muhammad Tupac Ali Shakur!" :pickleman:

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And he'd try to complete that with being the descendant of an African king such as Mansa Munsa or even being the descendant of some Egyptian nobleman. Really, he'd try to use anything to justify himself in being above the "common man".
 
Is it known what his exact peerage is? Like does he bear the name of any royal house? Or did his royal ancestor just get to friendy with a serving wench one night ;)?

I actually think having noble ancestors is pretty common. I know I do ( though it is very distant)
 
teheviltwin said:
In reality yes. In all high fantasy... Hell no! It gives you magic powers bitch! Daenerys has dragons and the Lady of the Lake didn't lob Excalibur at a commoner.

Again, it's ironic in many ways. He was common as fuck, he was a runt and real aristocracy might even produce such a runt.
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If Elliot were to try and be a part of aristocracy, he'd just be the poser, the wannabe, the outsider. Aristocrats would roll their eyes at a wannabe and those beneath the aristocrats would just face-palm. I'm sure both sides would see Elliot as some wannabe tool who makes himself an outcast to both.

FifthColumn said:
Is it known what his exact peerage is? Like does he bear the name of any royal house? Or did his royal ancestor just get to friendy with a serving wench one night ;)?

I actually think having noble ancestors is pretty common. I know I do ( though it is very distant)
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Even if Elliot was of royal ancestry, he may as well be of the bastard variant if said royal ancestor gotten personal with some serving wench or a with a common man.
 
c-no said:
If Elliot were to try and be a part of aristocracy, he'd just be the poser, the wannabe, the outsider. Aristocrats would roll their eyes at a wannabe and those beneath the aristocrats would just face-palm. I'm sure both sides would see Elliot as some wannabe tool who makes himself an outcast to both.
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The problem with actual gentry is that they all already know who all the members are. You can't join the club unless you marry into it and even then it's only the resulting kids that would be given a pass.
 
teheviltwin said:
The problem with actual gentry is that they all already know who all the members are. You can't join the club unless you marry into it and even then it's only the resulting kids that would be given a pass.
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And that in turn would eliminate any of Elliot's chances of joining the club. Even then, he'd try to use any excuse of royal heritage to be above the normal "common" man. He'd use any form of royal heritage to stroke his ego of being above all.
 
FifthColumn said:
Is it known what his exact peerage is? Like does he bear the name of any royal house? Or did his royal ancestor just get to friendy with a serving wench one night ;)?

I actually think having noble ancestors is pretty common. I know I do ( though it is very distant)
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Everyone can find a noble ancestor somewhere. Considering his surname he'd probably have been best looking in France. But France just doesn't have the same Tolkeinesqueness. And it's full of French people.


Also, finding your family crest and motto can be good for a giggle... Unless less your name contains Black or Moor* or any combination thereof... Then it'll just be a field of dead black people with the heads of dead black people impaled on swords.

*Unless it's Moore and you're of Irish descent and then it's O'Mordha and it's impaled white heads instead.
 
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I myself am descended from A Protestant Ascenancy Lord in Irleland, and a Catholic stableboy who ran off to America with his daughter. It was Farnam House I believe, the ancestral hold in northish Ireland. She was of course disowned, so I cannot claim it unfortely :(

http://www.farnhamestate.ie/
 
FifthColumn said:
I myself am descended from A Protestant Ascenancy Lord in Irleland, and a Catholic stableboy who ran off to America with his daughter. It was Farnam House I believe, the ancestral hold in northish Ireland. She was of course disowned, so I cannot claim it unfortely :(

http://www.farnhamestate.ie/
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She was a daughter anyway so she'd probably just have got a dowry and an inbred husband.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
What I'm saying is, if he wasn't European, he would've found other stuff to read to justify his delusion.
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I agree entirely. I just worded that post really badly. Something to do with wanting a fag so bad I could choke a bitch (but 2 months a non-smoker so YAY!)

The only way I might speculate differently is because he never romanticised his Asian origin. It could be because it's his mother's side but I think it was more likely too hard to bone up on his Chinese/Malaysian mythology.
 
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FifthColumn said:
Is it known what his exact peerage is? Like does he bear the name of any royal house? Or did his royal ancestor just get to friendy with a serving wench one night ;)?

I actually think having noble ancestors is pretty common. I know I do ( though it is very distant)
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I think I read somewhere that one sixth of all white folk in Europe is descended from Charlemagne.
 
CWCissey said:
Nope, just small town England.

However once I came of drinking age, I discovered that darts is AWESOME and I got quite good at it. I need to find a pub with a dartboard in Manchester really, it's been a while since I last played. *sigh*
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What else is really interesting about this guy? I've had stories of him tossing his hot drink at innocent women (really dude? fuck!) but has there been any kind of instances where he was faked out by the girls?

Hell, even I've had all sorts of girls fluttering around me, I just didn't fuck 'em.
 
It doesn't seem like there was ever any example of a woman leading him on or fucking with him or even acknowledging him at all, really. He just viewed their existence as some sort of insult, like how they had the audacity to be hot in front of him and not try relentlessly to fuck him. In much the same way he never actually made any sort of conscious concerted effort to interact with women, he was profoundly and deeply insulted that hot women exist at all and weren't lining up to slob his knob. Because he was a psychotic douche.
 
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