Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

Who passes better as a woman?

  • Autphag:

    Votes: 36 9.9%

  • Robert Wayne Stiles

    Votes: 327 90.1%
  • Total voters
    363
Autphag said:
And then, LagoonaBlue just became a psychopathic emulation of a womyn played by a little boy.
Amen.
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I like how you believe this so much, if I actually turned up in your neck of the woods you literally wouldn't know who the fuck I was.
 
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Autphag said:
Vocal Feminization Surgery.

There was once a little boy named LagoonaBlue. He was very sad and blue. He wanted to be a woman too! So he malignered like the Trotskyist SJWs told him to. He one day begged a fairy named Amber-Rose Haselgrove:
"Dear fairy God mother, why can't I have the permission to suck cock?" in his fairy sissy boy voice.
So another one by the name of Angela Haselgrove had ascended from the nephilitic pit of Hades, also known as the NHS. She had granted this little boy the snake oil of hormones, of vocal feminization surgery, of trachea-shaving surgery, of body lipid redistribution surgeries, and finally, of the greatest ASCENSION to the MATRIARCHY (of Mascara and Hope fame) of them all: ~*SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY*~.
And then, LagoonaBlue just became a psychopathic emulation of a womyn played by a little boy.
Amen.
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As seen in the Brianna Wu thread, that does sweet piss all.
 
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LagoonaBlue said:
Are you wanting my help or not?
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Whenever you're ready, like I said, but you're coming onto my thread; that's asking for trouble. Make your peace or bare responsibility for ruining your own friendships. Cheers.

LagoonaBlue said:
Shame, I was excited about going clothes shopping.
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You weren't looking for my opinion but the slightest disingenuous gambit to grasp at.
 
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Autphag said:
Whenever you're ready, like I said, but you're coming onto my thread; that's asking for trouble. Make your peace or bare responsibility for ruining your own friendships. Cheers.
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You deleted me as a skype contact though?
 
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Does the UK have JC Penny still? I think they're the only place that have clothes that can even remotely make him look like a woman.
 
Autphag said:
You weren't looking for my opinion but the slightest disingenuous gambit to grasp at.
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You don't have an opinion on clothes, you were looking for my help.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
Does the UK have JC Penny still? I think they're the only place that have clothes that can even remotely make him look like a woman.
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Nope.

I buy all my clothes from Primark or supermarkets anyway.
 
LagoonaBlue said:
You deleted me as a skype contact though?
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I'll readd you on the condition you retain me and don't try to fan flames here. If you're truly interested in lulz, there was plenty to be received passively as a bystander watching my torturous predicament. Doing so now...
 
Autphag said:
I'll readd you on the condition you retain me and don't try to fan flames here. If you're truly interested in lulz, there was plenty to be received passively as a bystander watching my torturous predicament. Doing so now...
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That wasn't even part of the agreement.

You're the one who's been pushing my buttons all evening.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
If Chris could even remotely pass you could have taken him to Jane Norman.
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Well if Phag wants to wear women's clothes technically they should have some breast definition, so obviously we'd have to go to Ann Summers.
 
LagoonaBlue said:
Well if Phag wants to wear women's clothes technically they should have some breast definition, so obviously we'd have to go to Ann Summers.
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Sophie has gotten pretty big as well. You might have to go to the plus-sized stores to find something for her. Lane Bryant is a store for women of Sophie's size in the states.
 
LagoonaBlue said:
That wasn't even part of the agreement.

You're the one who's been pushing my buttons all evening.
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Don't mad-reply, please, I really, really want to go back to bed, so I'll just say this:

If I have, I've done so accidentally, but nor are you absolvable of guilt.

Fine, going to bed, please don't show up as a notification. I'm glad we could solve this problem.
 
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Autphag said:
Vocal Feminization Surgery.

There was once a little boy named LagoonaBlue. He was very sad and blue. He wanted to be a woman too! So he malignered like the Trotskyist SJWs told him to. He one day begged a fairy named Amber-Rose Haselgrove:
"Dear fairy God mother, why can't I have the permission to suck cock?" in his fairy sissy boy voice.
So another one by the name of Angela Haselgrove had ascended from the nephilitic pit of Hades, also known as the NHS. She had granted this little boy the snake oil of hormones, of vocal feminization surgery, of trachea-shaving surgery, of body lipid redistribution surgeries, and finally, of the greatest ASCENSION to the MATRIARCHY (of Mascara and Hope fame) of them all: ~*SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY*~.
And then, LagoonaBlue just became a psychopathic emulation of a womyn played by a little boy.
Amen.
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Tl;dr @Autphag can't write limericks.
 
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introman said:
Sophie has gotten pretty big as well. You might have to go to the plus-sized stores to find something for her. Lane Bryant is a store for women of Sophie's size in the states.
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That awkward moment where Phag is at least a dress size 18, which is one size above the UK average and can be bought in most high street shops.
 
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