💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
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Whoaaaa buddy! Is that a sticker? Let's get 10 subs right now for smug ralph!
 
At 3:57 a.m., central time, Nick gets a phone call and after a couple of minutes, abruptly ends the stream. Wonder who called?
 
Captain Manning said:
Oh, it's gonna happen (again). Don't worry. Easiest prediction in the world.
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It seems they were inching ever closer in tonight's illustrious Killstream, where Ralph's revenge for Nick's undying loyalty to Mersh and Icedancer was to get out of Scarlett a resounding "NICK REKIETA, FUCK YOU":




Apparently his "groomer" tendencies weren't solely to blame, as it recently came to Scarlett's attention that Mersh and Icedancer also "played Nick Rekieta" in a manipulative scheme treating Scarlett like chattel to "give" to Nick much like how Nick "gave" Icedancer to Mersh, but the valedictorian was too smart to fall for it:




It's very clear that Scarlett privately divulged to Ralph all the salacious details about last night's call with Icedancer about this trafficking scheme reminiscent of how Nick's e-daddy Juju would pass Mint around back in the day, and Ethan seemed to be subtly snaking Nick by asking pressing questions about the call to get her to spill its contents on her own without it having to look like it's his fault, but he was visibly every bit as frustrated as any viewer about her mercurial mind constantly changing the subject, until he eventually gave up on this interview equivalent of herding cats:




With Icedancer's plot now foiled, you'd think that Nick could still have an alternative shot at Scarlett for the low low price of $1,200, but despite her Tryst profile still being live, she is now adamant that her ass is no longer for sale as of the last time it came up whether Mersh could buy it:




With Icedancer playing the madam now out of the question and paying market price now out of the question, all that leaves is for Nick to win her heart the old-fashioned way, but it will be tough to compete at this point given that, while Nick's best buddy Mersh's birthday gift of publicly wishing for her death drove her so close to suicide that someone called in a wellness check by her landlord, and while Nick was too busy gooning over her blacked porn to remember to tell her happy birthday at all, sensitive modern male Ethan swooped in right in the nick of time and literally saved her life:




So smitten is Scarlett that Ralph can even lay claim to the first livestream in her post-porn career to show some tit, for however long Rumble TOS will leave it up:

^^^NSFL^^^


This Total Ralphamale Victory is probably the best thing for Nick though, since Ralph hinted on multiple occasions that Scarlett ending up on the other side of his vendetta against Mersh and Icedancer would have had disastrous consequences for someone else "caught up" in the whole mess about whom Ralph has only shown the "tip of the iceberg," so that other person should "be careful" not to upset the delicate balance now in place and should "tell Icedancer to shut the fuck up," or else:




As if there was any question who this certain other party is that is for all intents and purposes being blackmailed (again), Ralph's descent deeper and deeper into what became a pillstream got him more loose-lipped about it being a "professional" who "should know better":




Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
At 3:57 a.m., central time, Nick gets a phone call and after a couple of minutes, abruptly ends the stream. Wonder who called?
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Probably not the first guy you'd think given how this last pillstream ended, with so many hours of dead air afterward that one had to worry if he would truly take Nick's darkest secrets to the grave:



All the more reason for him to just dump whatever dirt he claims to have before it's too late, or at least set up a dead man's switch just in case...
 
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It is satisfying to know that it is often women that have Rekieta in a chokehold, despite his frequent misogyny.
 
Writing up my summary as I watch the latest seethe stream, but have a few more interesting chats:

Still-Life Lore:

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How to win more friends:

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This is Good Lawgic, the former Balldowasher who now keeps some distance because of Orthodox Jew community standards. He does the political grift Nick used to do.


Glimmer of understanding?

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'Fun':

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The 5k gift lives on:

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Did he have such an aversion to "fat" women before his wife became chubby, or only after? If it is the latter, oh boy. That would be textbook narcissistic passive-aggressiveness, a deliberate attack on her self-esteem, and public humiliation.
 
He has always bitched about fat women, but to me the whole thing has always had a "the lady doth protest too much" character that makes me think what Nick really wants is for Chantal to sit on his face.
 
Steve Seagull said:
Did he have such an aversion to "fat" women before his wife became chubby, or only after? If it is the latter, oh boy. That would be textbook narcissistic passive-aggressiveness, a deliberate attack on her self-esteem, and public humiliation.
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The dude mocks his own kids for being fat and they aren't.
 
Steve Seagull said:
Did he have such an aversion to "fat" women before his wife became chubby, or only after? If it is the latter, oh boy. That would be textbook narcissistic passive-aggressiveness, a deliberate attack on her self-esteem, and public humiliation.
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He's always called people fat, he got that shtick from Dax.
 
Steve Seagull said:
Did he have such an aversion to "fat" women before his wife became chubby, or only after?
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Well before, but either way it can't be good in the current household.

AnOminous said:
The dude mocks his own kids for being fat and they aren't.
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He just wants them thin, like his favorite porn starlets.
 
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He has always bitched about fat women, but to me the whole thing has always had a "the lady doth protest too much" character that makes me think what Nick really wants is for Chantal to sit on his face.
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Nick was calling people fat while he, himself, was fat. Shortly before he got kicked off of youtube, there was a sit-down gif and all "Tubs McGee" Rekieta was showing peak programmer gut. Meanwhile, he's calling everyone on the Internet (and also probably his family) fat.

He's never been Ralph levels of corpulent, but he's not a fit dude either.
 
"How To Handle Strip Searches and Drug Tests - VERY DAPPER Lawyer Gives NOT-Legal Advice"
[L / A]
Nick released a new YouTube short today (15/02/2026) at 04:58AM PST.
I wonder what recent events may have caused Nick to distract himself by editing shitty AI-subbed videos until sunrise?

In this video, Nick lazily circumvents illegal misrepresentations of professional advice by once again giving wearisome, banal details of his own arrest (despite promising ad infinitum that "he's totally over it").

He promises “advice” on how to handle searches and tests (per the title), then delivers...none.
Instead he burns almost two minutes on a rambling anecdote about how, if you get arrested, you shouldn’t worry about the officer making awkward eye contact with your genitals.

Perhaps he started the night aiming for a tight, PSA-style guide? Calm, authoritative and actually useful?
Somewhere between an (alleged) reverse-shower call from Ethan Ralph and (possible) long, anxious huff from a Blue Raspberry flavor Galaxy Gas bottle, the whole thing derailed into...whatever this is.
An aimless mess born of a tiring night, held together by the desperate “comedy” of imagining a dominant redheaded man scrutinising his small, flaccid Rugiet rod. Pure speculation, of course.

Even with this coma-inducing nontent, there is one laugh to be had: he still has to explicitly grovel to OLPR jurisdiction by slapping “not legal advice” right in the title, a little self-own disclaimer, proudly stapled to the forehead of the video.

PPPR.webp🎶△ "Ring it up, @RaptInPlastic dub!" △🎶PPPL.webp
 
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