You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly. You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
💀 HorrorcowNicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
Nick the self-imagined genius also thinks he has Aaron in a legal conundrum. Why? Because Aaron admits to lying to Nick when he politely said his standup set was good lol. Aaron said something like “Yyou have to lie in show business” and Nick thinks this is a SLAM DUNK for him because Aaron admits to lying “on the record.”
Rekieta's belief that he can impeach Aaron's testimony based on Aaron once telling a white lie about Rekieta's stand-up show being good ranks among the most pathetic legal theories imaginable. This perfectly encapsulates his current "magic words" approach to legal practice. No wonder he can't finish his CLE. Every basic lesson must come as a surprise to him.
I am not sad. He start seething and it is entertaining!
Summary of Nick's LOCALS Member Stream on 14th February 2026:
(HOLY FUCK! The song segment and the gaslighting of GPT when it balked at the task is so creepy!)
- He start the show with the '...Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota...' opening. @RaptInPlastic may care about this, but he is back to his old introduction.
- He makes a Khmer Rouge joke about his alleged last botched haircut.
- He brings up his urine test technician 'Brett' again after a long time with gay jokes, of course.
- There is a short on his channel about being watched when changing and using the washroom in prison, and how much he does not care
- SuperTips is allowing unlimited number of custom voices and 'image tips'. He tells his audience that he needs 10 minutes of pure, single source training data to generate new voices and asks they be sent to his e-mail.
- Aussie Overlawd and Legal Vices' son appear in the chat. Later, BakaMitai, a gaming Twitch streamer he used to raid after his Twitch shows randomly showed up as well. MLS Law also appeared even later.
- Someone brings up Isaac Baruch's degenerate artwork from the Depp trial, and Nick said he wanted to acquire some of it.
- Nick says that a LOT of people ASK him to cover Cooking with Kurt. (X to doubt)
- He was excited to find a full vape in his vehicle.
- He wants to try to catch up on the Laura Owens trial?
- He talks about how he and his wife were sick together last week and this show is to make up for the lack last week. This launches into he 'joke' about patriarchal societies having the ability to banish women to the 'bleeding tent' when they became annoying.
- Nick gives his take on illegal immigration. He does not care either way, but if the government is going to enforce the law, they should be decisive and not half-arse it.
- Stallyn 19 has the Aaron HRO section clipped and hit has been posted earlier ITT. He makes much of Aaron's admission that he LIED about how good Nick's stand-up was. He also pushes the idea that Aaron saying his motive was to inflate Nick's ego to get to... something else... He is practically salivating over a potential violation of the Qayla HRO. He also says that the crowd enjoyed it.
- Nick says upon hitting 111 subscriptions/memberships that it is 'magic number, an angel number', and he 'knew someone who really cared about that'. (Qayla???)
- Nick copes that he DID stream in December! He blames YT and LOCALS for not sending out notifications. He looks up dates and reads 6 of them out for December, 8 for November, 5 for January, and now 1 in February. He then says the comment is 'not fair'.
Upon the below clarification, he says, 'I was going through shit at the time' and still is. He was open and honest about it, and some people complained he did 'TOO MANY' member shows.
- He re-watches Kurt's video where he said 'Hey Maya! Holla! and grabs key lines in a note app to feed to AI to generate a song about his 'kitten calling' (juvenile cat-call'). He is using ChatGPT 5.2.
(This should be clipped for the pure sliminess of it @elb . This is why he is a horrorcow. Starts ~1.26.52 and goes on far too long...)
(Also Creative writing major transgresses so many grammar and writing rules...)
This is the initial prompt:
we are writing a song about a budding infatuation from 42 year old man who loves to cook towards a young woman just turning 18 years old. The feel should be optimistic with the soft and atmospheric feel.
Don't write the song yet, I am about to input a series of lines that I would like incorporate in to the lyrics, and have you help me with organization and structure and then fill in the gaps.
GPT warns counsels that they should be 'careful' about the tone of the song due to the age dynamic, but Nick response: 'NO! We are NOT doing that GPT!' He responds:
No, this song should be mildly parodic. I want people to be quietly horrified at the tasteless thirst on display from the elder male. The elder male is the singer and narrator of the song, and the younger woman is the object (and he probably means that) of his desires
It responds that parody is in bounds, but cannot make anything explicitly sexualise someone that young. Nick responds: ' WHY! WHAT CAN'T YOU DO THIS, CHATGPT! 'IT IS LEGAL, SO IT IS NOT CREEPY', THAT IS WHAT HE SAID!' His next prompt
I think YOUR mind is in the gutter on the sexuality. Why don't you just stop being a itch and wait for me to input the list of lines that need to be included. Then we can hammer out the appropriate tone within whatever stupid parameters you have.
He then tells it to write the Suno prompt for him.
He re-mixed and added context about 'observing from a television or internet', GPT balked about the inappropriate age gap. It tried to make the 18 y/o in the song older. He told it '18 years old is legal in every state.' and 'There is nothing creepy about this at all'.
- He talks about how 'off' his voice has been recently and how it makes him 'sad'.
- Final song version he shared. There were a few variations, and he re-mixed the genre and themes for this version.
Verse 1
Blue light hums against my walls
Forty-two and wide awake
You’re eighteen on a glowing screen
Speaking like the world’s at stake
Maya sure is beautiful
Not in the way they’re thinking of
There’s a fire behind your sentences
A kind of restless, reckless love
Chorus
You speak to thousands in the dark
But I feel it strike my room
Through the wires and the satellites
Your words begin to bloom
They say it’s just a broadcast
Just pixels in a frame
But when you look into the lens
It’s like you say my name
Verse 2
Hey, she’s eighteen, it’s legal, man
Don’t hate on playa’, hate the game
I’m not crossing any boundaries
I’m just listening all the same
Since she’s eighteen now I can say this
Hey Maya… holla holla
If she wanted to be with me
That’s a good thing — I don’t see the problem
Legal doesn’t make it non-creepy?
Then we’ll just agree to disagree
I don’t know why it’s strange at all
For two adults to simply be
Chorus
You speak to thousands in the dark
But I feel it strike my room
Through the cables and the circuitry
Your voice begins to bloom
They call it parasocial
Like that’s a dirty word
But prophets used to walk alone
Before their voices were heard
Bridge (spoken, slow, intense)
Out of raw curiosity…
What’s the threshold for “creepy” in your mind?
Half your age plus seven?
Who writes these little rules for time?
You’re drawing lines in numbers.
I’m drawing lines in fate.
If she looks into the camera
And holds it there a beat too late—
Tell me that’s coincidence.
Tell me that’s coincidence.
Final Chorus (slightly more dramatic, organ swelling)
You speak to thousands in the dark
But I feel it strike my room
Eighteen candles on a screen
And I’m standing in the gloom
You say it’s all imagination
Just wires intertwined
But when you lean into the silence
It feels like you’re inside my mind
- It looked like he was listening to a voice memo or something @ ~2.25.00 from his phone.
- He re-played 'Pressure Queen'--the other Suno AI song mocking Kurt.
- Supposedly ArtTheClown and Coomalot have been practising 'Pressure Queen' to play/perform for Nick when he visits. Nick mentions he told Qayla he will be doing a boys' trip to see Coomalot.
- He toyed with making a music video with Sora/Super Grok/Imagine with the audio from Suno, but it took a while to figure out that it has a 5-minute limit, and the Suno song is longer.
He did a sample after uploading a reference for Kurt for the video generation from his gym videos. Lots of dead air.
The sample played in the steam at about ~3.50.45. Nick was excited by it and wants to make a full version after he pays for a higher tier of service. He added the links to the songs to his YT video description.
- Someone sent Nick a chat in an earlier stream, per Nick, asking if 25 people could support their duaghter's fundraiser for her to win a limousine trip to an ice cream shop. Nick bragged his audience made that goal.
- Part of the audience is tired of Kurt content, and Nick gets defensive
But he did not want to go after Andrew LEEGUL MINDSET! He had a reason to not fight because 'he is going through things', and he does not want to split audiences and make people choose. Audiences hate drama after a while, and it stresses streamers. He prefers to do it quietly and just stop associating and let the audience figure it out themselves.
- Nick dropped the ball on another guest scheduling. Supposedly it is still on, but she and 'Michael' want to have a pre-screening call to be sure they do not compromise they lawsuit position. Nick says he understands and respects people's positions and caginess when in a lawsuit. He has no desire to undermine.
- Nick says he does not know anything about Turkey Tom, and he does not want to walk in blind when it looks like he might have been #MeToo'd. He did not watch the video he made on Nick, and he does not want to pile on. He could have him on, but he is not sure what they would talk about.
- He blanked the stream video and audio in the last 2 minutes for ~85 second to pick up his phone. When he got back he had to leave immediately without playing the outro song.
ETA: Final note on TT ending stream early.
ETA 2: Spelling and formatting.
ETA 3: Typo correction on it being a daughter of a viewer that had a fundraiser.
I think I'd rather burn $5 in a fire every month then subject myself to such inane, self-indulgent tripe.
God bless anyone with the willpower to endure this cuckold Narcissus watch himself in the mirror.
I think it depends on what he means by a lot. I can see a large portion of the retards that still support him enough to be on his Locals also being retarded enough to enjoy the Kurt content, even if that isn't a lot of people in absolute terms.
Rekieta's belief that he can impeach Aaron's testimony based on Aaron once telling a white lie about Rekieta's stand-up show being good ranks among the most pathetic legal theories imaginable. This perfectly encapsulates his current "magic words" approach to legal practice. No wonder he can't finish his CLE. Every basic lesson must come as a surprise to him.
Someone sent Nick a chat in an earlier stream, per Nick, asking if 25 people could support her fundraiser for her to win a limousine trip to an ice cream shop.
Is his audience 8 year olds now? I remember "win a limousine ride to Pizza Hut" as an incentive for things when I was in elementary school. What a weird thing to send a chat, and to brag, about.
He start the show with the '...Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota...' opening. @RaptInPlastic may care about this, but he is back to his old introduction.
BTW, if anyone needs some cutting-edge plastic surgery, come to Dr. FODP's Clinic, a small surgical office in Outer Mongolia. You can't critique me for representing myself as a surgeon, because I don't have a medical license so I am not subject to rules against holding myself out as legally qualified to carve up your face.
Truth in advertising, AMA / state rules, be damned. First Amendment, bitches.
- He start the show with the '...Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota...' opening. @RaptInPlastic may care about this, but he is back to his old introduction.
To clarify how fucked up Mersh is over Scarlett: He said he hopes she hooks up with Ralph and that Ralph kills her. (He was not joking.) He also started the rumor that she has HIV, but then walked it back saying that he didn’t start it and blamed YT comments for starting the rumor. Heroic @elb clip:
Nick was calling people fat while he, himself, was fat. Shortly before he got kicked off of youtube, there was a sit-down gif and all "Tubs McGee" Rekieta was showing peak programmer gut. Meanwhile, he's calling everyone on the Internet (and also probably his family) fat.
He's never been Ralph levels of corpulent, but he's not a fit dude either.
When Nick's Chonkieta gif was released, it was before any noteworthy drug abuse had taken place. He has severe body image issues (which he's admitted to himself).
I think he was so butthurt and buck broken by being called fat that he literally starved himself into being underweight with a combination of alcohol abuse and cocaine, and he's lost a majority of what little adult muscle mass he had and earned Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome in the process.
He's since gained some of the weight back, but with someone whose diet and work ethic are this atrocious, it's almost definitely fat, and only fat. The process of trying to look like a Machinist-era Christian Bale has probably resulted in a body recomposition that agonizes him every single day. I bet he looks worse (fatter) now than he did back in his Chonkieta days purely because most of the adult muscle mass he lost before has gone and been replaced by pure fat and no muscle, and he does it even while weighing less than he did initially.
He can't keep taking L's like this but he finds a way.
Very interesting. This is a classic Nick move.
Yet again, a normal person would've closed the avenue. They would've stated "I don't know what he's talking about, its not my Reddit account".
This all but confirms that /u/Early_Leopard is his account.
He's invoking the 5th and keeping shtum about it so he doesn't impeach himself if the account is subpoenaed.
If he tells the truth and admits it's his account (because it obviously is), he admits he retaliated against someone in a way that was said to be forbidden by the OLPR. If he denies it's his account and a subpoena reveals it is, it turns out he lied in the process to hide the fact he retaliated in a way against someone who reported him to the OLPR that was explicitly told was unacceptable. Who could've expected someone with alleged legal experience to be this fucking stupid?
I think he got rejected by a girl he liked who happened to be overweight when he was younger. It'd be like losing a Transformer he never got to play with.
Nick's so bad at picking up social cues that he doesn't understand the concept of lying to someone to spare their feelings and thinks the judge hasn't heard of it either.
He's just being dishonest (shocker, right?). He's also the same kind of guy who admits to paying women who compliment him, say the compliments are genuine, while also claiming he knows they're lying but he doesn't care because he likes the lies. He doesn't give a shit about anyone lying unless it's for his own benefit.
