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SargonF00t said:
Russell could never be a lawyer long term because he can't concentrate on anything that isn't directly related to him getting him penis sucked
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I knew a New York "Guido" lawyer that operated 24x7 on a similar primeval drive. Strippers, Hookers, Lounge Lizards. Remarkably he had a rather good Criminal Defense practice up until the point the Fed's popped him for Mountains of Cocaine.
 
RodgerDodger said:
I knew a New York "Guido" lawyer that operated 24x7 on a similar primeval drive. Strippers, Hookers, Lounge Lizards. Remarkably he had a rather good Criminal Defense practice up until the point the Fed's popped him for Mountains of Cocaine.
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Like the man said...leave 'em while you're lookin' good.

Reminds me of the abusive, sports car-driving, money laundering, coke-snorting manager from Mission Hill (timestamped).
 
AnOminous said:
There are increasingly fewer people capable of operating a device as arcane as a steno machine, and vastly more people capable of typing on a computer.
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And with a recording you don't have to type it all up immediately, right?

With a steno machine one can get more words per minute in. I think they're neat, although I don't know how it works. To me it's a bit like the chord "keyboard" from the mother of all demos by Douglas Engelbart.
 
Maraschino said:
the probability of him acting inappropriately around women is almost 100%
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Almost? Come on now. Even if he doesn't lust after them, he will try and abuse their kindness to get them to canvass for him. If they're a motherly type he'll expect them to be on hand for endless plightsperging. In RussWorldTM, women are there for his convenience in whatever capacity he sees fit. It's not as if they're actual people.

Maraschino said:
His speech impediment is exactly that, an impediment
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I may be unusual, but I don't have trouble understanding him.

Prokhor Zakharov said:
I always took him for a Molotov type. He is a craven coward after all.
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If I recall correctly, he mentioned Molotovs in his Taylor Swift book. He'd just set himself alight like that idiot at the Floyd protests.
 
Random Troll said:
With a steno machine one can get more words per minute in. I think they're neat, although I don't know how it works. To me it's a bit like the chord "keyboard" from the mother of all demos by Douglas Engelbart.
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They're very similar to braille ktypewriters. Pressing different keys at the same time write different letters
and its in shorthand of course
 
Random Troll said:
And with a recording you don't have to type it all up immediately, right?
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That's part of the advantage. However, the option of immediate transcripts remains available to the absurdly wealthy. Sometimes this is actual stenographers, sometimes it's multiple people taking small sections of a stream in progress and transcribing in real time.

I'm not sure if they've adopted AI for stuff like this yet, but if not, it's inevitable. If and when they do, though, there's going to have to be some serious hallucination-wrangling.
 
Frankly I just want to know if he has some secret connection to that judge that has single handedly kept this case going on so long, and ensured it came back when it was sent to Florida. If there was some sort of conflict of interest tip line I would ask them to look into it because the Greer vs moon case is impossibly fucked up and that could only happen if Greer has a relative or someone covering for him
 
Betonhaus said:
Frankly I just want to know if he has some secret connection to that judge that has single handedly kept this case going on so long, and ensured it came back when it was sent to Florida. If there was some sort of conflict of interest tip line I would ask them to look into it because the Greer vs moon case is impossibly fucked up and that could only happen if Greer has a relative or someone covering for him
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Never attribute to malice what can be explained by mere retardation.
 
Betonhaus said:
I dunno, at some point retardation is intentional and malicious.
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Sure, but so is compliance.

The judges in this case are moving at the speed of federal court, maybe slightly slower. It only feels aberrantly slow because we're refreshing lolcow/lolsuit pages several times a day, waiting for karma to strike the malicious retard.
 
Impromptu Thread Poll:
The legal thread has been locked. New filings are inbound this week. Who will file first, and what will they say?
:dislike:: Hardin, responding to the latest ruling
:politisperg:: Hardin, responding to the ruling and additionally demanding this case be dismissed
:lunacy:: Russell, emboldened by Kiwis doomposting and demanding sanctions on Null
:disagree:: Russell, trying to get rid of Hardin yet again
:mutted:: Judge Bowtie, dismissing the case and fining Russell lawyer's fees and damages
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Impromptu Thread Poll:
The legal thread has been locked. New filings are inbound this week. Who will file first, and what will they say?
:dislike:: Hardin, responding to the latest ruling
:politisperg:: Hardin, responding to the ruling and additionally demanding this case be dismissed
:lunacy:: Russell, emboldened by Kiwis doomposting and demanding sanctions on Null
:disagree:: Russell, trying to get rid of Hardin yet again
:mutted:: Judge Bowtie, dismissing the case and fining Russell lawyer's fees and damages
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Of course the best outcome requires paying a jew tithe to unlock
 
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