💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

Should this thread be moved to Beauty Parlor?


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Alyssa has seemed to soft quit blue cry due to my superior journalism. Sad day for this thread hope she reconsiders.

Edit: also if you want to read her boring digiday articles you can get past the paywall via grok. Don't post the full text here however as they are copyrighted.

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Alyssa has seemed to soft quit blue cry due to my superior journalism. Sad day for this thread hope she reconsiders.

Edit: also if you want to read her boring digiday articles you can get past the paywall via grok. Don't post the full text here however as they are copyrighted.

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Yeah Alyssa I'm sure Haley Kalil (a true and honest woman) amassed over 25 million followers thanks to her "off-the-cuff humor" and definitely not because she's a supermodel thirst trap that was married to an NFL player. Nevermind the fact that this stupid fucking fluff piece is meant to direct PR in her favor since she's being sued by her ex-husband.
 
Alyssa has seemed to soft quit blue cry due to my superior journalism. Sad day for this thread hope she reconsiders.

Edit: also if you want to read her boring digiday articles you can get past the paywall via grok. Don't post the full text here however as they are copyrighted.

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Speaking of TikTok.
 
Alyssa has seemed to soft quit blue cry due to my superior journalism. Sad day for this thread hope she reconsiders.

Edit: also if you want to read her boring digiday articles you can get past the paywall via grok. Don't post the full text here however as they are copyrighted.

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I was thinking there's a very soft W for Alyssa.

She's stayed off twitter, and kept her blue cry sperging to a minimum.

She won't be able to resist oversharing for much longer, but she's doing okay for the moment.

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Nevermind, just saw the Tik Tok
 
Good news everyone!

After Jeff and Ron got all upset about "a third party listening in and transcribing" a public hearing (held via phone), it appears that someone with a sense of humor has been reading this thread and taken my advice to have the official transcript published. (It could also have been the judge being fed up with the faggotry around this case and ordered it released to remedy the imaginary damage suffered by Ron's ego)

While this has not happened YET, it does appear we will get the transcript eventually, unless a whale wants to splurge and buy it straight up.
Alyssa, here is your chance to humiliate Ron and Jeff further. Buy it, dump it on KF unredacted for our enjoyment.

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Oh my fucking god, they actually did it.
Alyssa's lawyers filed the transcript as an exhibit in a filing today.
lol

Ron being forced by the Tranny to call him Mx.
lmao
[EDIT] The fact that a court is actually forcing Ron to use these imaginary pronouns used by a mentally ill man who thinks he is a woman is hilarious to me. Absolutely bonkers. Ron is getting really upset, I imagine if an actual recording exists, that we would find out he raised his voice several times and even talked over the judge, and had to be told to use the correct pronouns multiple times as well.

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The judge just straight up tells Ron and Jeff that they are not fulfilling their discovery obligation.
This is how the hearing starts because Ron tries to weasel his way out, but is immediately shut down.
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[EDIT] Reading the transcript just proves the point that all lawyers are raging faggots.
Ron is playing the dumb retard pretending he did not understand the discovery request about "AI prompts used", and Jeremy Green is pretending that they are violating the discovery order and consistently arguing while ignoring that discovery is limited to jurisdiction right now.

Jeff, the fucking retard he is, entered questions into chatGPT live on stream, asking about jurisdiction in his case.
So there is 100% material there that should have been shared in discovery. It is really hard to fuck up this badly.

Ron is such a fucking retard it is hard to put into words. The fucking discovery request explicitly spells it out you dumb moron.
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They want the Fundraiser e-mail addresses to use "OSINT" tools to establish roughly what state people live in.
What they are actually going to do is search publicly available databases and match the email addresses to actual people.
If you donated to Jeff's fundraiser, Alyssa Mercante and her team of lawyers (and the financier behind it), now know who you are.

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They tranny got under Ron's skin.
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And he got scolded by the court.
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They also want all the Superchat data, if possible with email addresses, so they can "reverse engineer" the info from where a donation came from.
If they get it, they also know every single person who donates to Jeff when he streams. Good job Jeff, not even protecting your viewers or raising the right to privacy issue that arises from giving someone a piece of data that allows them to straight up ID 99% of the people without issue.

They are straight up making the claim that for the purpose of "SmashJT conducting business in a state", donations sent by private individuals somehow raise his business activity in the state of their residence or would fulfill the requirements of projecting his business into that state for the purpose of jurisdiction. This is utterly retarded.

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They also want all the Superchat data, if possible with email addresses
They'll have to subpoena Google for that stuff. Here's all I can see on my end inside youtube studio
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if possible with email addresses, so they can "reverse engineer" the info from where a donation came from.
That goes back to the stupid arguments of "the internet is everywhere in terms of jurisdiction"


Jeff, the fucking retard he is, entered questions into chatGPT live on stream, asking about jurisdiction in his case.
So there is 100% material there that should have been shared in discovery. It is really hard to fuck up this badly.
What a fucking goober
 
While this has not happened YET, it does appear we will get the transcript eventually, unless a whale wants to splurge and buy it straight up.
Alyssa, here is your chance to humiliate Ron and Jeff further. Buy it, dump it on KF unredacted for our enjoyment.
I think it's likely the actual transcript isn't as favorable to the other side as they think. It's pretty clear they prompted the AI to favor Alyssa's side. OTOH the panic from the other side may suggest otherwise. I look forward to the actual transcript.
 
Good job Jeff, not even protecting your viewers or raising the right to privacy issue that arises from giving someone a piece of data that allows them to straight up ID 99% of the people without issue.
This is the fucking kicker for me. How are you not hammering how invasive this is every other time you open your mouth? They're using RetardJT to get at a whole gaggle of idiots on their shitlist and he's gonna let it happen.
 
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Jeff's thread is going to be hilarious.
Someone should start working on the OP to have it ready to go. Imagine having a blatant SLAPP filed against you and being so fucking stupid you manage to be the one who gets sanctioned.

ETA: having started on the transcript, this is a trainwreck from the very beginning. Holy shit what a couple of retards.

Just from page 3:
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What the fuck kind of amateur hour bullshit is this?

The parties are supposed to act like adults and handle discovery without involving the court. If the court has to get involved, whoever loses the dispute gets sanctioned. The court has taken this under advisement for the moment, considering cooperation would minimize the damages, but it's nearly mandatory, so some sort of sanctions are very likely to be thrown down.

Jeff and Clownman need to fix this shit lickety-split or they're getting fucked in the ass with a gavel.

Cameo appearance of Kathryn Tewson as "Ms. Tucson."
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Also, just in general Coleman comes across as incredibly unprofessional and belligerent, interrupting and getting shut down by the judge. He's actually getting his ass handed to him by a ridiculous troon. I'm sure whoever had to transcribe this really enjoyed this idiot trying to talk over everyone.

It just gets worse and worse.
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And then like 20 more pages of Coleman interrupting the judge virtually every time the judge starts talking.
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Also the judge explains one of main substantive issues in this.
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In short, Coleman submitted basically boilerplate denials of any responsive documents, but he should have been specific. Even if he's actually right about the claims (and I think he probably is at least on some), he didn't articulate the necessary reasoning for it.
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Mx. Green needs to be arrested because it's been illegal to own a nigga like that since the Thirteenth Amendment.

Now, the one good argument I've seen so far is about the Wix source code, like they're supposed to produce that, as if Wix is going to give up its trade secrets over some tard squabble. This is like if you sued someone who had a Gmail account and demanded them to produce all of Google's proprietary nonpublic source code. This is clearly an impossibility and you'd have to get it from Wix. Boomer judge moment here.

Then there's a tard squabble about pronouns. The judge is for retarded pronoun shit.

Congrats to the transcriber for doing a good job with what reads like a total mess.
 
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To pour some extra salt on the wound, the judge also mocked Ron's tantrum about someone listening in.

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I still think using AI to make a realtime transcript is skirting the spirit if not the letter of the law. It requires at least a transitory recording of the proceedings. At the very least get rid of the fucking em dashes and make it look like a human did it.

Maybe I'm just resentful from having done this kind of shit in person with a pen and legal pad multiple times.

Still, an utter disaster. Absolutely felted. This is absurdly bad and these two idiots are going to seize defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
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