🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Malikov said:
TAKE THE MACHETE OFF TARL AND STOP MESSIN' AROUND!
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The machete is the poor man's cutlass, Sir. If Tarl's women weren't forcing him to drink all the time he'd surely have the money for a real nifty cutlass and scabbard. Can you imagine Tarl walking down the street in his tricorne, long-coat and cutlass? Panties would be dropping all around him.
 
Stinkum said:
Not much new footage really but it is funny,
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Thank you, honorable stinkum for producing the bodycam footage!
I laughed at this gay little flourish Tarl did with his machete and refusing to put it down at first. look at this stance!
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TulpaTownW said:
Thank you, honorable stinkum for producing the bodycam footage!
I laughed at this gay little flourish Tarl did with his machete and refusing to put it down at first. look at this stance!
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He made such a big show of putting his joint out in the ashtray, like he thought the cop might be intimidated by a "cool demeanor." Imagine how bad that room reeks. And putting his hand on the machete, what a dumb move. He's lucky he didn't get magdumped by people who actually know how to handle a Glock 17. Obviously, the chad police officer recognized the beta energy emanating from Rutland's saddest pirate and understood he could control this vile animal with FIRM commands.
 
Stinkum said:
I've obtained the bodycam footage from Tarl's Rutland arrest (we already had Nikki's video of this).
Here's a couple of clips. I'm uploading the originals to MEGA but it's taking a while.
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Not much new footage really but it is funny, and Tarl does briefly refuse to disarm until the police chief raises his voice at him.
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Who the fuck walks around their own home (well, their parents' home) in a coat, fucking pirate hat, and a goddamn machete on their belt in a fucking crossdraw?
 
TulpaTownW said:
look at this stance!
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Those boots he wears look dysfunctional with all the stupid metal bling on them. They would be useless for gripping uneven terrain, and they sure as hell ain't waterproof. If a person showed up at a group photoshoot where we are hiking up some semi rough terrain, I would bet that person would be the most likely to end up with an injury or a fatal fall.
 
TulpaTownW said:
Thank you, honorable stinkum for producing the bodycam footage!
I laughed at this gay little flourish Tarl did with his machete and refusing to put it down at first. look at this stance!
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Holy crap... those boots. I had those when I thought I was a "bad ass goth" girl in middle school, pfft 2004? i think he should get a septum piercing

Also, note for Tarl's next mother/girlfriend/sex slave/punching bag, get him a shock collar and a cock cage. Let's see what happens!
 
Stinkum said:
I've obtained the bodycam footage from Tarl's Rutland arrest (we already had Nikki's video of this).
Here's a couple of clips. I'm uploading the originals to MEGA but it's taking a while.
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Not much new footage really but it is funny, and Tarl does briefly refuse to disarm until the police chief raises his voice at him.
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Kino Casino finna go hard tonight 💯
Who the fuck is wearing a machete scabbard in their own home?

TulpaTownW said:
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Styx: "Arrrgg! I'm a big tough swashbuckling pirate guy! You will heed my command as I firmly grip the pommel of my death-dealing blade! What doth ye charge me fore! Piracy?!"
Cops: "Put the knife down before you get lit up faggot"
Styx: "Okay sorry sir please dont shoot me sir"
 
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deleuzeon said:
He made such a big show of putting his joint out in the ashtray, like he thought the cop might be intimidated by a "cool demeanor." Imagine how bad that room reeks. And putting his hand on the machete, what a dumb move. He's lucky he didn't get magdumped by people who actually know how to handle a Glock 17. Obviously, the chad police officer recognized the beta energy emanating from Rutland's saddest pirate and understood he could control this vile animal with FIRM commands.
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Tarl is a born follower. He had to find a gay demon to listen to because nothing on this Earth was faggy enough for him to submit to. The cops instantly knew this spineless fuck was going to do everything they told him to.

anscochrome said:
Those boots he wears look dysfunctional with all the stupid metal bling on them. They would be useless for gripping uneven terrain, and they sure as hell ain't waterproof. If a person showed up at a group photoshoot where we are hiking up some semi rough terrain, I would bet that person would be the most likely to end up with an injury or a fatal fall.
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They're perfect for telling the world you aren't straight and those boots are performing their job peerlessly.
 
In shitholes like Chicago or LA, Karl would've been mag dumped for doing that.
What is with the interior design, its simultaneously empty yet full of random crap.
 
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There's so much I missed when I watched the first time. Wallet in FRONT pocket, braided leather belt, bathrobe under leather coat (with attached machete scabbard), same ripped jeans he's wearing in NYC, "can I keep my hat", lighter in pocket but no cigarettes. When I saw the video titles I thought the Dumb Asses were brothers (yes I know that's incorrect pronunciation), but they appear to be father and son, or at least different generation relatives.
I kinda feel for Ed tho.
 
Sneed Force One said:
In shitholes like Chicago or LA, Karl would've been mag dumped for doing that.
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He's very lucky. Part of the reason he was picked up that day was because of a negligent discharge of a handgun, reported by a protected party in a domestic violence restraining order. Those situations get so volatile that sometimes both parties get arrested and NO ONE gets bail until a judge takes a look at everything and figures it out.

The cops have to assume they could be walking into a very dangerous situation, especially seeing a 6'3 man dressed as a pirate armed with a deadly weapon.

But if they had seen even 5 minutes of his programming they would have known he's a harmless larper.
 
Pretty sure this is Styx weapon of choice. These were cheap garbage when they came out years ago, serious tool people dont these. You find em at walmart.
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GooderFloorsCo. said:
Pretty sure this is Styx weapon of choice. These were cheap garbage when they came out years ago, serious tool people dont these. You find em at walmart.
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I never would have pegged Tarl for being a worthless retard who buys mall ninja shit. His persona is so super serious and mysterious. The fact the he cheapens his devil worshiping pirate persona with hot topic boots and temu knives saddens me.
 
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