Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

@Jaimas guess who's back in the picture...

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>comedy campaign ad
at least john is taking his run for congress as seriously as Stephen Lynch is.

Fact check of Wu's font claim: there is no specific requirement from the FEC on what fonts to use.
https://www.fec.gov/regulations/110-11/2017-annual-110#110-11-c-3
The regulations state that the disclaimer must be "clearly readable", which is defined only in terms of size and contrast (and time onscreen, for video)

I see nothing about Comic Sans here, just that the text height is at least 4% of the total image height, clearly contrasts with the background and appears for at least four seconds.
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Thanks for the cringe, John. Again.

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Yes and make sure you get all your campaign ads out on time too to show @GOP just how serious you are!

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I do not get the obsession with video game metaphors.

If Wu thinks this makes him trendy with gamers and young people, he's just coming off as an immature middle aged man to anyone who might seriously vote for him.
 
If she quits before the primary, expect all mentions of the campaign to quietly disappear as she begins hawking her next scam. This is the most likely scenario. If she does stick it out through primary, it's only because she has a killer concession speech she wants to go viral.
And there is the best part - It can never go away. Now that it's been published by a news organization of any caliber, it won't go away. Failed politician will be a permanent fact of Wu's life if they drop out before the primary.
 
Thanks for the cringe, John. Again.

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Yes and make sure you get all your campaign ads out on time too to show @GOP just how serious you are!

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Like John needed to show more signs that he's going through a rough midlife crisis. Once again, he's openly fantasizing about looking cool rather than actually doing the job he's supposedly running for.
 
Thing is potential voters have already told her this on twitter and unsurprisingly she chose to ignore them.

Because she'd rather ignore the District 8 voters who aren't saying what she wants to hear, in favor of the non-Bostonites who would "totally vote for her if they lived in Boston" who kiss her ass on Twitter.

A lot of you think that she knows this is a scam and is going to eventually bow out, but I honestly wouldn't be terribly surprised if Brianna thought that her Twitter echo chamber ass-patters were actually voting members of District 8 and that she legitimately could win. She lives in her own deluded little world, after all.
 
Thing is potential voters have already told her this on twitter and unsurprisingly she chose to ignore them.

I figure even her supporters must have realised how thoroughly unserious she was by now. There's only so much "ho ho, chortle, lets make an advert about Godzilla fighting Trump" you can get away with before you've completely destroyed your credibility.

It's almost time for her quarterly financial disclosure again. I bet she's raised bugger all money in the last 3 months.
 
It's almost time for her quarterly financial disclosure again. I bet she's raised bugger all money in the last 3 months.
To my knowledge, she hasn't made a big push for donations at all since February or March. She hasn't made a single appearance in the district but she did go to that damn conference on the West Coast where I bet she begged for money from her connections out there.
 
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"I'm mortgaging my house now."

You mean Frank's dead relative's house outside of the district where you've lived rent free for a decade?

It takes a truly exceptional couple to be so bad with money that they borrow against their 401k despite the breadwinner making 6 figures and having no rent or mortgage.
You know he's not really mortgaging his house to buy an SNES Classic, right? That's just more of that humor based on comical exaggeration, which will appeal to the Millennial demographic.
 
You know he's not really mortgaging his house to buy an SNES Classic, right? That's just more of that humor based on comical exaggeration, which will appeal to the Millennial demographic.

I'm aware. It was just another chance to share reality with any newcomers to the thread.

Even Wu's jokes are designed to make her look like a better version of herself (even if only in her own mind). It's never "BRB selling kidney" but more like "mortgages are things real adults have, right? Let's go with that!"

Like, she's name dropping Martin fucking Shkreli right now, intentionally phrasing things so that no one forgets that they got into a Twitter slap fight once. http://theralphretort.com/martin-shkreli-gives-brianna-wu-twitter-beatdown-1006016/
 
She's not in the relatives house though. They were kicked out after failing to renovate it and actually making it worse than when they got it.

They're renting a house now. There's nothing to mortgage because it's two old queers living in a rented home filled with soylent farts and toys.
 
John, you forgot to tell people that you will resurrect him from the dead if you're elected to Congress.

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lol I thought Serena was deadnaming John for a second there

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Okay, so no ad, no website updates, no anything. Great work, John, we see just how deeply you care about the suffering American people. Veterans are dying in the street according to you, but whatever, a couple of hours on the SNES will fix all that. Fuck you.
 
John, you forgot to tell people that you will resurrect him from the dead if you're elected to Congress.

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lol I thought Serena was deadnaming John for a second there

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Okay, so no ad, no website updates, no anything. Great work, John, we see just how deeply you care about the suffering American people. Veterans are dying in the street according to you, but whatever, a couple of hours on the SNES will fix all that. Fuck you.

It seems like everything makes her "tear up" or "cry" or "sob" these days. It's all bullshit. Just this robot's approximation of what a real thinking, feeling woman might do.

As for the dead naming, can you imagine? "OMG SHE DEAD NAMED ME... BUT SHE'S ALSO A FAMOUS WOMAN AND I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW SHE'S TALKING TO ME!" *proceeds to smoke and sputter*

No ad? Color me as shocked as a giant marine isopod who just found himself in Frank's lusty grasp.

Edit: Oh wait. I think I found the ad!

 
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