DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dragoonism]

Should I remind you what happened the last time DSP tried to cook bacon and eggs? He handled raw bacon without washing his hands, then fried the greasiest pieces of discount bacon in the world, then dropped bacon grease in the toilet, and eaten bread he dropped on the floor. Whatever the fuck that glop is, it's an improvement over what Gout Boi does in the kitchen.

You forgot the part where he claimed that cold weather destroyed frying pans!

In other news: He is playing Dead by Daylight as the murderer and sucks horribly, hits the wall and claims he was right behind the person and starts bitching about frames and lag.
The other players have come up with a great strategy to beat him, spread out all over the map, he goes running for one and then half way there he goes running after after another one!

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

You forgot the part where he claimed that cold weather destroyed frying pans!

In other news: He is playing Dead by Daylight as the murderer and sucks horribly, hits the wall and claims he was right behind the person and starts bitching about frames and lag.

The other players have come up with a great strategy to beat him, spread out all over the map, he goes running for one and then half way there he goes running after after another one!

You know, if he wants to play games of tag with other people, he should really do some volunteer work on a kid's shelter or something. At least he would trully exercise for once, and improve his shitty attitude.

 

[Dragoonism]

You know, if he wants to play games of tag with other people, he should really do some volunteer work on a kid's shelter or something. At least he would trully exercise for once, and improve his shitty attitude.

He actully went and won the match, mostly by luck, but he calls it a "moral victory"...

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

DSP and food is such a great topic. Let's have some DSP Instagram fun!

A Healthy Way To Start Your Day!

Notice The Grease

"Best Italian Gout-dogs dood!"

I give up, no idea what that is.

I think that last one is supposed to be chicken parm.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Ok, so I've done a little research.

Realtors typically take about 6% commission, which is split between the buying and selling agents. Also, DSP bought his condo for 265k, and it's currently valued at about 380k, which is supported by some of the nearby listings. It's worth noting that nobody in his community is currently selling, which would be beneficial to him.

Here's what he should do. Find a good realtor. If he's concerned that there may be damage that will need to be fixed, pay out of pocket for an inspection. If the inspection turns up anything major that he couldn't afford to fix, then reduce the price accordingly and list "as is".

Otherwise, the realtor will give him a list of things to do to make the house ready to show ("take those stupid nerd paintings down"). The showing process can be irritating, but he can set certain timeframes that the house is available, and even use that as an excuse to have a day off. Unless there is major structural damage, he should walk away with ~75k in profit. And here's the great thing: he doesn't have to house hunt! Pay someone else to ship everything and drive back to Connecticut. Take the scenic route and make some blogs. Record gameplay old school style with the camera in some fancy hotels. Arrive in CT with cash in hand.

What he wants to do: take a second mortgage out on the property in WA and use that to pay off the property in CT because he doesn't want to slink back home and face all the bridges he burned. Pay two mortgages on a house big enough for a family he'll never have for 30 years.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I think that last one is supposed to be chicken parm.

Looks like puke to me.

 

[James Smith]

Someone in a Twitch chat asked why DSP has such a big place. My response was: "College-aged girlfriend, brand new BMW, mini mansion on the East coast. Ego."

 

[El Porko Fako]

...even planning a "vacation."

Why though? Does he honestly think that's a good idea considering the hole he's in? I've never heard of someone planning a vacation, even though they're 'barely scrapping by" as Phil said himself. If Phil wants to take break from streaming for a week or two out of the year, that's fine. It'd be a brief reprieve from continuing to destroy his own image and being an internet laughing stock.

However, he's just not in any position to be frivolous with his money and spend it on something dumb. Not going to lie, I can see his planned"vacation" being similar to last year, which was driving 30 minutes away from his house to Seattle, booking an overpriced hotel, and staying there for about a week.The guy's honestly better off staying at home, going MIA online, and beating off to some porn an watching Netflix for a week. Maybe take a day off from that to go to the country fair if he's feeling adventurous.

 

[Xenomorph]

From his current stream

 

[Dragoonism]

Why though? Does he honestly think that's a good idea considering the hole he's in? I've never heard of someone planning a vacation, even though they're 'barely scrapping by" as Phil said himself. If Phil wants to take break from streaming for a week or two out of the year, that's fine. It'd be a brief reprieve from continuing to destroy his own image and being an internet laughing stock.

However, he's just not in any position to be frivolous with his money and spend it on something dumb. Not going to lie, I can see his planned"vacation" being similar to last year, which was driving 30 minutes away from his house to Seattle, booking an overpriced hotel, and staying there for about a week.The guy's honestly better off staying at home, going MIA online, and beating off to some porn an watching Netflix for a week. Maybe take a day off from that to go to the country fair if he's feeling adventurous.

God forbid another "vacation", every time he had one he have uploaded 10+ videos that are all under 1 min long of utterly meaningless things he have seen.

 

[Iforgotanotherpassword]

From his current stream

Nothing of phil is an attractive quality, i mean, have you looked at the guy, fuckers a walking hair covered meatball

 

[PL 879]

From his current stream

That's a big development. I've seen that user kiss Phil's ass and pay him for quite awhile now.
Exactly what I mean about how Phil's biggest detractor is his own mouth.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Nothing of phil is an attractive quality, i mean, have you looked at the guy, fuckers a walking gout covered meatball

FTFY

 

[JackDavis]

Forgive my ignorance, I haven't owned my own property before; but isn't taking out a 2nd mortgage out to pay off other debts generally a sign that he's fucked up to a far greater degree than he wants to admit?

It's stupid. Basically the banks will allow you to take out a loan of 100% of your house value because if you can't pay off the loan, they'll just take your house and call it even (ruining your credit in the process).
His house is worth $370k and he owes $260k on it, so getting a second mortgage means he's gonna add onto his debt by taking another $110k loan out and using that money to pay his other debts. It's basically borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. It's just Debt Madness at this point.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

It's basically borrowing from Peter to pay Paul

Which CAN be a good strategy, if Peter charges less interest than Paul. I doubt that's the case with Phil, though.

 

[JustStopDude]

DSP's approach to personal finance is on par with his ability at fighting video games. He basically know enough to get himself into serious trouble and he thinks he is an expert.

It's hard to tell how bad his actual situation is given how he lies about everything but it's either not as bad as he claims or it's way worse.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Which CAN be a good strategy, if Peter charges less interest than Paul. I doubt that's the case with Phil, though.

It's Phil so he's gonna get bent over the desk in any financial situation and act like he came out as a god. If he doesn't brag about the interest rate then he got shafted.

 

[For The Internet]

He claims that because it's a visual novel, Danganronpa isn't a TRUE and HONEST video game, just a book. It's the only book I know of where you can get a game over.

I had a feeling Phil would sink 80+ hours into another Persona game, only to quit it.

It's probably for the best. I know people who are dedicated SMT junkies who struggled with some of the late game fights. Several of the endgame bosses can heal themselves (I essentially had to do the final angel fight twice over my first time due to healing to full when he was down to a sliver of HP), and we all know that's what made Phil rage quit Nyx. There's no way Phil would have been leveled up enough to beat the final boss of the true ending without dying multiple times to Ray of Control. He probably would have rage quit at the angels, but if he didn't he'd rage quit at the final boss.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

On a sidenote, Phil quit right before P5 got hard (the last two dungeons or so) so he kinda got lucky when Atlus copyright striked him, well sorta.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: Menstrual Pad Shirt Design.

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Such qwality shirt khantent, Phil

That's a weird shirt honoring Cambodian post-modern author DS Gamng, but to each their own.