📚 Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

You guys are so right about how motherly’ and gentle these women are with their Franklinpenises. They might be the stereotypically womanliest woman of all time.


What interests me is why a pooner would go out of her way to get just a metoidplasty. To me they just look so ugly and small. Yet the it is ideal for a man to have a larger penis so they are bringing themselves down to the least desirables in the woman dating pool. However, I have two theories:
1. They are so mentally unstable and dysphoric that just having a penis, even if it’s working or not, is good enough for them. People with extreme body dysmorphia think this way too; anything better than what they got right now would make them less suicidal. But of course it doesn’t fix their problems because feeding into it makes the illness stronger.
2. They actually want a smaller penis because it fits into their fetish of wanting to be the “bottom” in their fujo fantasies. Notice in yaoi and trans porn that the bottoms have the smaller penis? They still want to take dick as a woman but they HATE being seen as one so they gotta have their tiny tree stump to show that they’re still men while keeping their vaginas.
 
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What interests me is why a pooner would go out of her way to get just a metoidplasty. To me they just look so ugly and small. Yet the it is ideal for a man to have a larger penis so they are bringing themselves down to the least desirables in the woman dating pool. However, I have two theories:
1. They are so mentally unstable and dysphoric that just having a penis, even if it’s working or not, is good enough for them. People with extreme body dysmorphia think this way too; anything better than what they got right now would make them less suicidal. But of course it doesn’t fix their problems because feeding into it makes the illness stronger.
2. They actually want a smaller penis because it fits into their fetish of wanting to be the “bottom” in their fujo fantasies. Notice in yaoi and trans porn that the bottoms have the smaller penis? They still want to take dick as a woman but they HATE being seen as one so they gotta have their tiny tree stump to show that they’re still men while keeping their vaginas.
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I suspect the metiodioplasty is more sensate (because less flesh got severed and re-grafted) and because it's really short the UL works better. Oh, and you don't have to pick a body part to disfigure. And it's less likely to have "flap loss" because it's not a flap.
So basically, better on all fronts. At least the ones that matter. (Let's be real. nobody with the RFF or ALT phalloplasties are penetrating much...)
 
I gotta know: who on God's green earth is agreeing to have sex with these mutilated poons n' troons?
Fucking a pre-op gender demon, while disgusting, at least makes sense.
 
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You guys are so right about how motherly’ and gentle these women are with their Franklinpenises. They might be the stereotypically womanliest woman of all time.


What interests me is why a pooner would go out of her way to get just a metoidplasty. To me they just look so ugly and small. Yet the it is ideal for a man to have a larger penis so they are bringing themselves down to the least desirables in the woman dating pool. However, I have two theories:
1. They are so mentally unstable and dysphoric that just having a penis, even if it’s working or not, is good enough for them. People with extreme body dysmorphia think this way too; anything better than what they got right now would make them less suicidal. But of course it doesn’t fix their problems because feeding into it makes the illness stronger.
2. They actually want a smaller penis because it fits into their fetish of wanting to be the “bottom” in their fujo fantasies. Notice in yaoi and trans porn that the bottoms have the smaller penis? They still want to take dick as a woman but they HATE being seen as one so they gotta have their tiny tree stump to show that they’re still men while keeping their vaginas.
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The number one priority for these women is to pee standing up so they can feel like men when they do it. metas are better for that (plus no weird scars on their arms/legs/back). It is exactly as retarded and shallow as guys who think being a real woman is accessible by being fucked in their neovagina.
 
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The number one priority for these women is to pee standing up so they can feel like men when they do it.
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I always found this so silly because many times a man will sit down to pee. There's nothing affirming about it. But leave it to pooners and their juvenile minds to think 'crossing streams' would let them capture that male childhood they never had.
 
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DeeNaMeeTay said:
You guys are so right about how motherly’ and gentle these women are with their Franklinpenises. They might be the stereotypically womanliest woman of all time.


What interests me is why a pooner would go out of her way to get just a metoidplasty. To me they just look so ugly and small. Yet the it is ideal for a man to have a larger penis so they are bringing themselves down to the least desirables in the woman dating pool. However, I have two theories:
1. They are so mentally unstable and dysphoric that just having a penis, even if it’s working or not, is good enough for them. People with extreme body dysmorphia think this way too; anything better than what they got right now would make them less suicidal. But of course it doesn’t fix their problems because feeding into it makes the illness stronger.
2. They actually want a smaller penis because it fits into their fetish of wanting to be the “bottom” in their fujo fantasies. Notice in yaoi and trans porn that the bottoms have the smaller penis? They still want to take dick as a woman but they HATE being seen as one so they gotta have their tiny tree stump to show that they’re still men while keeping their vaginas.
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It’s just the first step on the way to a rotdog. Most of them are too scared to go the rotdog route right away, or for various reasons (family disapproval, no time off from work etc) they can’t, so this is their toe in the water of being just like the stunning and brave pooners they see on social media with their new floppy crotch babies.

They get asspats for having a tranny surgery, then of course it’s never enough and they want the real thing, just like the other girls they see online. Family and work now know the pooner is so committed to the trans idiocy that she’ll have surgery to prove it, so there’s no point in arguing otherwise now. And of course, the pooner needs her rotdog or she’ll Literally Die Of Dysphoria.

I’d love to see figures of how many idiot girls get metoidioplasty and then a rotdog afterwards. Doubt very much that such figures are kept, just in case normal people use them to judge that such self-harming surgeries are exactly that, but the amount of girls who say they can’t choose between the two surgeries and then opt for Meta and rotdog afterwards seems high, judging by their social media posts.

Can’t be left out of the latest online fad, after all.
 
Does anyone ever hear the Psycho theme in their head whenever they see I'm posting to the thread? Because I never post anything pleasant - especially not today.

Well, we have one lovely development, actually: Vanderbilt University Medical Center, a major site of troon 'n' poon bodily destruction, is discontinuing their gender affirmation surgeries which has many patients spiraling over the future of their butchery. While some are so pathetic as to claim they are not sure if they will survive if saved from themselves, others are more optimistic that there will always be a knife ready to slice them open, declaring boldly that those belong to the Clan of the Consent Accident are "are among the most resilient people on Earth."
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Has it begun? ​

Political threats shutting down programs? Can’t think of any other reason. Sad. FYI for anyone trying to schedule with Vanderbilt
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Upsetting news​

I just received a message from my phallo team at Vanderbilt. Apparently they are sunsetting their gender affirming care program. This makes me extremely worried. My first stage(phallus creation) is scheduled for May and second stage (UL, vnectomy, burial, and scrotoplasty) was supposed to be for Dec. While they did say they would try to complete all my stages it makes me worried since the staging is so far apart. I knew Tennessee wasn’t the most LGBT friendly state. But I definitely wasn’t expecting this.
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Vanderbilt Ceasing Gender-Affirming Surgeries​

laying here mere hours after my hysterectomy - in the worse pain of my life, and I get an email from Vandy.
“Due to operational limitations and lack of surgical coverage, Vanderbilt Health will no longer be able to consult on new patients for gender-affirming plastic surgeries.”
I read that one of the surgeons in the program left. But who knows when it comes to Vandy.
Feeling gutted. This was my first choice team. But I’m so grateful to have a consultation with Figler and Yemi at UNC on Monday. And thank god I was able to get a hysto before they start putting us in ICE warehouses.
I’m curious if anyone has any more info about what’s going on at Vandy. Please share and link if so.
Take care of yourselves out there.
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Vanderbilt University Medical Center to Cease Gender-Affirming Surgeries​

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Patients received surprise messages Friday saying health care system will no longer offer gender-affirming surgeries​

Vanderbilt University Medical Center will cease gender-affirming surgeries for adults after years of offering the health care option.
After days of rumors that VUMC would end gender-affirming surgeries, patients received messages via VUMC’s health care portal on Friday confirming changes within the system. Previously scheduled surgeries will take place, but VUMC is not scheduling new surgeries or consultations. Information shared with the Scene also announces the departure of at least one key plastic surgeon who offered these surgeries.

The VUMC health care system, which has been legally separate from Vanderbilt University since 2016, suspended gender-affirming surgeries for people under 18 in 2022 following a state ban on the treatment. That ban was upheld after reaching the U.S. Supreme Court. VUMC also turned over a list of transgender patients’ health records to Tennessee Attorney General Jonathan Skrmetti in 2023. Last year, VUMC gutted its specialized LGBTQ health clinic, a severe blow to transgender health. Conservative media and politicians, including Tennessee's U.S. Sen. Marsha Blackburn, previously attacked VUMC for offering transgender health care.

Vanderbilt confirmed the end of gender-affirming surgeries to the Scene with a written statement. These surgeries include orchiectomies, a testicular removal surgery, and subcutaneous mastectomies, the removal of breast tissue also known as “top surgery.”

“Due to operational limitations and lack of surgical coverage, Vanderbilt Health will cease providing gender-affirming plastic surgeries for adults,” said a VUMC spokesperson in an email Friday afternoon. “Vanderbilt Health continues to provide nonsurgical gender-affirming care for adults 19 years and older. Vanderbilt Health does not provide any gender-affirming care for patients younger than 19. We are in the process of contacting our patients regarding these changes.”

As it stands, gender-affirming surgery is legal for adults in Tennessee. However, a bill that would prohibit TennCare from covering gender-affirming care moved forward in the House this week. In 2023, a similar bill that would have prohibited TennCare from contracting with providers that cover gender-affirming treatment failed.

One patient contacted today about the change, whose previously scheduled surgery will still take place, expressed worry about follow-up care or complications that might result from an upcoming gender-affirming surgery.

“This sent me personally into a massive tailspin,” they tell the Scene, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “What if there are complications? What if I need follow-up surgery? This is unbelievably horrific and affects essentially everyone in our immediate and broader community. This is not only a trans issue, this is an issue for everyone who calls Tennessee home. Are my options now to travel elsewhere for my needed health care?”

Vanderbilt University Medical Center is the dominant health care provider in Middle Tennessee, and its flagship hospital in Midtown is the state’s only ACS-verified Level 1 Trauma Center.

Hannah Herner contributed reporting.
And now for our regular menu of macabre mutilations.
Lusus naturae veravendetta is giving us another look at the kettle handle she calls a psuedopenis and I'll give her credit: it is not obviously mutating a new strain of disease that will overtake society The Last of Us-style. But I have a very hard time believing that it's as comfortable as she claims it is, and I'm extremely skeptical that anyone finds it desirable, which is what she wrote about in reply to another post on r/CamGirlProblems: "I just had a surgery and have a literal handle of skin on me. It looks truly bizarre and I was afraid to show it, but once I did, I felt way better," she writes. "These guys actually absolutely loved my weird deformity and thought it was hot."
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2 months post op stage 1 groin flap phallo with dr Ley GCC ​

This is an uncommon procedure so I want to give as much info as I can. If you’ve never heard of groom flap phallo, I’d recommend looking at my other posts here explaining it in greater detail. Essentially the phallus is made from skin taken from the groin, stomach and hip, rolled into the tube and then attached to an artery for 3-6 months while the phallus establishes independent blood flow. So what you are seeing is stage one, where the head of the phallus is attached to the stomach while the base is attached to the punic bone. The tip will then be freed gradually in three stages.

Living with this has been easy, and recovering has been easy. I’ve been working out for a bit over a month and training contortion for two weeks. The abdominal area is tight and a bit sore when stretching but feels fine at rest. It looks totally normal in clothes and underwear. The dick itself is painless and comfy. I love feeling it jiggle and move when I walk. This was just as easy as top surgery for me. Next surgery is April 1st and we will begin freeing the tip. The tip should be totally free in October.
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A dood who may not speak softly but definitely carries a big stick shows off her thigh-meat rotdog which is so giant, especially compared to her stupid little fakeballs, that I actually laughed out loud looking at it. Large, squishy, pathetic - exactly what all the lads and lassies want in a rock-hard stud!
amp255677 (Dr. Santucci; anterolateral thigh (ALT) phalloplasty and scrotoplasty + Dr. Gallegos; urethraplasty, glansplasty, testicular implants, erectile device)
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Realized i havent updated in a year​

I had my initial surgery back in Nov 24’ by Dr. Santucci. ALT and all the bells & whistles. Recovery was wild but kinda smooth at the same time. Pain wise it was smooth, after i didnt need the meds about 2/3 weeks in i was golden. But how heavy it was and the amount of wound separation i had, had me in my head for a bit. It took about 2 months for the wound separation to heal once i got home. I ended up with a non leaking fistula at the base of my dick( that what Santucci said it was), and a fistula behind my ball right in the crease that all my urine has come from since i did my void trials. Final stage is in april with Dr. Gallegos i will be getting my urethra fixed or a cysto to see if it needs fixing. The fistulas closed, urethraplasty if needed, Plication, glans, testees implants and the semi rod of my urethra needs miminal work.

Open to any questions.
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Tattooed TiF SayweCanFly1 seems to have finally gotten the upper hand on her recurring wound separation, and her colorful "cock" isn't as desiccated as it was the last time we saw it. However, with clearer shots of what actually lurks beneath her britches, one can see just how stupid it looks compared to her curvaceous thighs and a soft belly you pretty much only see on sedentary office ladies.
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Photo updates​

Hey guys it’s been a Bit since I uploaded photos of myself not so early on in recovery! Here’s some updated pics post stage 2, almost 3 months
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No-Antelope-3624's last appearance in this thread was back in June of last year when all we saw was her graft site as she had chosen to censor her fakedong for some reason. Good news: she's now uploaded brightly-lit, high-resolution photos of it! Bad news: it's split down the middle so you can actually see inside of her!
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9-ish weeks post op Stage 2 w/ Dr. RBL at NYU​

What a journey stage 2 has been. This stage is all about making the inside of my phallus as smooth as possible so that when they close everything up in stage 3, my urine comes out smoothly. At this point in my recovery I’m pretty much all healed. Still no feeling in my phallus and my balls. I do have feeling and sensation in the area starting from my clit up to the base of my dick. The most difficult part of these last few weeks has been peeing! Omg it’s just been super messy lol but in the first pic you can see where my urethra is which is where the tube is coming out of. Peeing sitting down is messy af because the urine shoots out and gets on the toilet seat and/or on the floor. So for a while I was trying to control the urine and pee little by little by trying to contract my muscles and all this shit. Kind of sucks when you REALLY have to pee and just want instant relief. So I started peeing standing and it’s SO much better. But basically I just lift my dick and make sure that my legs are spread wide enough that I can have my balls directly over the toilet. I tilt my hips so that my balls are pointing more downward and just release. It’s so much better, easier, and honestly very euphoric. I can’t wait for Stage 3 to be done so that I can actually pee from my dick! I do hate splattering urine all over the seat lmao so I make sure to keep some Clorox wipes by my toilet to clean every time I pee. But other than that it’s been great. I didn’t realize how dysphoric my natal parts made me pre-surgery until now, that I’m this far in my bottom surgery journey. I think that the dysphoria was something that I kind of suppressed and got used to and so I had this mindset that it is what it is. But right now, I’m just sooooo happy with everything and feel so much more comfortable in my body.

As for sex, I have not had sex after this stage cuz honestly, I’m just not up for it knowing my dick is split in half 😂 and I’m cleared to have sex, but I don’t know. There’s also a tube inside my dick positioned at the base of my dick so I feel like during penetration it would just be uncomfortable all the tugging and whatnot.

My stage 3 was actually also scheduled for May 18! Which is so soon and I’m just so excited for all this to be done. I don’t want any more stages after this. I just want everything closed up so I can live my life. That’s all for now. Next update will be after stage 3 so stay tuned!
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OspreyFTM also... er, "graces" us with a reappearance, and if you need a reminder about what makes her so special, she's the "IRL futa" who has some hairy bosoms while keeping both a hotdog and a hallway. Apparently she's finally gotten Dr. Santucci, a true modern day Mengele, to put an erectile implant in her silly little meat - but unfortunately only days after she's encountered an error with its positioning. Alas, she can never truly be happy, can she?
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Implant placement woes​

Hey dudes, I had my two cylinder Coloplast implant placed on Friday with Dr. Santucci but one of the cylinders is pretty jank. You can see how it goes diagonally through the shaft in my drawing and is making a red mark/bruise kind of outside the shaft itself, and is pressing into the bottom underneath. The cylinder on the right is normal. I'm half inflated at the moment.
My dick is very swollen right now (as you can see) so I'm not sure if this is something that can be fixed by waiting or if it needs surgical correction. I had my mons lift done diagonally so that might be why it ended up that way. I'm going to see what happens at my post op next Wednesday, but wanted to ask if anyone else knew anything about a situation like this.
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For a change of pace, we'll take a look at MTF transssss, who got Dr. Wittenberg to turn his babymaker into mincemeat at the youthful age of 20. If you thought his last picture looked bad, I'm sure you will be totally and completely surprised to see that it still looks awful, except now it's obvious just how much real estate it takes up on his groin!
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6 weeks post op ​

i know wittenberg(ppt)has said that granulation can take 3 months to be visible/an issue, but i’m not sure what the sensitive tissues on the edge of my majora is. it’s only really in that spot and it doesn’t seem to be bleeding at all, but it has been a little painful as i’ve been wearing shorts today. my best guess is it’s my body struggling to remove some sutures. also any thoughts regarding swelling/progress?

a good update is that i haven’t douched once since week 4 and i haven’t had any issues at all, even through using 2 different types of lube (ky+astroglide) and i’m pretty sure because i have ppt it’ seems to be self cleaning, plus the amount of lubrication i get is nice minus the constant panty liners.

i’m struggling so hard to be patient because i really want to have sex. i’ve been experiencing orgasms since week 4 but they feel remarkably similar to pre-op ones and afterwards dilating is miserable so i can’t do it often. i’ve only been able to use orange soul source/#4 once which is also a little concerning
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And now our text posts.
Though Cheap_Algae_9904 was more than happy to show us footage of him manhandling his stinkditch like it owed him money, he remains insecure about its appearance due to how blatant the color changes are around his entrance versus the actual inside of his "canal." Maybe it looks like an inverted penis because it is one, retard.
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My urethra and the inside of my vagina are different colors. The inside of my vagina feels like an external organ and it makes me sad.​

My urethra looks more pink/mucosal, but the inside of my vagina was created from penile skin, so it has more of a skin-like color and appearance. Because of this, the opening that extends inward gives me the feeling of an external structure rather than an internal organ. The inside of my vagina doesn’t look like an internal organ to me.
It’s been 1 year since my surgery. I know the tissue color won’t become as mucosal as the urethra, but will the color difference even out over time?
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If anything has proven to me the pointlessness of troon surgeries, it's been keeping up with my SRS cases, like gee891 who finally confesses to having ruined himself by getting his dick chopped off. What stage of grief is it when you know you fucked up super bad but still won't admit that the entire ordeal was a terrible idea rather than simply a good idea with a minor misstep along the way?
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having botched bottom surgery is worse than not having it…​

i can’t stop thinking about this with my surgery result. yes it could be far worse, but i’m 4 years post op and extremely neurotic about it still. dilation is still a struggle and i’ve not been able to have penetrative sex, i’ve had one aesthetic revision and i’m still unhappy with it and have too much erectile tissue that hurts. it’s constantly irritated on the outside and sore. i’m just a bit fed up and hate that i chose the surgeon i did.
anyway, i think i’d rather go through it all again and be pre op. the issue here is missed opportunity. nothing i can do, no revision i can get can provide me a result as good as it would’ve been from a good surgeon in the first place. i’m so scared that i’ve wasted nearly half a decade of my life to still not be happy with it. it’s so hard. i get jealous of people who are newly post op because i feel like they have hope. i know i should be grateful for what i have and i am, but i don’t have another 20k to just go and get another revision. i could’ve bought a house for the money i’ve spent lol.
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Dishonest tranny CanaryFluffy4521, who has a history of misrepresenting himself as a biological female to hopeful future husbands because troons rape like they breathe, has encountered a big ol' helping of karma after he let a sketchy Mexican doctor take a crack at helping him look more lady than boy. Though his report has a lot of mysterious plot holes that even brain-melted Redditors can identify, there's one thing for sure: regardless of the legitimacy of his story, this dude makes for an entertaining skitzoposter.
(Dr. Carlos Mendez Miranda; facial feminization surgery (FFS))
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I had FFS with Dr Carlos Mendez Miranda at Mexico Transgender Center & they botched me & ruined my life. ​

He only saw me 4 minutes before surgery. He made my face longer & more masculine looking. I tried so hard to give him all the necessary information in the 4 minutes I spoke to him but unfortunately, he would not take the time. I went for FFS & came out looking more like a man than before. I honestly don’t even know if he’s a real doctor. I’m terrified as a US citizen.

They threatened to sue me if I told that they botched & purposefully made my face longer & more masculine. All because they could not find a vein, they said I was an active, using heroin addict. If you search for his reviews on google I posted photos of their threats to me too. They also refused me a 24/7 nurse after I signed myself out because they said I was a problem patient. Probably because I have followers & they don’t want to risk further misconduct but, who knows?

They said they had footage of some kind of conduct which is false because I was in bed crying out in pain begging for help. The only thing I did was sign myself out after they told me that they don’t give anything other than NSAIDS. I came from America.

I did not know that they were not as advanced in medical care. I will not post photos of my face because it’s ruined & I barely worked prior to this because of the intense dysphoria I had. Now it’s even worse. Unfortunately for them though I have lawyers too. Luckily there’s no rule against telling the honest truth about a facility. She basically said if I say anything bad they sue me.

So beware of “Mexico Transgender Center”, & all their doctors. I am so glad I did not ask to add on another procedure like I intended to if I got to talk to the doctor for longer than 4 minutes. Yes, 4 minutes was my consult time. There were clocks in the room & I watched to see how long he took. I barely got to show him what I wanted to look like. It’s unfortunate but now my life is ruined & I can’t stay silent. You can see the photos of their coordinators threatening to ruin my livelihood (I make videos, centered around my trans experience but I have 250k total followers, so obviously no one cares to help me with revisions & I have no insurance — & no, 250k followers across platforms makes you no money. You need millions of followers to make even 6 figures.

I’m just posting here to warn people. Yes, Mexico is the cheapest place you can go. But that’s for a reason. Beware. Thailand & the US are the only places I think FFS is safe at. I guess now my life is over haha. But I hope no one else makes the same mistake I did. My boyfriend cheated 30 times so I thought maybe being more feminine would help me find love or a family. But now I’ll never have that. It’s heartbreaking.

Please beware of Mexico Transgender Center. The person in the photos is the coordinator & her name is Paris. Yuni (the only nurse they seem to have working for them, at least the only English speaking one) was also very, very verbally combative & her medic who came with her to MY hotel actually almost physically attacked after I told them about how they had hurt me — to which my ex had to step forward to put his hand in front of him. I’m a small framed person & this big 6 ft man tried to jump at me while I was in bed. Even Yuni was surprised but she didn’t like me for signing out of the hospital assumedly, so she didn’t really care, she just motioned at him to stop. I don’t know if Yuni didn’t like me because I wouldn’t stay at her “retreat” or what. But they ruined my life.

I only came because my insurance ran out in America soon & no one would do it before it ran out. My face was what caused the most dysphoria.. so.. I guess now my life is just… over now. I’ll never be able to afford a revision in America. & the good surgeons in Thailand are expensive just like America. I just wanted to warn everyone. This is just my experience & my truth. The scary part is that these people knew who I was before & they only wanted me here to give good reviews on my Instagram. She even said she saw my IG. She even “lowered & crunched” down numbers? Like… what? What hospital does that? Now I’m threatened if I give an honest review. I just don’t know what to do. My life is over.
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Finally, another victim of post-operative anorgasmia has hit the Reddit towers despite his partner trying all that he can to make him "squirt." Buddy, the only thing that's going to squirt out of you is a lot of blood, but go ahead and keep trying. Maybe if you're lucky, you can pass off your piss as wetness!
OwOLynxUwU (Dr. Szyper; vaginoplasty)
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Concerned questions to all post op girlies​

So i had my srs 2 months ago and me and my partner have already been rather active and used toys on me like dildos and vibrators since week 3 almost daily. Now the questions would be, should i be worried, that there are gonna be damages to the nerves? And hes actively trying to make me squirt and climax or get any kind of sensitivity out of me but nothing is working in the slightest so im just laying in bed like as if i was dead not even getting wet. So is that still normal or did the results already get ruined?
srs was done by Dr Szyper in the Lubos Clinics in Munich for context
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Good news: she's now uploaded brightly-lit, high-resolution photos of it! Bad news: it's split down the middle so you can actually see inside of her!
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the very thick hair follicles that creep up about an inch on the base of the shaft are very disturbing looking If anyone tried to fuck this thing it would hurt a lot or possibly tear holes in a condom. The skin surrounding the thick hair is very dark so I don't think it could be lasered off, but electrolysis is possible.
 
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the kettle handle she calls a psuedopenis
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This is what happens when someone tells you to go fuck yourself and you actually do.
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an erectile implant in her silly little meat
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That MS Paint diagram. My sides just left orbit.
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it's obvious just how much real estate it takes up on his groin
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I said to my wife “jeez I’d like a little pussy, jeez I’d like a little pussy” and she said “why’d you say it twice?” and I said “I didn’t.” — Hawkins, best comedy relief sidekick, Predator 1987.

Oh and:
Magic Pickle said:
Does anyone ever hear the Psycho theme in their head whenever they see I'm posting to the thread?
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You know damn well that we do. Never change.
 
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