🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Palmer Bangs said:
> Board member for donating K9's to law enforcement
> Doesn't support law enforcement

Yeah yeah there's a bunch of nuance behind that statement but it still makes me lol.

Her first political post being directly against one of her only sponsors is also a hilarious self-own. Tracy would've never.
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I'm bringing up some old posts from a month ago because based on the Wayback Machine for K9s for Cops, Anna was already fired from the charity before January 26. So she "didn't know what to say" because she was on their payroll, but when she wasn't, now she suddenly had something to say about ICE. IDGAF what she thinks about ICE, but this is a pattern with her. Her beliefs and opinions are based on whoever is paying her or whoever she is paying to act like a friend to her.
 
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I'm bringing up some old posts from a month ago because based on the Wayback Machine for K9s for Cops, Anna was already fired from the charity before January 26. So she "didn't know what to say" because she was on their payroll, but when she wasn't, now she suddenly had something to say about ICE. IDGAF what she thinks about ICE, but this is a pattern with her. Her beliefs and opinions are based on whoever is paying her or whoever she is paying to act like a friend to her.
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Ok wait: if she was ever on their payroll it was independent of her board position. Like they might have been paying her to do something (marketing, event planning, def not fundraising bc she hasn't done anything paid for them in that regard, I checked). I also pulled their last avail 990 didn't see her listed as a contractor, but that doesn't mean she hasn't done it for them paid in the past.

They're relatively clean 990 wise. Too much overhead but that's de rigeur for the man charities. Maybe it has to do with ICE, or maybe she wasn't bringing in the donations required with her board position. Either way it looks like they (or she, we'll prob never know) severed the relationship.

So now I'm curious just who she's volunteering for and what she's claiming to bring to the party. Because if it isn't fundraising, and it isn't her follower count, I legit don't know what else she could be doing. I guess events, at a reach? Marketing? But then why hasn't she ever marketed her npos on any of her social media? I am so confused lol.
 
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It's Never Leprosy said:
So now I'm curious just who she's volunteering for and what she's claiming to bring to the party. Because if it isn't fundraising, and it isn't her follower count, I legit don't know what else she could be doing. I guess events, at a reach? Marketing? But then why hasn't she ever marketed her npos on any of her social media? I am so confused lol.
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Right. Anna has one million followers on Instagram. The most helpful thing she could do for any charity, BY FAR, would be to post about it. She never once posted publicly about the K9s for Kops thing, presumably because it's too controversial (and it's also fucking stupid, sorry). If she's so passionate about charity work, why not partner with an org that she's not afraid to be proud of and can genuinely help? There must be nearly infinite pet-related charities around Austin that won't get her fat ACAB fanbase's panties in a twist.

It reminds me of the criticisms of Prince Harry serving in the military: he could have helped more from his seat as a public figure rather than insisting on personally running around in Afghanistan.
 
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Did a redditor really make a biblically accurate 3d Anna model? I kneel :stress:
Edit. Also on Anna's subreddit: local fatty think she's better than Anna
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>Hello everyone! After Anna got her Dexa Scan results I was inspired to do the same. However it took some time to go to Arizona :) I thought you would all find it interesting to find out what the Dexa scan looks at. It cost 99 dollars.

For reference I am 280 pounds and I exercise twice a week. Interestingly, I was told I could not do the scan if I was over 350 pounds. I wonder where Anna went to get hers?

I think I am about half Anna's weight. I am also 5 feet 10 inches and probably eat between 2500 to 3k calories a day.
 
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Someone on Reddit out-sperged us all.
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The Jewel of the Nile said:
Did a redditor really make a biblically accurate 3d Anna model? I kneel :stress:
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They gave Anna a thigh gap in the model.

Not accurate in the slightest.

Those thighs have been persistently touching since she admitted she was an obese 8 year old whining for Toaster Strudel at Grandma's house.
 
The Jewel of the Nile said:
Did a redditor really make a biblically accurate 3d Anna model? I kneel :stress:
Edit. Also on Anna's subreddit: local fatty think she's better than Anna
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>Hello everyone! After Anna got her Dexa Scan results I was inspired to do the same. However it took some time to go to Arizona :) I thought you would all find it interesting to find out what the Dexa scan looks at. It cost 99 dollars.

For reference I am 280 pounds and I exercise twice a week. Interestingly, I was told I could not do the scan if I was over 350 pounds. I wonder where Anna went to get hers?

I think I am about half Anna's weight. I am also 5 feet 10 inches and probably eat between 2500 to 3k calories a day.
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I always knew most of the problems with Anna's reddit are the powerlevelers, in general is pretty decent place
 
What's the short and sweet version of this one thinking she's so big since she only eats salads with a quarter annual donut?
 
The Jewel of the Nile said:
Did a redditor really make a biblically accurate 3d Anna model? I kneel :stress:
Edit. Also on Anna's subreddit: local fatty think she's better than Anna
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>Hello everyone! After Anna got her Dexa Scan results I was inspired to do the same. However it took some time to go to Arizona :) I thought you would all find it interesting to find out what the Dexa scan looks at. It cost 99 dollars.

For reference I am 280 pounds and I exercise twice a week. Interestingly, I was told I could not do the scan if I was over 350 pounds. I wonder where Anna went to get hers?

I think I am about half Anna's weight. I am also 5 feet 10 inches and probably eat between 2500 to 3k calories a day.
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In one of the comments she said she wanted chikara transformations to review her dexa results because she'd explain things in a helpful way.

Allow me to save you the 45 minute video;

Bitch you're 280lbs at 48% fat and that is FAT. Humongous. Gargantuan. Titanic.


Also you have tons of visceral fat which is what will actually kill you. Great bone mineral density though, probably because your bones are under the constant load of having to carry your fat ass. Same is true for your muscles.
 
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From Viking Pisspig (goddamnit beaten by @janeir0)

Anna continues to suck at the gym; Here's three reasons why:
  1. Rows are shit. She's not targeting her lats and rhomboids; she's just shrugging the weight back.
  2. Hip thrust: This has been discussed in the Free Willy video, but yeah, Anna, this was "wild to me" too.
  3. Kettlebell: Absolutely no control over that thing. I would be terrified around her.
I don't understand how she can work with a trainer in a gym for this long and still be this terrible.
 
Now, I'm not a gym rat, I get my exercise in at the stables, so I mostly can't tell what's wrong with someone's form unless it's comically exaggerated, like those """hip""" thrusts
But that kettlebell move was something else, I thought she was about to drop it on her head. Kettlebells are amazing, even for deathfats; you can do a myriad of exercises with them, and the whole point is to utilize the swinging motion. There's really no need to start with a single-handed, wonky overhead hold followed by a swinging pussy slam
 
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Cool, she has a morbidly obese woman supporting her being morbidly obese. When you figure in Inez is morbidly obese (236lb) and her max deadlift is 605lb while using all the strongman cheats they allow (resting on thighs, shitty form, no lockout), she is lifting 2.53x her bodyweight. Heather Connor is a competitive powerlifter that weights 103lb and set a record with a 468lb deadlift (no hitching, good form, must lockout) which is 4.54x her bodyweight. I know they're all likely roided to the gills, but Inez isn't impressive when you figure in she's morbidly obese and using her weight as momentum. And being on gear is going to put an obese person at a much higher risk of stroke or heart attack than the normal weight person.

I lost all respect for Inez when she decided being morbidly obese (and on gear likely) to lift heavy things is better than being healthy enough to see her child grow up.


The Jewel of the Nile said:
Edit. Also on Anna's subreddit: local fatty think she's better than Anna
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>Hello everyone! After Anna got her Dexa Scan results I was inspired to do the same. However it took some time to go to Arizona :) I thought you would all find it interesting to find out what the Dexa scan looks at. It cost 99 dollars.

For reference I am 280 pounds and I exercise twice a week. Interestingly, I was told I could not do the scan if I was over 350 pounds. I wonder where Anna went to get hers?

I think I am about half Anna's weight. I am also 5 feet 10 inches and probably eat between 2500 to 3k calories a day.
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But she has an elite level of lean mass! I am guessing Anna also got "elite level" on her lean mass too, because she squats 500lb to take a shit everyday.
 
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