🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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BedBath-Infinity & Beyond said:
1771912115564.png Tarl is not dying?
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Tard's people whom he cares about - besides himself and possibly Mel, given that she is his new retard-landlord, (imagine being so down and out you have to rent your existence from a retarded person), who the hell else does Tard claim to care about?
Artemis? He abandoned her. Liz? He cheated on her and beat her while drunk. His rapist father, Ed, or pot head Pam - McDonald's employee of the month mother whom Nikki said flipped out when Tard was suicide baiting to the point of spitting on Tard?
Sam BPD Love/Hates Tard. Nikki would probably take him back, but Tard is done with her. Everyone else besides maybe Mel and his parents hates pee pee poo poo pirate.
So who is Tard unquitting for?
 
GobbleMyGooch said:
Tard's people whom he cares about - besides himself and possibly Mel, given that she is his new retard-landlord, (imagine being so down and out you have to rent your existence from a retarded person), who the hell else does Tard claim to care about?
Artemis? He abandoned her. Liz? He cheated on her and beat her while drunk. His rapist father, Ed, or pot head Pam - McDonald's employee of the month mother whom Nikki said flipped out when Tard was suicide baiting to the point of spitting on Tard?
Sam BPD Love/Hates Tard. Nikki would probably take him back, but Tard is done with her. Everyone else besides maybe Mel and his parents hates pee pee poo poo pirate.
So who is Tard unquitting for?
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It's pure and simple!

Attention. And tons of it.

Guytoucher18 said:
I wonder if Sam has ever had a genuine friend. It seems she's incapable of connecting with people. Even when some dumb juju stars broad shares the same gay interests or Sara Lancaster AKA Kwitokee gives her $100 she lashes out.
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Probably not, she's literally the same IRL from what is limitedly understood about her offline interactions.
 
GobbleMyGooch said:
Tard's people whom he cares about - besides himself and possibly Mel, given that she is his new retard-landlord, (imagine being so down and out you have to rent your existence from a retarded person), who the hell else does Tard claim to care about?
Artemis? He abandoned her. Liz? He cheated on her and beat her while drunk. His rapist father, Ed, or pot head Pam - McDonald's employee of the month mother whom Nikki said flipped out when Tard was suicide baiting to the point of spitting on Tard?
Sam BPD Love/Hates Tard. Nikki would probably take him back, but Tard is done with her. Everyone else besides maybe Mel and his parents hates pee pee poo poo pirate.
So who is Tard unquitting for?
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Tard is done with her ….. for now. If she has something he can use (ex: alcohol and a place to stay), he will put her back in the rotation especially if things don’t work out with MongoMel.
 
The Putney School in Putney, Vermont is an alternative private high school that is based on the theories of Educator John Dewey. It is about an hour and 45 minutes south of Rutland. Among its programs, you had to get up every morning at 5:30, milk cows, shovel manure, and other various farm chores to build responsibility. Even if Tarl's parents had the means to ship him off to there (it is an institutionalized form of the "remittance man" problem), I think Tarl would have broken the staff there with his insolence, who would have demanded the administration to send him packing. He would have made the trophy with the 5 names of students who were kicked out of Putney School since 1935, and be considered the worst of the lot.

I visited Putney School in 2018 when I was on a fall foliage photo trip for a book cover. There would have been a lot of tasty things there for Tarl to antisocially destroy if he had been there. I guess Putney lucked out.
 
anscochrome said:
The Putney School in Putney, Vermont is an alternative private high school that is based on the theories of Educator John Dewey. It is about an hour and 45 minutes south of Rutland. Among its programs, you had to get up every morning at 5:30, milk cows, shovel manure, and other various farm chores to build responsibility. Even if Tarl's parents had the means to ship him off to there (it is an institutionalized form of the "remittance man" problem), I think Tarl would have broken the staff there with his insolence, who would have demanded the administration to send him packing. He would have made the trophy with the 5 names of students who were kicked out of Putney School since 1935, and be considered the worst of the lot.

I visited Putney School in 2018 when I was on a fall foliage photo trip for a book cover. There would have been a lot of tasty things there for Tarl to antisocially destroy if he had been there. I guess Putney lucked out.
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Remember that Nutty Norman story in which his mom takes him to a farm and he, among other things, slashes a cow's udder?

He found it hi-LAR- i-ous.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Remember that Nutty Norman story in which his mom takes him to a farm and he, among other things, slashes a cow's udder?
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Hi Nig! Actually, I read just enough of the "Nutty Norman" trash to know I didn't wish to fill my brain with thoughts generated by a diseased mind. I never read the cow udder slashing part. No doubt, Putney would have faced similar wanton anti social acts from Tarl had he'd been sent there.
 
anscochrome said:
Hi Nig! Actually, I read just enough of the "Nutty Norman" trash to know I didn't wish to fill my brain with thoughts generated by a diseased mind. I never read the cow udder slashing part. No doubt, Putney would have faced similar wanton anti social acts from Tarl had he'd been sent there.
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That school might have done Tarl some good. Getting out from under Mom and Dad's roof and forced to live with strangers would have been good for him. He wouldn't have been a problem child I don't think.. the Nutty Norman character is who he wishes he could have been. But the reality is he's a pussy. He has crippling anxiety just from walking around outside. He was probably bullied, because lol, who wouldn't bully the stringbean goth kid, LMAO.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
That school might have done Tarl some good. Getting out from under Mom and Dad's roof and forced to live with strangers would have been good for him. He wouldn't have been a problem child I don't think.. the Nutty Norman character is who he wishes he could have been. But the reality is he's a pussy. He has crippling anxiety just from walking around outside. He was probably bullied, because lol, who wouldn't bully the stringbean goth kid, LMAO.
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Wasn't he farmed out to foster care at some point? Way earlier in the thread, one of the hoes hinted at some bad parental legal problems that necessitated this measure, causing young Tarl much agita.
 
Is Styx crashing out? He hasn't yet posted any videos today. I'm getting the vibe he's really dreading his upcoming court hearing as evidence from yesterday's day drinking. It's only days away now. Has he tweeted today? Where do y'all suppose his jail sentence will be served out? In Louisiana or in Vermont? @Sekhmet666 are you going to accept calls from him from jail if he calls you? Will you put money on his commissary?

This is all so entertaining and I feel kind of bad for getting so much entertainment out of it. I'm not sure I have ever witnessed a grown man handle his life and legal problems in such an immature and feminine way.
 
HerTea Pants said:
Is Styx crashing out? He hasn't yet posted any videos today. I'm getting the vibe he's really dreading his upcoming court hearing as evidence from yesterday's day drinking. It's only days away now. Has he tweeted today? Where do y'all suppose his jail sentence will be served out? In Louisiana or in Vermont? @Sekhmet666 are you going to accept calls from him from jail if he calls you? Will you put money on his commissary?

This is all so entertaining and I feel kind of bad for getting so much entertainment out of it. I'm not sure I have ever witnessed a grown man handle his life and legal problems in such an immature and feminine way.
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Apparently he couldn't do any videos recently because there was snow outside. This morning he said one of the cats there is about to die. He also said he's trying to write nutty norman 3 in one afternoon (today).
 
Styx is trying to churn out an entire threequel to the udder-slashing drool adored by tens of people. Since it will be produced in only one day, it is bound to be excellent.

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Is he crashing out? Well sure. Didn't we all when we knew the vice principal was going to work us over in his office? Mine had a paddle.
 
ShiverStar said:
Apparently he couldn't do any videos recently because there was snow outside. This morning he said one of the cats there is about to die. He also said he's trying to write nutty norman 3 in one afternoon (today).
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It would be a real tragedy if Tarl gave up his mortal coil before finishing Nutty Norman 3. It is sure to go down as one of humanity's greatest works of literature. Perhaps he can finish it in the clink. "Mein Nutty Norman Vol 3".
 
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