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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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This is going to be their secret guest star. I hope Aryeh gets to go to El Salvador. He could buy so much bootleg Spongebob merch with his NEETbux.
 
else_letter said:
That would be a good bit for like a week.
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if the host isn't sam or one of his friends, it's going to be some joke host with jet and ben pulling the strings, writing his scripts, and designing the "games" he's hosting regardless.

the joke's either gonna be "haha look at this goober who isn't in on the fishtank lore" or "haha look we got some obscure celeb or internet personality to come on the gameshow where people say nigger!"

i don't think jet would hire a serious host that requires a serious payout and nice accommodation that might upstage him when he could just hire some dude from craigslist or leverage whatever clout he has left to get some internet persona or z-list celeb that will do whatever for minimal compensation and/or compensation in the form of e-clout.
 
Truly a parallel universe.


TTS: Hey Latino dudes, that chick that's high on Ritalin is pretty fine. You guys should all try to bang her and eventually come to hate each other for it.

Roberto: Awww no, I think we're going to save that for like season 4 maybe ... Then we can start the gangbangs in the basement.
 
sum ting wong said:
They updated the fishtank site
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They actually made some good changes, I'm impressed

They also finally updated every fishes bio page and added season 4, they now include a recap of their time on their respective season and a recap of what they have been doing since their season.

Im pretty sure they are all AI generated, Ted's bio says this
"Like most Season 3 contestants, Ted was a professional actor recruited through industry-standard casting networks and was unaware of the show's true nature."
Even he himself has admitted is not true, hes on record saying he watched season 1, and had applied to be on season 2, also was in person at the season 3 house before the season during bitchtank for the cancelled bro-tank
And Jin's says
"Jin was replaced by Seth on Day 5. Very little is known about the specific circumstances of his removal, as production did not publicly explain the reasons."
One of the great fishtank mystery's Jin claims he was removed for mentioning Jet's 4chan history and Daniel says Jet and Ben told him it was because him and Jin caused to much trouble so they decided to kick one of them
 
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