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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 29 5.8%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 232 46.6%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 122 24.5%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 115 23.1%
  • Total voters
    498
Ladies and Wogglemen, we've been graced with another Woggle Vlog!

Woggle-Vlog 177: More Updates and Livestreams​




Mr. Houseman is totally not quitting fr, fr, no cap. It;s just that his microphone is broken (and so is his soul) so he's taking a mental health break while embarking on a quest to find a replacement for this extremely rare piece of equipment (maybe, just maybe, it would be easier for him if he was paid for his work but oh well).
Cherie's new plan to get her channel monetized is to livestream her "movies". I'm really not sure how it works but I believe that livestreams generate income mostly through superberries. Well, Cherie plans to have her streams marked as "for children", so no chat and no superberries.
 
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
What in the actual fuck is this. Is she being scammed to do "ads" now?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BeoN_MjaALM
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Stop churning out slop and deliver the plushies!
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Hello to all Wogglebug fans. As you know, Wogglebug movies and other content are meant for children, therefore we can't have comments or chat on them. Also, here you have some diet supplements from some shady company that steals a copyrighted character for their ads.
Also, lol, look at this, those guys are crazy.


This shit is even worse quality than Cherie's "movies".
 
Actually just looked up aminoclub.com and it appears to be multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme. These ads are someone's desperate attempt at climbing the pyramid.
 
CiaphasCain said:
Actually just looked up aminoclub.com and it appears to be multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme. These ads are someone's desperate attempt at climbing the pyramid.
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It's even funnier. Cherie has zero charisma. She can't even convince people to care about something she's genuinely passionate about. There is no way in hell Cherie would sell anything or recruit anybody into an MLM scheme.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
It's even funnier. Cherie has zero charisma. She can't even convince people to care about something she's genuinely passionate about. There is no way in hell Cherie would sell anything or recruit anybody into an MLM scheme.
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Its definitely someone else posting to her channel. Probably paying her pennies to upload this crap.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
It's even funnier. Cherie has zero charisma. She can't even convince people to care about something she's genuinely passionate about. There is no way in hell Cherie would sell anything or recruit anybody into an MLM scheme.
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MLMs are to make money for the scammers in charge, usually called uplines. These people are the ones who make money selling garbage to people who will never make any money from trying to resell it on a retail level.

I used to try to warn people away from Ponzis and MLMs and this other shit. "You're trying to sell me this shit and you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" But they just get mad at you and for some weird reason, even if they finally figure out their Nigerian Prince was just scamming them, they're somehow still mad at you like you were the one who scammed them instead of trying to save them.

So fuck these idiots, they get what they deserve.
 
AnOminous said:
MLMs are to make money for the scammers in charge, usually called uplines. These people are the ones who make money selling garbage to people who will never make any money from trying to resell it on a retail level.

I used to try to warn people away from Ponzis and MLMs and this other shit. "You're trying to sell me this shit and you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" But they just get mad at you and for some weird reason, even if they finally figure out their Nigerian Prince was just scamming them, they're somehow still mad at you like you were the one who scammed them instead of trying to save them.

So fuck these idiots, they get what they deserve.
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Preach it. I knew a guy from high school who 2 years after grad contacted me out of the blue to 'meet for coffee'. It was my first, but FAR from my last experience with people who only had vague connections to me (or none at all) trying to get me to sell Primerica, Melliluca, Kirby vacuums, fucking Amway, ALL this MLM bullshit. Convinced they were going to make bank and I was a stubborn fool for not rising into the millionaire ranks as their downline.

None of em could meet my eyes the next time I encountered them. Except the very first guy, who 2 years later wanted to 'meet for coffee' again, he got sucked into a different MLM and ran their same playbook of recruit all your friends and family. By now i could see the signs a mile away and blew him off. And then a few years later I get an ANOTHER invite from, the same guy, via e-mail this time for some financial system scam! Dude was the most work-shy bastard but if he put 1/4 of the effort he put making money for his upline and none for himself by these MLM bullshit scams he could have easily built his own real business up into something.

Some people just don't learn. The worst of em' become lolcows, look at Russell Greer.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
Hello to all Wogglebug fans. As you know, Wogglebug movies and other content are meant for children, therefore we can't have comments or chat on them. Also, here you have some diet supplements from some shady company that steals a copyrighted character for their ads.
Also, lol, look at this, those guys are crazy.

amino.mp4
This shit is even worse quality than Cherie's "movies".
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The fact her AI MLM ads are just as monotone as she is makes this extra funny to me. The Don ad made me giggle at least, so good job Cherie.

Maybe if she started her own Woggle MLM she could rise to the top.
 
I'm embarrassed to admit this but I tried to buy a plushy and two DVDs from her a couple years ago. In my defense, I didn't realize she was a lolcow at the time, just an awkward person I stumbled-upon with a low-view YouTube randomizer. She was weird and it was the oddest most hyper-specific fixation I'd ever seen and I thought they would be a hilarious gift for a colleague. She got my money and I never got any of it. Two decades on the internet and the only time I've ever been scammed was by the wogglebug lady.
 
Gay Andy Kaufman said:
In my defense, I didn't realize she was a lolcow at the time, just an awkward person I stumbled-upon with a low-view YouTube randomizer.
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I won't lie, I would happily grab some items from her shop if I could do so without doxing myself.
If you want to see the movies (they are the best worst thing ever, you should absolutely watch them), they should be archived somewhere in the thread.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
I won't lie, I would happily grab some items from her shop if I could do so without doxing myself.
If you want to see the movies (they are the best worst thing ever, you should absolutely watch them), they should be archived somewhere in the thread.
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Oh right on, I have to find those movies. I really wanted to show my colleague. He was complaining he hates all the children's media his kids watch and I wanted to show him that it absolutely could be worse. I mean not *that* much worse than modern mainstream children's media, but still.
 
Gay Andy Kaufman said:
I'm embarrassed to admit this but I tried to buy a plushy and two DVDs from her a couple years ago. In my defense, I didn't realize she was a lolcow at the time, just an awkward person I stumbled-upon with a low-view YouTube randomizer. She was weird and it was the oddest most hyper-specific fixation I'd ever seen and I thought they would be a hilarious gift for a colleague. She got my money and I never got any of it. Two decades on the internet and the only time I've ever been scammed was by the wogglebug lady.
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Dont feel bad. I also ordered a plush as a novelty and now have zero hope of receiving it after all this time.
 
Dear Wogglebeings, a seance has been announced!

Sylvie and the Wogglebug Movie: Watch It Live + Commentary + Bloopers. Kids Love It​



I can't believe it's somehow more incompetent than the versions I've watched (look at the talking tree scene - the tree speaks Woggy's lines for some reason).
I hope someone manages to catch and archive it.

And don't forget to...
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Words. I do not have them. They fail me.

She really thought that open-mouth blank-eyed tard-stare was the opening shot to go on, and the tree speaking Wogglebug lines the shot to close on? Not to mention a lame-ass joke listed as part of a 'blooper reel'? I think we've found yet another word Cherie only thinks she understands.
 
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