Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Onepumpplumpchump]

How long do you think this is going to last this time before the regime falls? I give it 12 hours.

Hearing reports the president of Iran is dead.

 

[1999 prick]

So they dont have air defenses again. Jesus christ this is just going to be a repeat of the 12 day war isn't it.

 

[gernig]

Nitter

 

[Enoch Emery]

Meanwhile Khamenei be like: no don't build a nuke!!!! it's unislamic!!!

Absolute Shahanshah of doing nothing.

 

[moocow]

Surely whoever takes their place will be more hospitable towards the Americans and Israelis, right?
...Right?

They certainly won't show any appreciation for our help installing them, but they may have the good sense to remember that we did it (and can do it again on a whim). If they act accordingly, it'll work out okay even if they never publicly show any gratitude.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Iranian state news has cut all reporting and switched to a documentary on Soleimani.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Hey guys .... Where's the iranian air defense

The Ghost of Tehran is during the kuffirs into a false sense of security before he shoots down their F-35 "Infidel Whore" fighter jets!

 

[Bahnhader]

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING FINALLY I'M GLAD I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THIS

 

[GeorgeAK]

This is somehow all Hasan’s fault I just can quite put the pieces together

The current attacks against Iran were a joint action between Hasan Piker and Will Stancil, per NYT

 

[Dieter Hell]

The code word for us to identify eachother when draft day comes is “nigger”.

Not specific enough, insted it should be "Israel is where jewish pedophiles go to feel safe" Sound good?

 

[Farm Hand]

Iranian state news has cut all reporting and switched to a documentary on Soleimani.

Iranian TV can't read the room

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

US is currently gearing up to drop and deploy its most dangerous weapon to destroy and demoralize Iran for centuries to come:

 

[God of Nothing]

They certainly won't show any appreciation for our help installing them, but they may have the good sense to remember that we did it (and can do it again on a whim). If they act accordingly, it'll work out okay even if they never publicly show any gratitude.

classic cold war understanding

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>not hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

"Israel is where jewish pedophiles go to feel safe"

I thought that was the US since they let pedos run rampant there

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Israelis are saying this strike was planned for months and the usa and Israel came to agreement on strike days weeks ago.

 

[TV's Adam West]

AND
I RAN

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

US is currently gearing up to drop and deploy its most dangerous weapon to destroy and demoralize Iran for centuries to come:
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A HONDA FIT JUST FLEW OVER KHOMENEI'S HOUSE, TURN ON FOX NEWS!!

 

[God of Nothing]

Israelis are saying this strike was planned for months and the usa and Israel came to agreement on strike days weeks ago.

I guess there were disagreements on what would happen after or with the whole Gaza peace board thing.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

UNCONFIRMED:
Additional unconfirmed reports claim that Iran’s defense minister, Amir Hatami, may have been targeted in the initial decapitation strikes.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

AND
I RAN