DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

Ask the King today which is kinda funny considering his bitching about Danganronpa and his voice. Hate Live was boring as fuck until it was "saved" by Leanna's panic attack. I expect this to go the same way except Phil will be wearing a cowboy hat which already makes it a little bit worse.

 

[JackDavis]

He somehow looks skinnier and fatter no matter if you go forward or backward. I don't understand.

It's because in 2010 he actually had to leave the house everyday, got some sunlight, talked to some coworkers. Had to put in effort into showering, shaving and getting haircuts.
Now he doesn't bother doing any of those basic adult human functions and just plays video games on camera all day. He may have lost weight since then, but he's definitely unhealthier. He's got a bunch of untreated "silent killers" going on with him right now. 100% he has diabetes, HBP and high cholesterol.

poor Leanna. i wonder how she feels knowing when she goes to sleep each night that she'll never get those 6 years back.

All joking aside, 18-23 are the best years of a human's life. Most go to college (which she doesn't believe in) and have a chance to learn and grow all while having the freedom to hang out and party with thousands and thousands of young single educated people.

Instead she moved cross country, her man never took her anywhere, she was basically a 40 year old housewife until he forced her to get a job and she got a chance to actually talk to other young adult humans and realized how bad her situation was.
I feel bad for her, she was naive af when she met Phil and although it took her a while, she matured past Phil. Those JackBox videos about her ring really showed how she could take a joke especially since she was right next to Phil who was losing his shit like a child.

 

[PL 879]

He's certainly more miserable and lethargic now, but he also looks less like a thumb with the way he styles himself, if he got some exercise it'd do him a world of good. Both his attitude and his health/looks would improve and I can only imagine that being a boon for someone wanting to cultivate an identity as a successful streamer.
But given that he's famous for his poor personality, he'd probably end up worse off for being more likeable.

It really is quite a thing to be in better shape than individuals half your age, and the confidence boost resulted from the release of endorphins in regular exercise would make his quality of life shoot through the roof.
That said, he would lose all funding because DSP's lone drawing factor is waiting for him to say or do something unbelievably stupid...as well as the accompanying childish rage. If he lost that, the guy has no charm, personality, or gaming skills of any description. It's why people want him to go back to doing streams drunk.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

All joking aside, 18-23 are the best years of a human's life. Most go to college (which she doesn't believe in) and have a chance to learn and grow all while having the freedom to hang out and party with thousands and thousands of young single educated people.

Not that it makes Leanna's life decision of latching on The King of Gout any less stupider, but college nowdays is not as prestigious as it once was - even on STEM fields you end up wasting precious time on bullshit, you amass monstruous debt, and what she would end up doing was become another repressed trashy girl "going wild" to compensate for her daddy/mommy issues.

I mean, instead of becoming "PandaLee", she would have become another Lindsay Ellis. Not exactly an improvement.

 

[Dragoonism]

A while ago i mention that Black DSP was making a new stream service, turned out to be just a copy of what DSP did on his forum, in other words a heavily moderated chat and a YT stream.

 

[Van Darkholme]

I'd love to see LTG vs DSP in any Street Fighter game.
Ahnline of course.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Not that it makes Leanna's life decision of latching on The King of Gout any less stupider, but college nowdays is not as prestigious as it once was - even on STEM fields you end up wasting precious time on bullshit, you amass monstruous debt, and what she would end up doing was become another repressed trashy girl "going wild" to compensate for her daddy/mommy issues.

I mean, instead of becoming "PandaLee", she would have become another Lindsay Ellis. Not exactly an improvement.

God knows she had (has?) some parental issues that would have caused her to make decisions out of spite if she went to college. Still, the social interaction alone makes it better than wasting her time with DonateShekelsPhil. Even if she ended up becoming a trashy party girl, at least she'd have friends.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

I'd love to see LTG vs DSP in any Street Fighter game.
Ahnline of course.

Sadly no commentary from LTG here, but the fight's real.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I'd love to see LTG vs DSP in any Street Fighter game.
Ahnline of course.

I mentioned this before but LTG proposed they have some matches to DSP. It is actually a good idea and would have got them some good viewership. DSP being the pussy he is declined of course.

 

[JackDavis]

I mentioned this before but LTG proposed they have some matches to DSP. It is actually a good idea and would have got them some good viewership. DSP being the pussy he is declined of course.

Oh yeah, DSP is definitely scared of losing. DSP is a Silver/Ultra Silver level player now, he just doesn't practice enough and he's old. People lose it in Street Fighter when they get older. All he has to hang his hat on is finishing 4th at EVO in a tournament a lot of American pros boycotted because it was on a broken port. His ego is too fragile to potentially lose to a guy he's often compared to.

 

[Picaninnyfreeze]

All joking aside, 18-23 are the best years of a woman's life.

Fixed. "Age like milk" and all.

But in pointing it out it adds another layer of irony - mid 30s to early 40s should be the best years of a mans life. Best looking, most money, best ratio of energy to opportunity to use it, most life wisdom.

But Phil is like Benjamin Button meets garbage pail kids.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Fixed. "Age like tard cum" and all.

But in pointing it out it adds another layer of irony - mid 30s to early 40s should be the best years of a mans life. Best looking, most money, best ratio of energy to opportunity to use it, most life wisdom.

But Phil is like Benjamin Button meets garbage pail kids.

I would argue in modern times a man should be succsessful by age 33. But a man can be successful in his 30s and 40s unlike a woman. A woman is less likely to risk money on stock market or do something risky that will pay off.

FYI I read a great quote by an artist who said artists make their best work from 25-35. So DSP is at tail end of his best khantent. Most streamers should be financially secure by DSP's age and toning down the grind a little bit. DSP can't do this shit into his 40s he just can't.

 

[PL 879]

Sadly no commentary from LTG here, but the fight's real.

Thanks for linking the right video...the one I tried was glitched. Nothing I could have done.
I find it immensely entertaining how militant LTG is with his hatred of DSP. Think what an amazing combustion would occur if those two matched up head to head in person. Blood and tears would be shed...probably both from Phil.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Thanks for linking the right video...the one I tried was glitched. Nothing I could have done.
I find it immensely entertaining how militant LTG is with his hatred of DSP. Think what an amazing combustion would occur if those two matched up head to head in person. Blood and tears would be shed...probably both from Phil.

Blood, tears, and piss.

I've always figured that LTG must see himself in Phil to some degree in order to hate him and comparisons to him so much. It's like his justification is "At least I'm not Phil" so having people compare him to Phil sets him off because it shatters his delusion.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Thanks for linking the right video...the one I tried was glitched. Nothing I could have done.
I find it immensely entertaining how militant LTG is with his hatred of DSP. Think what an amazing combustion would occur if those two matched up head to head in person. Blood and tears would be shed...probably both from Phil.

No problem mate.

BTW, here's a fanedited version that adds LTG's commentary had he actually commented on the match (and to no surprise at all, it's eerily similar to what LTG would have spoken during the match if he had his mic on)

 

[PL 879]

Blood, tears, and piss.
I've always figured that LTG must see himself in Phil to some degree in order to hate him and comparisons to him so much. It's like his justification is "At least I'm not Phil" so having people compare him to Phil sets him off because it shatters his delusion.

Those two are so similar in how triggering them is almost unfairly easy. Phil these days ignores responding to trolling a lot more than he used to, though you can tell in his wounded manhood face that it still boils his blood, but given the right circumstance he can still spiral into madness. LTG is easier to pull the correct strings and get the little puppet to dance your tune.
Both of these guys are just bullies who use their mouths to try to shut people down, and when that doesn't work if the other person is not intimidated then they either ban, look at the ground and slink away, or cry. The best tactic to get a reaction is to act like they are intimidating so all the psuedo alpha bravado comes out in their ranting.

 

[Keystone]

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880274287386611712 (http://archive.is/jIPUR)

He sounds more and more like a 90 year old grandpa every day.

Also forgive me if :late: but this picture reminds me too much of those "Faces of Meth" picture albums we've all seen at one point or another:

Spoiler: Faces of Gout

Quite the progression (or regression, really) from bottom to top.

And you know that reminds me, did he ever really use that chinstrap aside from taking those 2 derpy, kinda creepy pictures? I'm sure if he did use it that he ditched it the second Leanna bailed.

 

[PhilGoutnell]

Phil is looking more and more like Chris Benoit every day.

 

[PL 879]

Phil is looking more and more like Chris Benoit every day.

Good thing Leanna got out of there then.
Really though you see Benoit? Because I think Phil looks more like Big Boss Man.

Spoiler: Big Boss Man

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/77/5e/89/775e8917330313694281611a872cab95.jpg

 

[Gordon Cole]

Phil is acting more and more like Chris Benoit every day.

FTFY.