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SirJamesDTech said:
You just need to make yourself known to Phil over time and you will get your wish.
Last time I said anything in his stream, it was under SirJamesDTech but with a different number after it...that's the key, just add numbers to the end of your username.
All I said was, "Hi Phil."
5 seconds later - SirJamesDTech1229 has been banned
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10 minute timeout just now for suggesting he use that "Anti-Bullshit Shampoo" (from fanart) to wash out his mouth. I'll get there eventually.
 
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Fallgout Boy said:
10 minute timeout just now for suggesting he use that "Anti-Bullshit Shampoo" (from fanart) to wash out his mouth. I'll get there eventually.
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Go in there and say, "Hey Phil, I've noticed Brightsideviking has been missing for weeks now. Don't you think you should let him come up for air once in awhile from inside your pants?"
That'll get you bounced.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Go in there and say, "Hey Phil, I've noticed Brightsideviking has been missing for weeks now. Don't you think you should let him come up for air once in awhile from inside your pants?"
That'll get you bounced.
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Someone asked Phil how to look as professional as him during live streams (which is like asking David Carradine how not to die while jerking off), and I added a few tips from the DSP School of Streaming. That did the trick.
 
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KingOfHypocrisy said:
Maybe I've been watching too many crime shows but Phil reminds me of infamous serial killers when he takes these selfies.
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Oh god! My sides!
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Don't forget Twitter and his tumbleweed forums.
Oh and throw in some on-screen bit and tip love messages for Phil just for good measure.
He'll remember you especially well if you castrate him publicly while he's streaming.
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Even 10 cents of my easily earned money is too much for this *insert A-Log insult here*
 
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Stay safe said:
Just caught this comment in Phil's schtrem chat.
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Wouldn't take much money would it? A bit of overhead, and then pay 100 dweebs 15$ an hour for 30 hour shifts a week? That's what, 2.25 million a year? Pocket change for filthy rich leftist garbage and Shillary supporters. For a solid 100 million$, you can have 4,000 hipster dweebs posting near year round with a two week break. And those are just paid supporters. All they do is amplify the regular do it for free fags who believe in it. Especially effective if they have modship or even adminship. Round it up to 115 million $, always claim it as a loss and never pay taxes.

The Trump family could potentially fund something of that scale for a few years but it would noticeable due to their method of wealth generation. But NGOs that act as money funnels and launderers? A group of them, really just a group of friends running them, could fund that forever.
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
So next it´s either Homesless Saga or Homeless Saga. OKAY.
Lemme slowly but surely heat up the Popcorn.
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I expect a Vlahg where he's drunk and crying about having to move back to Connecticut. "I'm losing my mansion dood, but if you guys hit the Patreon goal and the Twitch bit cheer goal, then it'll be easier for me."
Transvaalan said:
Wouldn't take much money would it? A bit of overhead, and then pay 100 dweebs 15$ an hour for 30 hour shifts a week? That's what, 2.25 million a year? Pocket change for filthy rich leftist garbage and Shillary supporters. For a solid 100 million$, you can have 4,000 hipster dweebs posting near year round with a two week break. And those are just paid supporters. All they do is amplify the regular do it for free fags who believe in it. Especially effective if they have modship or even adminship. Round it up to 115 million $, always claim it as a loss and never pay taxes.

The Trump family could potentially fund something of that scale for a few years but it would noticeable due to their method of wealth generation. But NGOs that act as money funnels and launderers? A group of them, really just a group of friends running them, could fund that forever.
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https://twitter.com/EddyB43Cynic/status/879817709080465408

Didn't see this anywhere. EddyB43 did a little "History of Dsp" and how he reacted when Twitch announced the bit system. No shock it is a complete burial because he was not on Twitch at the time.

The most noteworthy thing to me was Phil has made $8,000 in bits/subs since returning to Twitch plus an unknown amount in Paypal donations.
 
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Ol' Man Burnell needs $7,000 to pay movers. Because he can't pack it up and move it himself, on account of his bad back and his gout and his crickety knee. You children don't understand how the world works, you can't just box up your stuff and put it in a truck and drive it home. Only a moron would try something so elaborate and exhausting.

Sweet Christ did Panda dodge a bullet.
 
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Taily Puff said:
Ol' Man Burnell needs $7,000 to pay movers. Because he can't pack it up and move it himself, on account of his bad back and his gout and his crickety knee. You children don't understand how the world works, you can't just box up your stuff and put it in a truck and drive it home. Only a moron would try something so elaborate and exhausting.

Sweet Christ did Panda dodge a bullet.
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Pandalee at some point believed things phil said were mature. They broke up because Phil has a stressful job and no time for a GF. He has ZERO time in his day for anything, mature adults understand this. The hours of 6AM-Noon are reserved for sleep.
 
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880590307448025088 (http://archive.is/HEeap)
He wouldn't edit a video if his life literally depended on it. If someone had a gun to his head he'd just sit there and childishly say "I'm not editing, it's not rational!"

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880594771428986880 (http://archive.is/JqO7r)
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever going to be boss of Phil. And he's doing a shit job at it as is.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880613882229915648 (http://archive.is/G2L1H)
If not for Vidar and Phil's dad giving him their paychecks Phil would be either on the streets homeless, or dead in the gutter. He could not survive on his own.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880616421293772800
Keep dreaming fat man. He will never step one gouty foot into E3 as anything more than an attendee; especially after he attacked iJustine with those comments of his at this year's event.

And finally we have the highlight of the quotes:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880614978532913152 (http://archive.is/aZehs)

Yes, Phil, all the stuff about you online is slander. Like how you callously treated your ex-girlfriend after her panic attack. Like how you shit talk damn near everyone you encounter, on a daily basis live on air no less. Like how you throw everyone you can't exploit for your own gain under the bus. Like that video where you masturbated in front of the entire internet. All slander, dood!
 
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