🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

General Insomnia said:
One concerning thing is that it seems that Tarl may not even be reviewing case files turned over to him as discovery at all. Keep in mind that he is pro se and has to do all his own legwork, and he is giving this entire felony case a wide berth.
Click to expand...
C'mon. He's got more peepee poopoo Menus and Nutty Norman to spend time on. Why would he bother reading court stuff? He'll ask AI to summarize it for him then present that when they're throwing him in the back of the truck.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
He's in NYC, the address is in the thread here. Unless he got over his crippling anxiety he's still holed up at Mel's house.
Click to expand...
How retarded is he? Does he not realize they literally ARE going to come get him? They're going to haul him back to Louisiana and then he gets to suck some nigger dicks.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Oh please let there be a bounty hunter introduced to this shit. Say... Nikki... I bet $2500 could go a long way huh? It's not like you haven't taken down Tarl before...
Click to expand...
Per the 4 Core Laws of Equality the bounty hunter must be exactly as ridiculous as a "vampire pirate". They should look something like this:
193014-de031ded88cb295ed3e6a892a5a27a11.png
 
AnOminous said:
How retarded is he? Does he not realize they literally ARE going to come get him? They're going to haul him back to Louisiana and then he gets to suck some nigger dicks.
Click to expand...
LA was Friday, he managed to skate on that one, this is the VT case. I know easy to get them all confused.
 
1772491084236.png
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The Constabulary has declared the pirate, Thtickth Hekthenhammer Thikth Thikth Thikth, an enemy of the crown.
All ship captains must do him harm, or expedite his capture.
Wanted for the crimes of -
Faggotry, Drunkenness, Drunken Faggotry, Faggy Drunkenness, and Devil Worship.
A 2500 pound reward shall be issued to he who brings him to port in chains.
God save the King!​
 
Last edited:
AnOminous said:
How retarded is he? Does he not realize they literally ARE going to come get him? They're going to haul him back to Louisiana and then he gets to suck some nigger dicks.
Click to expand...
You mean fleeing to a different state to escape the law doesn't work? What the hell kind of boolsheet is that?
 
We need to coin a term for Internet cahntent creators that start really solid and then completely unravel and become lolcows due to alcohol abuse, drugs or other vices.

It is kind of a theme by now, Ralph, Rekeita and now Tarl.
 
AnOminous said:
How retarded is he? Does he not realize they literally ARE going to come get him? They're going to haul him back to Louisiana and then he gets to suck some nigger dicks.
Click to expand...
I don't think most people realize the true extent of the US dindu prison population dynamics. These dindus in the NOLA prisons are just a few generations out from their ancestors who were brought here from Africa, covered in scarification tattoos with filed-down teeth from their stone age villages and sub-70 IQs.

My best guess is that he is going to go on the lam after ditching his laptop and cell phone last week. The "rehab" cash he had the biltong guy pilfer for him will prob be used to stay in a few cheap no-tell-motels on his way to the Gariepy hideout in rural Canada.
 
Divine right to rule said:
It is kind of a theme by now, Ralph, Rekeita and now Tarl.
Click to expand...
I question where they started from, though. As far as I know, Ralph built himself up but Metokur made him. Nick was fucking sponging off of Dick Masterson. Tarl? Who the hell saw Tarl's hot takes and said "Gee, this is worth watching"? I'm not certain, myself.
Fake News Anchor said:
10 doubloons says he will start quoting the Articles of Confederation upon his arrest.
Click to expand...
He's not avoiding court, he's pulling himself closer to Stolas!
 
Does anyone have that video of tarl going "I'm so sexy... Yessses!" While stroking himself and moaning? I need that.

It might also be him saying he doesn't need testosterone or Viagra or something because he's so fertile and virile and potent. I need that.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom