Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

UtopiaGuy said:
Y'know... I've always felt a little sorry for the Dobster. Well... a little. He's so pathetic, and so obvious about his "outrage" at social injustice. He's a maladjusted person, an emotional wreck, and for being what, 30-something now, still socially undeveloped. He is the archetype for "what might have been." I always liken him to the planet Jupiter, namely, a failed star. Jupiter had almost everything it needed to become a star, but fell short, and now it will never become a star no matter how badly it might want to. It will always be that planet that came close, but failed. The failed star. The what if, the what could've been, the "if only," the wannabe. That's Dobson to me.
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There's an inflation and hot air joke in there but I'm not witty enough to think of it at the moment.
 
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StupidSexyFlanders said:
It was worse than that. She invited him to spend Hanukkah with her family because she felt bad he'd be spending the holiday season alone. He kicked up a stink at her parents place because they didn't celebrate with presents. He made that huge da tirade at how bored he was and disappointed that none of them got him a gift. She found it and exploded at him for being such an ungrateful asshole, dumping him over it.
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They didn't break up during this time, they broke up several months later, but I assume this was the crack that eventually lead to the split.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
More minecraft that he thinks people care about.

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Guess it's not so stupid to have bought a Switch now, eh Dobby?

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It's telling that it's the not knowing the voice actors that makes him feel old and not, you know, watching a movie about cartoon ponies.

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Obviously it's not the fact that it's meant for little girls. It's the fact that the voice actors aren't recgonizable that makes you too old.

Perfect logic Andrew. Now go back to making shitty art about the bear already.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
It's telling that it's the not knowing the voice actors that makes him feel old and not, you know, watching a movie about cartoon ponies.
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I'll note that Zoe Saldana, just to name one, was the co-star of Avatar, the second highest grossing movie of all time. She was the blue alien waifu bitch.
 
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UtopiaGuy said:
Y'know... I've always felt a little sorry for the Dobster. Well... a little. He's so pathetic, and so obvious about his "outrage" at social injustice. He's a maladjusted person, an emotional wreck, and for being what, 30-something now, still socially undeveloped. He is the archetype for "what might have been." I always liken him to the planet Jupiter, namely, a failed star. Jupiter had almost everything it needed to become a star, but fell short, and now it will never become a star no matter how badly it might want to. It will always be that planet that came close, but failed. The failed star. The what if, the what could've been, the "if only," the wannabe. That's Dobson to me.
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jupiter is nowhere near the mass to turn into a star
it's a failure that never had a chance, just like dobson.
jupiter also tends to attract things that will eventually hit it, just like dobson likes to attract people to laugh and troll him.
 
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MarineN*423543 said:
True, never got much mlp from him , though he his the proto fedora nice-guy neck beard
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He used to be a fan of it for some time and drew abominations based on it like this
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