Nick Contino / Lilly Contino / lillytino / @lillytino_ / Buffalo Grill - The pinnacle of trans entitlement. Foodie streamer. Pronoun critic. "Excuse me, underpaid immigrant staffer, it's ma'am. Tender your resignation immediately. Also there is a sprig of thyme in this drink, I want it remade and brought back."

El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
has anyone ever said to this freak get that fucking phone out of my face you faggot?
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The problem is he lives in San Francisco, so likely not. He'd get his ass kicked acting like he does in a lot of places though, which is why he sticks to tourist traps like Disney World, Vegas and his hometown area.

deathfat era incoming? he's getting real chonky. and of course he pairs food + sex organ talk, which is his favorite gimmick. he's really out of ideas. he's also painfully unfunny but such a narcissist he thinks all his ideas are gold.



women also produce testosterone, you imbecile.

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PurpleEater said:
The problem is he lives in San Francisco, so likely not. He'd get his ass kicked acting like he does in a lot of places though, which is why he sticks to tourist traps like Disney World, Vegas and his hometown area.

deathfat era incoming? he's getting real chonky. and of course he pairs food + sex organ talk, which is his favorite gimmick. he's really out of ideas. he's also painfully unfunny but such a narcissist he thinks all his ideas are gold.

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women also produce testosterone, you imbecile.

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What even is the message of this? Pretending he doesn't enjoy something he clearly does?
 
PurpleEater said:
The problem is he lives in San Francisco, so likely not. He'd get his ass kicked acting like he does in a lot of places though, which is why he sticks to tourist traps like Disney World, Vegas and his hometown area.

deathfat era incoming? he's getting real chonky. and of course he pairs food + sex organ talk, which is his favorite gimmick. he's really out of ideas. he's also painfully unfunny but such a narcissist he thinks all his ideas are gold.

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women also produce testosterone, you imbecile.

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I will say that as always, being a fatass helps with androgyny. Who knows, maybe if he gets big enough, he might even pass as a real and honest Disney Adult woman!
 
PurpleEater said:
The problem is he lives in San Francisco, so likely not. He'd get his ass kicked acting like he does in a lot of places though, which is why he sticks to tourist traps like Disney World, Vegas and his hometown area.

deathfat era incoming? he's getting real chonky. and of course he pairs food + sex organ talk, which is his favorite gimmick. he's really out of ideas. he's also painfully unfunny but such a narcissist he thinks all his ideas are gold.

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women also produce testosterone, you imbecile.

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If you held me at gun point I would swear this video is Clanker generated.
 
autogynephobia said:
Right, but he chose a food that he obviously actually enjoys, which muddies the message. (Or makes it funnier, in the context of how much he enjoys having a T-fueled dick but pretends he doesn't.)
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That one was slightly funnier than the usual cringe
Fruit Flies said:
Why is his crotch red.
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I dread to think. Is he on his period?
 
AskMeAnything said:
He was parodying a video the McDonalds CEO made, trying to convince everyone that their food was edible.
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If that's it, it's a bad parody, because the McDonald's CEO was skinny and looked like (and I stole this characterisation) "someone who is giving kale salad energy" when he took a tiny bite out of the McArch burger.

Nick doesn't give kale salad energy. He gives "burgers and bread trays and bitchcakes, oh my" energy. Also fat.
 
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