Do you think Chris is planning to run off with the money, without sending?
I can see him pulling that shit.
This here's a story about Chrissy Chan and Barbera
Two sad fuckers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, eat junk, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old eBay
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Chrissy Chan sold a pic to some weeny asshole
Barbera took his money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Clyde Cash is a detective down in Virginia
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
They make their livin' off of the people's taxes
Barbera, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Chrissy Chan found her the very next day
He got the money, hey
But he won't survive a day.
They live down south and they won't be running today
Singin' go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run