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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Hot take. No matter how much the wiggers suck, I'm going to enjoy the show and have fun watching the retards on my screen scream at each other. Arcs and shit don't matter. The funniest shit on Fishtank has always been retards being retarded. We'll get exactly what we've always gotten and it'll be fine.
 
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They must be really fucking desperate if they're doing this
 
Agares said:
This is how Production interacts with Greg, BTW.
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Gloved hand through a hatch.
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i really dig the weird filter the camera has on, much better and cooler than jet putting an obnoxious scanline effect over the feeds

look how much SOVL this has, this is everything S4 didn't have:
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Monochrome torture cell is another great idea for jet to steal, its a much funnier punishment space than the doghouse, people genuinely start hallucinating and shit if they stay in those long enough (content)
 
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>-Ack! said:
i really dig the weird filter the camera has on, much better and cooler than jet putting an obnoxious scanline effect over the feeds

look how much SOVL this has, this is everything S4 didn't have:
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Monochrome torture cell is another great idea for jet to steal, its a much funnier punishment space than the doghouse, people genuinely start hallucinating and shit if they stay in those long enough (content)
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Note the gorilla nest slowly forming around him.
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Potatoherder said:
Even in blood games Vance simply existed. As a red blooded Brian hater I can say I remember him more than what Vance did.
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How dare you discredit his EMMY CALIBER performance on the final day of Bloodgames
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I have some funny news for you.
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"We didn't have Vance because there was just too many people at the house"
Lmao here's a bright idea, should have gotten rid of the ginger fag beside you and had Vance instead.
Clarence Boddicker said:
Hot take. No matter how much the wiggers suck, I'm going to enjoy the show and have fun watching the retards on my screen scream at each other. Arcs and shit don't matter. The funniest shit on Fishtank has always been retards being retarded. We'll get exactly what we've always gotten and it'll be fine.
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The voice of reason. A lot of you genuinely sperging about the show and it's production need to have a drink or something and simmer down, it's the retard show, either it happens and it's funny and good, or it doesn't and it dies and we all move on.
 
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R9K Insurgent said:
Lmao here's a bright idea, should have gotten rid of the ginger fag beside you and had Vance instead.
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Fuck that, mints is great because he's a faggot who gets mad. Vance being around just results in "Vance is there?" "Yeah." posting, which I think is funny but I much prefer ginger faggot crash outs. I always wonder whether Vance actually has internal dialog, he just fucking exists. Also him snaking Jon out on blood games showed how much of a little weasel he is. He acted like he was his boy the whole time then sent him down the river.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Fuck that, mints is great because he's a faggot who gets mad. Vance being around just results in "Vance is there?" "Yeah." posting, which I think is funny but I much prefer ginger faggot crash outs. I always wonder whether Vance actually has internal dialog, he just fucking exists. Also him snaking Jon out on blood games showed how much of a little weasel he is. He acted like he was his boy the whole time then sent him down the river.
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I'm pretty sure every one of his "crash outs" were fake and besides that, every time I had to see his weird ass and wack stride on camera it made me audibly scoff. I'm not looking forward to that again during S5, hope he stays in the basement. I don't really remember Vance doing anything to Jon other than tard wrangling him at times so not sure what you mean with "snaking him" granted trying to recall BG stuff feels like trying to recall a fever dream at times so what do I know lol.
 
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