LGBTQiwis

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I have no idea what I am now (ie bi or whatever, first time living irl as a woman since 12 due to youth transition ) but I'm still hopelessly in love with a man I dated in my poon days. I'm happy he left, all I wish and ever wanted was for him to be with a real man since he's gay, and I could never delude myself into thinking I was, even before I peaked. Found out he didn't leave to go date and he's just mentally ill. He's the last person I haven't told about the detrans thing and it's breaking my heart. We're talking everyday about sperg crap like PS2 modding or whatever and he's still real sweet on me. Sometimes he'll slip up and call me one of our old pet names. I have to tell him, as this isn't right but my heart breaks when he calls me sweetheart and I miss him like hell. I hope he can find a man just as lovely as him to spend his life with.

If he's willing to smash poon pussy he's not that gay.

 

[souschef]

If he's willing to smash poon pussy he's not that gay.

I didn't wanna go there, but yeah

 

[Biggest Bubba]

You guys need to stop having fag sex, and go outside.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

You guys need to stop having fag sex, and go outside.

I did, met your dad and cum'n'dumped him.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

I did, met your dad and cum'n'dumped him.

My dad is dead.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

My dad is dead.

That's how I like 'em - tall, stiff and ready.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

That's how I like 'em - tall, stiff and ready.

This is why people gawk at you creatures in this thread.

 

[Google Drive]

If he's willing to smash poon pussy he's not that gay.

Things aren't often black and white, so who knows? I think it's worse if you keep the truth from him. Come clean with him and you'll at least have some closure, even if sexual attraction is out of the table

Gonna ask him about all this once he stabilizes out in a few months. Thank you faggot nation for your service.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.

We have found PPP’s Kiwi account.

 

[mister meaner]

Poons are okay if they don’t make everything about their pussy

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

We have found PPP’s Kiwi account.

You can call me a fag, a retard, a disgusting degenrate.

Don't you dare call me a canadian.

 

[Zeftax]

The word "kink" is for performatively sexual fat women.

When did people stop using "fetish"? You don't really see it anymore.

That's why RACK is more popular nowadays than SSC since it inherently acknowledges the risks involved that may arise from a lack of complete mutual understanding.

Could you explain what those things mean? Urban dictionary doesn't even know these.

Keep it quiet down here, faggots. Nobody wants to hear from you.

Aren't you the nigger who posted about drunkenly fucking a prostitute?

I don't see us getting out of the limbo zone without losing each other. All roads lead to heartbreak.

I found myself in a a "limbo" situation a few years ago, though mental health or gender transitions thankfully weren't involved, but the relationship kinda was and kinda wasn't for maybe a few months. It hurt real fucking bad when it ended definitely. But looking back now, I just wish it had ended sooner. The limbo was only needless torture prolonging the inevitable. Obviously all relationships are different, but sharing my two cents.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Could you explain what those things mean? Urban dictionary doesn't even know these.

It's words for people who need to find a wholesome hobby.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Why are there still so many DL gays in 2026? And not like even married guys who have to go behind their wives back or anything but just regular single guys who's lives probably wouldn't be effected in the slightest if they came out.

It's just fear of rejection really. I may have gone through it too if I weren't a gruff 6.2' 240 pound sasquatch of a man with a voice as deep as paris hilton's cooch. Nobody is going to fuck with me unless they're retarded and I appeal to a large portion of people so the dating pool is good but it isn't the plus it may sound like. Having dipshits constantly annoy you when your socials clearly state you're in a committed relationship and aren't into hookup culture gets real fucking old after the first 50 times.

I don't like the term sissy but sissygasm sounds amazing, society is hiding the TRUTH from men

Ew. No.

Easy on the porn there mate


Her fisher price is outta fuel and she got nowhere to go

Her mobility scooter's battery died.

This is literally incorrect. Your rectum is the dirtiest. You can drink your piss, even eat your own cum, but if you eat your own shit you’ll get sick fast.

If you’re having monogamous vaginal sex, that’s basically the cleanest sex you can do.

You've clearly never looked into female lolcows or seen the worthless modern "feminists" who think soap deodorant and feminine hygiene products are "sexist".

i have another homo question do your asses really fall out after enough anal or are people making that up

Yeah we really have to be careful while getting prostate exams or the doctor might fall in and never be seen again. :/

I would actually rather kill myself than be gay. It would be doing society a service.

Says the retard who made being a dime a dozen probable pedophile weeb their account's identity....

I was asked one time to use black gloves. You know, the ones that they use at fancy burger joints. Also police/military uniforms, that i denied for obvious reasons

I just enjoy simple things well done

Uniforms and latex are suuuuper common in the gay scene that's some entry level stuff for sure, leather too but it's definitely more kinky than just wearing a suit. I go to regular fetish parties in a million dollar neighborhood when I can and or want to get away for awhile and act as one of the Doms there, usually while wearing black leather gloves and one of my nice suits but the rest of the time i'm either talking with people smoking cigars and drinking whiskey or wine or cooking a big ass meal for everyone there and teaching the subs how to cook well if they want to learn. It's a nice little escape from the crushing monotony and stress of day to day life.

How does one find a cool homo who is like based and racist and stuff and not a retarded faggot? Asking for a friend.

Don't look for racists, look for people who hate all negative stereotypes. Racists are retards with no self awareness and are usually the product of incest, totally worthless. I will shit talk ghetto niggers until the cows come home because they're scumbags but my best friend is a straight black guy because he's a good person who is an actual friend to you and cares about your wellbeing and he's also not a worthless piece of shit who refuses to work and blames white people for everything, the man works his ass off and takes pride in it and he's faithful to his girlfriend and doesn't have a half dozen bastards running around either.

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Keep it quiet down here, faggots. Nobody wants to hear from you.

This thread only appears to raging homosexuals, sooo...

You guys need to stop having fag sex, and go outside.

We would if you would stop inviting us over you filthy whore.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Don't look for racists, look for people who hate all negative stereotypes.

I remember when gay culture was all about this tbh, and also - make fun of everything. The best way to win someone over is always with a bit of a glint in the eye and a tongue firmly attached to the cheek.

Some time around when people started taking offense about Ru having "She-Mail" on Drag Race it all started going fucking south.

 

[awoo]

Uniforms and latex are suuuuper common in the gay scene that's some entry level stuff for sure, leather too but it's definitely more kinky than just wearing a suit. I go to regular fetish parties in a million dollar neighborhood when I can and or want to get away for awhile and act as one of the Doms there, usually while wearing black leather gloves and one of my nice suits but the rest of the time i'm either talking with people smoking cigars and drinking whiskey or wine or cooking a big ass meal for everyone there and teaching the subs how to cook well if they want to learn. It's a nice little escape from the crushing monotony and stress of day to day life.

This is some Great Gatsby type shit, old sport

What about for "normal people"

 

[Leather Gliscor]

When did people stop using "fetish"? You don't really see it anymore.

It's not that it's unused, it's that there's been a growing dichotomy between fetish and kink. While largely synonymous outside of the kink community, fetishes are considered 'must haves' that you can't get off without, and kinks are 'wants' or curiosities. It's subtle, kinda dumb to be pedantic about. I think it's because kink sounds edgier and sexuality has that slight edge to it. Unfortunately, there isn't really an "ow the edge" equivalent in the kink/fetish space. Not that I know of, anyways.

Could you explain what those things mean? Urban dictionary doesn't even know these.

According to chapter 5 of the Leatherboy's Handbook III:

Spoiler: Big Long Book Quote

"The slogan, “Safe, Sane, and Consensual” (also referred to as SSC) originated from a similar slogan by the Lesbian Sex Mafia (LSM) long before the more modern version was introduced at the 1987 March on Washington. The LSM acronym was CCS, “Confidentiality, Consensuality, Safety.” The contemporary slogan of SSC was presented to the world during that march – a slogan that has become an integral part of our lifestyle today. The idea behind the slogan was to show the world that we were not “abusing” each other and that S/M and D/s were safe forms of play. Over the years, SSC has become the critical slogan for many people to teach and talk about at events nationwide and internationally..."
"...Those who fit within this form of play use [where someone is physically harmed, also called 'edgeplay'] the newer acronym RACK (“Risk Aware Consensual Kink”). RACK was coined in reaction to dissatisfaction in the BDSM community regarding the internal and external political issues surrounding the ethics of SSC. Some Leather community members felt that under the limits of SSC, scenes were expected to be negotiated and scripted to such a level of detail that both the top and bottom lost the sense of spontaneity. In an essay circulated among internet lists, Gary Switch first proposed the term out of a desire to form a more accurate portrayal of the type of play that many more experienced people engage in. The existence of both SSC and RACK in the BDSM lifestyle has given both beginners and more experienced players the ability to negotiate on their personal level of play. Both philosophies give attention to the safety of the scene while at the same time allowing the players involved the freedom to play within their experienced guidelines. SSC provides more rigid guidelines to help protect the inexperienced bottom; RACK gives the top more flexibility to take the scene in unexpected and exciting directions while still ensuring that the bottom is aware of the potential risks of the play and has consented to those risks. Of course, RACK works only when BOTH the bottom and top are experienced in the specific form of BDSM activity; it does not work with beginners. Therefore, you must be aware of each other’s abilities in the specific form of BDSM play you are both taking on."

TL;DR: SSC means safe, sane, and consensual. Like, establishing rules beforehand so nothing goes wrong. Some people take it too far. RACK means Risk Aware Consensual Kink, which is accepting and acknowledging a physical risk and a freer form of... engagement. Some people also take this too far though lol

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I remember when gay culture was all about this tbh, and also - make fun of everything. The best way to win someone over is always with a bit of a glint in the eye and a tongue firmly attached to the cheek.

Some time around when people started taking offense about Ru having "She-Mail" on Drag Race it all started going fucking south.

That's why you never let faggots speak for the LGBT as a whole. They're a bunch of retards who think acting like an obnoxious caricature of a stereotypical female 24/7 is a personality and most of them are single because they're shallow boring entitled retards with no self awareness or class who are too stupid to comprehend why a man who's attracted to men wouldn't be remotely attracted to a cringey loser who tries their hardest to look and act like a woman.

OF COURSE anything they involve themselves in will become a complete shit show and be run straight into the ground and ruined. Black people let niggers take the lead on their cultural identity starting with the gangster rap scene in the 80s and look how well that worked out for them with their rampant crime rates, shitty neighborhoods, leading cause of death for young black men being young black men and their women being cheap whores with a half dozen illegitimate children all of which they blame on everyone and everything but themselves. NEVER let stereotypes lead in any capacity, it's practically suicide for minority groups and as the Ts and Qs have clearly shown they do nothing but erode public image and societal good will in general. Kick stereotypes to the curb they are nothing but self serving parasites.

 

[synthetic_glazer]

fetishes are considered 'must haves' that you can't get off without

That sounds sexually debilitating. Like you physically cannot get off without, I dunno, wearing a gimp mask? I feel like if your performance is that dependant on fetish play as opposed to just being with someone you love and find attractive, you're probably severely over exposed to sex, pornography, or both. I guess that's sort of out of the scope of the thread but I have never heard of that before and it sounds awful.

TL;DR: SSC means safe, sane, and consensual. Like, establishing rules beforehand so nothing goes wrong. Some people take it too far. RACK means Risk Aware Consensual Kink, which is accepting and acknowledging a physical risk and a freer form of... engagement. Some people also take this too far though lol

Are either philosophies really necessary when you know and are close to someone for a while? Unless you're with some rando, most attentive partners would understand the difference between "ah, that hurts~" and "ah. That hurts" just because they've seen how they communicate and interface with them, and such. Obviously if that's what makes someone feel safe, go for it, but I never understood needing a damn itinerary and rulebook when I'm doing something kinky with someone I've been with and known for years.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

choose to die en masse rather than cover their dicks.

If fags hate covering their cocks so much then why are they all into chastity?

The site attracts some people filled with negativity and would rather post in an edgy chud style rather than being honest.

I don't think they are attracted here particularly. It's just that they're banned from everywhere else so this is the only place to be honest for them if their honesty is just being a cunt. Also this site was born out of stalking and bullying a retarded man, the entire concept of a lolcow is negative.

This is literally incorrect. Your rectum is the dirtiest. You can drink your piss, even eat your own cum, but if you eat your own shit you’ll get sick fast.

No it's not. Your piss is not sterile. You can consume both your own piss and shit, neither are good for you but you won't die. As long as it stays in your gi tract it's not going to instantly kill you when that's literally where it came from in the first place, the main danger is getting it in your eyes or bloodstream. Also idk if you know this but I don't eat with my cock?

All sex is gross. Sex with men is grosser, yes, that does not mean that sex with women is magic and clean like a porno. Sex outside of a porn studio is disgusting, that is quite literally the entire reason why men's brains shut down the part that says 'this is disgusting' when they're horny, that's one of the main reason men have so many gross fetishes, because when you're horny it is no longer gross. 'monogamous vaginal sex' still means that there are going to be two incredibly sweaty people leaking all sorts of sexual fluids, very much not hygienic or clean.

i have another homo question do your asses really fall out after enough anal or are people making that up

Most of the people saying that shit are diaper fetishists larping. Unless you mean prolapsing in which case yea you can do that to any asshole.

Getting fucked and cumming from prostate stimulation is a pleasure no straight man will ever understand and that is truly a crime against humanity.

Christ you are going to shit bricks semen when you learn about pegging.

The general forum audience's knowledge on kink topics is dire

Fucking thank you, finally someone with a brain. The amount of posts in the justinrpg or the pamperchu threads that are literally just 'wow this is so crazy how can someone be into this' when it's like yea no fucking shit the entire definition of a fetish is that it's something you do not understand unless you have it. It's just fucking annoying thread shitting especially when pamps is a fucking paedophilic zoosadist and people are more worried about him wanking in a diaper. It'd be like if all the threads joking about ceiling birds were filled with niggers saying they don't understand, like yea, we fucking know, that's the point. I'd consider writing something like that but idk what would it even be?

Then you’d be able to make fun of me anytime you want.

not my years of 4chan retardium.

>4chan faggot
>thinks we need a 'reason' to take the piss out of people
????????

without it impacting your reputation

That'd be like one of those 600lbs people ordering 12 bugers instead of 13.