DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Adamska]

Is he serious? Is that what CT schools teach about history? Or is he just that stupid?

He needed to use a map for the geography classes in Bully, still fucked up more than once with it and stream chat, and tried to use proper nouns and nonwords for English. He at best may have been the smartest student in his special ed class, but valedictorian my ass.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Wait so you're taking one out of context line Leanna said, as what was more than likely one of her awful attempts at joking as usual, to mean that her and DSP never had sex? Come on now, they lived together for years. I'm not saying they had like an incredible sex life or anything but I think it's a bit of a stretch to think they never had sex. Leanna said a lot of dumb shit

I really don't want the mental image of Phil fucking anyone in my mind but I think it's reasonable to believe that their sex life slowed down considerably in the last year or two. All things considered.

 

[Xenomorph]

Well I for one don't care whether or not Phil and Leanna fucked only reason Tevin cared so much is because he was thirsty as fuck for her.. Why would anyone here want to know how often they fucked anyhow?

 

[PL 879]

Wait so you're taking one out of context line Leanna said, as what was more than likely one of her awful attempts at joking as usual, to mean that her and DSP never had sex? Come on now, they lived together for years. I'm not saying they had like an incredible sex life or anything but I think it's a bit of a stretch to think they never had sex. Leanna said a lot of dumb shit

I really don't want the mental image of Phil fucking anyone in my mind but I think it's reasonable to believe that their sex life slowed down considerably in the last year or two. All things considered.

Over the last two years they both gained weight, cardiovascular conditioning got progressively worse, he would feel such a desperate need for release that it would occur before a pre-stream, and Phil would just be getting to bed when Leanna would soon be waking up for work.
The presumption that their sex life grinded to a halt is definitely more than a reasonable one.

 

[Xenomorph]

New DSP Tries it

 

[PL 879]

New DSP Tries it

"The Burger King here is FAR AWAY!!"
Really Phil...that's far? It's a 5 minute drive.

 

[Keystone]

"The Burger King here is FAR AWAY!!"
Really Phil...that's far? It's a 5 minute drive.

I guess everything is "FAR AWAY" when you don't leave your house, let alone your play room serious adult office.

fftopic:Burger King's plain chicken sandwiches are to die forfftopic:

 

[PL 879]

I guess everything is "FAR AWAY" when you don't leave your house, let alone your play room serious adult office.

fftopic:Burger King's plain chicken sandwiches are to die forfftopic:

On top of complaining that there is only one tomato, or that it wasn't a big enough tomato, after stating himself that the crop of tomatoes hasn't been good and that caused the cost to go up...therefore food establishments have cut back the portions.
The choices are either having one tomato or the price of the sandwich goes up with two tomatoes.
Business degree.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Dsp Patreon goal for June was $1,025 right? Now Phil has upped his Patreon goal to $1,125. His Patreon shows $1,151 after processing for June. Phil said they were only $30 over June's goal. Is Phil telling his patrons they are only over $30 by basing it on the new $1,125 goal he just set for July or did I just miss him quietly changing the goal in June?

Oh damn just looked at his Patreon to verify and he is now down to $1,138. His Twitch money for June was down to "only" $1,800 but that is $500 less then May according to EddyB43 on Twitter. Only has 175 subs which is about the same number as patrons. Dsp has 200-400 people willing to give him money which is both not many and an insane amount at the same time depending on how you think.

Would you bet your lively hood on 400 strangers who give you whatever amount of money they want, when they feel like it, and could stop at any time for any reason?

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Dsp Patreon goal for June was $1,025 right? Now Phil has upped his Patreon goal to $1,125. His Patreon shows $1,151 after processing for June. Phil said they were only $30 over June's goal. Is Phil telling his patrons they are only over $30 by basing it on the new $1,125 goal he just set for July or did I just miss him quietly changing the goal in June?

Oh damn just looked at his Patreon to verify and he is now down to $1,138. His Twitch money for June was down to "only" $1,800 but that is $500 less then May according to EddyB43 on Twitter. Only has 175 subs which is about the same number as patrons. Dsp has 200-400 people willing to give him money which is both not many and an insane amount at the same time depending on how you think.

Would you bet your lively hood on 400 strangers who give you whatever amount of money they want, when they feel like it, and could stop at any time for any reason?

Well, we do know at least 3 of these are BSV, KG and Sammy, and we do know that unless they themselves go broke or die, they'll likely keep tossing away their money to DSP like the exceptional people they are.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

New DSP Tries it

i love how it's a new video for a "new" item that burger king has had out for over a month already.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

i love how it's a new video for a "new" item that burger king has had out for over a month already.

He probably had to thoroughly test it before giving us his insightful thoughts.

 

[SwattedKat]

Nothing like the sound of DSP chewing its cud.

 

[Picaninnyfreeze]

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even streams
Then the money leaves
Unexpectedly

Just a little cheer
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Donationed Dsp

Ever just as lame
Never a surprise
Ever as a whore,
And ever just as sure
Donations if you please

Tale as old as time,
Man as old as song,
Bitter-sweet and strange
Finding you cant change
Learning you were wrong, no

Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Bits are short this time!
Song as old as ryme
Bits please dsp

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Your bits belong to me
Burnell and
Burnell and BSV

 

[Freshtodeath]

SO DSP tries it some shitty chicken sandwich. Meanwhile Burger King has a lucky charms milkshake he could have done instead. It is so awkward how he's by himself in the videos now when Leanna used to film.

 

[Xenomorph]

Spoiler: DSP Tries It: Medicare

I love how he talks about his trip to Burger King like he walked there. "I had to go down this huge hill and cross this busy intersection".. you're in a car whats the problem?

I forgot how much he smacks his lips while he eats to "taste" things. ugh

 

[Karen Riley]

Over the last two years they both gained weight, cardiovascular conditioning got progressively worse, he would feel such a desperate need for release that it would occur before a pre-stream, and Phil would just be getting to bed when Leanna would soon be waking up for work.
The presumption that their sex life grinded to a halt is definitely more than a reasonable one.

It certainly is but the person I was quoting to was implying they believed DSP never had any sex. That's a massive stretch on the level of the 'Chris Chan never paid a hooker and is still a virgin' argument that's thrown around by people who can't believe someone they don't like could possibly ever get laid just because they can't.

 

[JustStopDude]

DSP Tries It is just a justification for him to shove garbage down his face yes?

It is American fast food. It tastes like shit and it is insanely unhealthy. How is this possibly noteworthy as a video blogging Series.

What would be good is if Phil tried to become a full time food critic. Imagine him loudly describing every thing with a camera in a fancy restaurant.

 

[JackDavis]

It is American fast food. It tastes like shit and it is insanely unhealthy. How is this possibly noteworthy as a video blogging Series.

Unfortunately, Americans eating fast food in their cars is really popular on YouTube.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Unfortunately, Americans eating fast food in their cars is really popular on YouTube.

Yeah it is weird a lot of Youtubers do a thing like this even if it does not fit their channel theme. Phil's videos as always are the grossest poorly done versions of this type of video. He has a tripod set it up because I think people would rather see his ugly face then hear that gross squish when he bites into a sandwich.