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He actually retweeted this lol
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I can't wait for Ralph to catch domestic violence charges in Chicago. It's just a matter of time, whether Scarlett has instant regret or regret in a week or two.

Also the fallout from the superAIDS and whatever else they both give each other.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I can't wait for Ralph to catch domestic violence charges in Chicago. It's just a matter of time, whether Scarlett has instant regret or regret in a week or two.

Also the fallout from the superAIDS and whatever else they both give each other.
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he is mean muggin hard in that pic, and that is a clear sign of him being drunk.

you can see him turn into a monster during the guadalajara trip. by the 5th mezcal shot his face transformed from being happy to just being angry.

booze just brings out the demon in him.
 
A little power level, but I used to live in Chicago back in the day. It's the most beautiful city on the planet and credit should be given to men long dead and not the faggot retards that live there today. There is a semi-secret series of tunnels under the city called the pedway, an unfortunate name given today's retarded times. It's a way to traverse the city quickly without having to walk on a grid while waiting for traffic lights, but it's also a hobo's paradise! A man can go and find a warm tunnel to sleep in and also beg for money from people going to work in those big fancy buildings.

Ralph... find the tunnels... you could be the king of the pedway...
 
Mr. Manchester said:
A little power level, but I used to live in Chicago back in the day. It's the most beautiful city on the planet and credit should be given to men long dead and not the faggot retards that live there today. There is a semi-secret series of tunnels under the city called the pedway, an unfortunate name given today's retarded times. It's a way to traverse the city quickly without having to walk on a grid while waiting for traffic lights, but it's also a hobo's paradise! A man can go and find a warm tunnel to sleep in and also beg for money from people going to work in those big fancy buildings.

Ralph... find the tunnels... you could be the king of the pedway...
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yeah im not gonna salute a city that built an entire tunnel system for Flamenco
 
Mr. Manchester said:
A little power level, but I used to live in Chicago back in the day. It's the most beautiful city on the planet and credit should be given to men long dead and not the faggot retards that live there today. There is a semi-secret series of tunnels under the city called the pedway, an unfortunate name given today's retarded times. It's a way to traverse the city quickly without having to walk on a grid while waiting for traffic lights, but it's also a hobo's paradise! A man can go and find a warm tunnel to sleep in and also beg for money from people going to work in those big fancy buildings.

Ralph... find the tunnels... you could be the king of the pedway...
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Cool story. What's next, you going to drop some fag lore about why it's really called the Windy City?
 
OK. I have to assume that the D-list crack-porn-star is doing this in order to attract more customers to her only fans and porn work.

It also probably doesn't hurt that Ethan is into drugs and never judges a crack-whore who might suck his dick.

She can't be doing this for the money, because Ethan has no money. I don't know. Maybe she is exceptionally cracked out and thinks she just scored a big whale.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
OK. I have to assume that the D-list crack-porn-star is doing this in order to attract more customers to her only fans and porn work.

It also probably doesn't hurt that Ethan is into drugs and never judges a crack-whore who might suck his dick.
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She weirdly doesn't seem to have much for an online presence, except for coming on all these F-tier YouTube shows. She won't be paid residuals for her existing porn work, and she seems to be black-listed from the industry. She doesn't have a cam page. She has an escort page... Up in Wisconsin.

One angle I've posited is she's using Ralph as her gaytor- gets her set up on accounts, hardware, etc. to stream and pivot to thirsty retards.
 
So according to Ralph:
He's reliant on a foid to finance his trip.
Said foid actually expects him to honour debts.

Extremely fucking funny if true. :story:
 
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