Products to fancy up your vagina - because it's not good enough on its own

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Postal Dude said:
They're basically wigs for your vagina. Anyone have any idea why people want these?
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So there's been an issue with historically accurate filmmaking and vaginas in the past 20 years or so. Since Brazilians and full Monty waxes have been going on for a while, most actresses have long since waxed or lasered their pubes into not growing much. So, for R rated period films where there's like a 2 second glimpse of a naked lady, they need at add a merkin over her lady bits to simulate when we were savages with pelts. Kate Winslet described this process while doing presses for The Reader; apparently her vag is bald now so she got fake pubes for historical accuracy.

I doubt it was lepord print, though.
 
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Sonicsis said:
I remember reading an article saying putting glitter up your vagoo causes irritation and yeast infections.
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Considering that some people are sensitive to glitter body gel I can't imagine how bad a reaction to glitter for you vagoo would be. What if you had a really bad reaction and had to go to the hospital? Imagine having to explain to the doctor that you crammed glitter up your baby chute?

If the glitter gets into your urethra it's going to be very unpleasant.:surprised:
 
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Dysnomia said:
Considering that some people are sensitive to glitter body gel I can't imagine how bad a reaction to glitter for you vagoo would be. What if you had a really bad reaction and had to go to the hospital? Imagine having to explain to the doctor that you crammed glitter up your baby chute?

If the glitter gets into your urethra it's going to be very unpleasant.:surprised:
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It would take the strength of a thousand men for that doctor to not call you an idiot for shoving glitter up your pussy.
 
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Dysnomia said:
Considering that some people are sensitive to glitter body gel I can't imagine how bad a reaction to glitter for you vagoo would be. What if you had a really bad reaction and had to go to the hospital? Imagine having to explain to the doctor that you crammed glitter up your baby chute?
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They've probably seen so much fucked up stuff stuck up dudes' asses that I doubt anything in a twat would really shock them.
 
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Sleep said:
I decided to make this thread after stumbling across the product Passion Dust:

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It's a capsule that ladies are expected to put in their vags to turn that plain old vag in a candy-flavoured glitter-filled fun-box:

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While the website assures potential customers that this product is about as safe as anything you might cram up there, naturally I have some doubts. Then again, anytime climbing in to bed with @DNJACK and/or @Dynastia is risking potential injury so there's that.


What other concerning vagina fancying methods are out there?
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What fresh hell is this? That's not real, is it?

"We use cosmetic grade glitters and gem powders made of special non-toxic material, even if ingested in small quantities"

If it is real, why not edible glitter? Cosmetic grade glitter can still be pretty irritating on sensitive areas, and is the long lasting shimmer really going to do anything other than make a sexual partner lacking a glitter fetish run a mile? You do not want glitter falling from your knickers every day for the next year.

Outside of fantasy porn, when does anyone need a pretty little pill to make your vagina magically delicious? A vagina that tastes disgusting is going to taste disgusting with or without candy glitter stuffed up there.

Edit: went onto the Instagram, they sell more glitter tampons than I could have ever imagined.
 
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Vajazzling is kind of stupid, but a "Whatever, you do you", but sticking glitter and sugar up there? No. People who like Vagina generally don't really care how it looks, they're just glad to be getting some. Glitter and purple pubes are more likely to scare them off than your natural Vag, not to mention the Yeast Beast that would no doubt be developing.
 
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multiverse said:
So there's been an issue with historically accurate filmmaking and vaginas in the past 20 years or so. Since Brazilians and full Monty waxes have been going on for a while, most actresses have long since waxed or lasered their pubes into not growing much. So, for R rated period films where there's like a 2 second glimpse of a naked lady, they need at add a merkin over her lady bits to simulate when we were savages with pelts. Kate Winslet described this process while doing presses for The Reader; apparently her vag is bald now so she got fake pubes for historical accuracy.

I doubt it was lepord print, though.
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Supposedly Sharon Stone wore a merkin during the leg crossing scene in Basic Instinct. She didn't want to show the real thing.
 
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