MarineN*423543
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His cis white parents must be proud....
Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
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LOOPS
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Watch the trailer. There's a part where Jack Black looks in the reflection and screams "NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man!"
Every time Dobson looks in the mirror.
Every time Dobson looks in the mirror.
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I feel that's unfair overweight middle aged men can be productive members of society. Dobson would be a loser if he was a 20's petit lesbian.
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Seems to be that Dobson is still trying to make amends for his "calm thy tits" tweet at Zelda Williams.
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Guy, you cried that your jewish girlfriend invited you to selebrate with her relatives and it was not christmasy enough.
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Slobson said:
I do this in practice. Just because 80% of the people in America celebrate Christmas, and just because Christmas related propaganda appear all over during this time of the year, doesn’t mean that you should be going around saying “Merry Christmas” to strangers. You never know who you might offend. I’m not Jewish or religious, and while I DO celebrate Christmas (in a non-religious way), I try to remind people that not EVERYONE celebrates it and that you should really be saying “Seasons Greetings” (or “Happy Holidays”). You get bonus points if the person apologizes.
Bonus points. Because apparently being an insufferable cunt is a game to him.
How many points do you get if someone knocks your teeth down your throat?
I do this in practice. Just because 80% of the people in America celebrate Christmas, and just because Christmas related propaganda appear all over during this time of the year, doesn’t mean that you should be going around saying “Merry Christmas” to strangers. You never know who you might offend. I’m not Jewish or religious, and while I DO celebrate Christmas (in a non-religious way), I try to remind people that not EVERYONE celebrates it and that you should really be saying “Seasons Greetings” (or “Happy Holidays”). You get bonus points if the person apologizes.
Bonus points. Because apparently being an insufferable cunt is a game to him.
How many points do you get if someone knocks your teeth down your throat?
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I probably already asked that a while back, but why are people in the US are making such a fuzz about that? If I celebrate Christmas, I wish a Happy Christmas, it I celebrate Hanukkah I wish a Happy Hanukkah, if I celebrate something else, I wish a Happy something.
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Im willing to bet dollars to donuts that Slobson has never done this to anyone. He's too afraid of conflict.
Because here in the states we always have to be "all-inclusive" and if you exclude anyone you're turbo-Hitler.
The "War on Christmas" is typically in the lower end of this and we're reaching the inevitable point where people are getting more upset about "Merry Christmas" than people are about "Happy Holidays."
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Funnily, 'forcing' everyone to say "Happy Holidays" is not being inclusive, it's Gleichschaltung.
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Hoo boy...
It's a whole thread that gets dumber as it goes.
It's a whole thread that gets dumber as it goes.
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Anyone who says "Happy Holidays" to you literally just nailed Jesus to a cross right in front of you, and then nailed you to a cross and raped you.
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Well, the movie trailer does look like shit, but it has The Rock and Jack Black in it, so it might be fun to watch with friends while drinking a cold beer or two.
Oh... wait...
You know what, you're on to something.
Dobson's notorious fallout with his gf was in 2006, the comic was made in 2008.
Seems to me he did this to overcompensate his fuckup 2 years earlier.
So, how well would a "Heil Holidays" work?
[Edit]
Looked through an old blog of Dobson, wanted to share:
I thought it would be fun to post some facts about Christmas on Christmas Day. Originally I thought it would be simple things like the origin of the tree and santa and stuff. But the more I read about some of the origins, the more compelling it was. Christmas is infinitely more bizarre than even I could imagine.
Now, some of this might be a bit mean sounding. It’s based on facts, and I tried my best to translate the facts without indulging in social commentary too much. I found them from a variety of sources online, but mostly from a Jewish website. Remember, I’m not hating on Christmas (Read the end of my journal for proof on that). So without further ado, here are some fun Christmas facts that might surprise you:
*****Saturnalia*****
Between December 17th to the 25th, Roman courts would be closed and a law which stated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during this week long period gave rise to the holiday Saturnalia.
Much like the “Feast of Fools” in the Hunchback of Notredam, the Roman authorities began the celebration by choosing an “enemy of the Roman people” and nicknaming them the “Lord of Misrule.” Each community selected a victim and encouraged the person to indulge in food and pleasures during the week. At the end of the week (December 25th) the Roman Authorities came back and would brutally murder this man/woman as a sacrifice. The idea being that they were destroying the forces of darkness and evil.
Other fun customs of Saturnalia included going from house to house singing naked. Frequent accounts of Rape and deplorable sexual activity. And consuming human-shaped biscuits (a symbol of the sacrifice to come).
*****Christianity Takes Over*****
Around the 4th century CE, Christian leaders imported the Saturnalia festival in an effort to convert the large pagan masses. They promised the pagans that if they converted to Christianity, they could continue to celebrate Saturnalia. However, there was nothing intrinsically “Christian” about Saturnalia. So to remedy this, they named the concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’s birthday. This was met with mixed success as it did indeed convert the Pagan masses to Christianity, however the holidays continued to be celebrated with excess drinking, sexual indulgence, and singing naked in the streets for years to come.
*****Warped Customs*****
Many of the pagan customs were adopted by the Christians. Singing in the streets turned into Caroling. The Pagan worshiping of trees turned into Christmas Tree decorating. The human shaped sacrificial effigies consumed during the holiday turned into gingerbread men.
Even the use of Mistletoe comes from Druid mythology: The god Balder was killed by a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting over the female Nanna. The druids use to poison their human sacrifices with Mistletoe. The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual indulgence of Saturnalia.
One of the most depraved customs of Saturnalia was intentionally revived by the Church in 1466. Pope Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race naked through the streets of the city. An eyewitness reported, “Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for spectators. They ran… amid Rome’s taunting shrieks and peals of laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony and laughed heartily.”
Also the most common “Lord of Misrule” sacrifice tended to be Jews. And after the conversion of the pagan holiday into a Christian one, Jews continued to be the brunt of many festive activities (like the run mention above). So remember that December 25 was a day on which Jews were prominently shamed, tortured, and murdered.
(I’m sorry that last line sounds very lecture like, but I can’t express it any other way. It’s sick and it’s sad, but it’s true and I wish it wasn’t)
*****Christ’s Birth date*****
Christ was not born on the 25th. There have been many attempts to solidify his actual birth date, but with little success. Some have placed it around March, others around September. The 25th was chosen, as mentioned above, as part of the Saturnalia conversion and also to correspond with the winter solstice.
Now, some of this might be a bit mean sounding. It’s based on facts, and I tried my best to translate the facts without indulging in social commentary too much. I found them from a variety of sources online, but mostly from a Jewish website. Remember, I’m not hating on Christmas (Read the end of my journal for proof on that). So without further ado, here are some fun Christmas facts that might surprise you:
*****Saturnalia*****
Between December 17th to the 25th, Roman courts would be closed and a law which stated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during this week long period gave rise to the holiday Saturnalia.
Much like the “Feast of Fools” in the Hunchback of Notredam, the Roman authorities began the celebration by choosing an “enemy of the Roman people” and nicknaming them the “Lord of Misrule.” Each community selected a victim and encouraged the person to indulge in food and pleasures during the week. At the end of the week (December 25th) the Roman Authorities came back and would brutally murder this man/woman as a sacrifice. The idea being that they were destroying the forces of darkness and evil.
Other fun customs of Saturnalia included going from house to house singing naked. Frequent accounts of Rape and deplorable sexual activity. And consuming human-shaped biscuits (a symbol of the sacrifice to come).
*****Christianity Takes Over*****
Around the 4th century CE, Christian leaders imported the Saturnalia festival in an effort to convert the large pagan masses. They promised the pagans that if they converted to Christianity, they could continue to celebrate Saturnalia. However, there was nothing intrinsically “Christian” about Saturnalia. So to remedy this, they named the concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’s birthday. This was met with mixed success as it did indeed convert the Pagan masses to Christianity, however the holidays continued to be celebrated with excess drinking, sexual indulgence, and singing naked in the streets for years to come.
*****Warped Customs*****
Many of the pagan customs were adopted by the Christians. Singing in the streets turned into Caroling. The Pagan worshiping of trees turned into Christmas Tree decorating. The human shaped sacrificial effigies consumed during the holiday turned into gingerbread men.
Even the use of Mistletoe comes from Druid mythology: The god Balder was killed by a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting over the female Nanna. The druids use to poison their human sacrifices with Mistletoe. The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual indulgence of Saturnalia.
One of the most depraved customs of Saturnalia was intentionally revived by the Church in 1466. Pope Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race naked through the streets of the city. An eyewitness reported, “Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for spectators. They ran… amid Rome’s taunting shrieks and peals of laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony and laughed heartily.”
Also the most common “Lord of Misrule” sacrifice tended to be Jews. And after the conversion of the pagan holiday into a Christian one, Jews continued to be the brunt of many festive activities (like the run mention above). So remember that December 25 was a day on which Jews were prominently shamed, tortured, and murdered.
(I’m sorry that last line sounds very lecture like, but I can’t express it any other way. It’s sick and it’s sad, but it’s true and I wish it wasn’t)
*****Christ’s Birth date*****
Christ was not born on the 25th. There have been many attempts to solidify his actual birth date, but with little success. Some have placed it around March, others around September. The 25th was chosen, as mentioned above, as part of the Saturnalia conversion and also to correspond with the winter solstice.
Dobson taking a nap... insert your own joke about Dobson being a lazy bum here.Dobby said:
Either way, it's hilarious how he argues how problematic "Merry Christmas" is, however he still ends his wall of text with it.
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UglyOldJafar
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now I get why jews may be offended...
about a shit that went on what, 1800 years ago?
As far as I am concerned when you are a jewish person who gets offended about christmas, you should spend next Hannukah in Auschwitz for a week so you actually have something to be offended about.
and dear lord, Dobson has a pretty boring christmas. and that comes from someone who spends christmas alone after family dinner.
about a shit that went on what, 1800 years ago?
As far as I am concerned when you are a jewish person who gets offended about christmas, you should spend next Hannukah in Auschwitz for a week so you actually have something to be offended about.
and dear lord, Dobson has a pretty boring christmas. and that comes from someone who spends christmas alone after family dinner.
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Name a single actual Jewish person who ever got offended at being told "Merry Christmas."
Because I can name a whole shit-ton of people who freak the fuck out when someone says "Happy Holidays." Including sex offender Bill O'Reilly, who had an annual event just to shit his pants in rage at the very idea of anyone saying "Happy Holidays."
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More Minecraft, as this is all he does all day now.
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We've reached peak :autism:
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"I'm finished. Dobville is open to all!"
*Young, brave, lesbian Kiwi builds a Giraffe out of TNT, blows up Dobvile and later builds a Carnivale Mask statue.*
*Flopson makes comic calling the Farms "literal terrorists."*
I want that to happen so badly.