🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Hey, apologies for not being all that active lately. There's been a shit ton fo interesting info to post, but looking at Ellen's posts this much gave me a pinkeye. I am treating it well and should recover within a week. I intended to make this post as this happened, but I was literally too blind to write it.
This delay, however, also allows me to point out a second, related case of Ellen manufacturing reactions. I hooe you'll enjoy.

So, Ellen made a post rrcently, called "Let's not" on r/comics, and which she later reposted on her userpage, whicu included this comic, which you already saw.
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I, however, cannot link to it nor the replies in any fashion, due to reasons which will become clear soon. Screenshots will, therefore, bave to suffice, as they are still accessible via her userpage.

Let's go through them one by one, shall we?

First, the "big reply", as I call it, a remark she includes in a separate post which has some witty commentary about it.
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An unfunny joke, in this instance, though Ellen has most definitely went to jail for drug possession before.
You may also notice something else about this post, especially if I do a bit of translation.
"u/usunięto" stands for "u/removed".
"[usunięto]"stands for "[removed]".

Moving on, then. Spoilering this due to a whole lot of nothing.
Sure you are, Ellen.
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Ellen, please, stop. No one is impressed by your persecution fetish.
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Sure.
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Suuuuuure...
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The irony.
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"NO, NO, NO, WDYM?! I DON'T CONDEMN SOMEONE SAYING THEY OUGHT TO SHOOT THIS GUY WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED AGAIN? THE COMIC TOTALLY DIDN'T ALLUDE TO THAT, AND I TOTALLY HADN'T MADE AN ALLADIN COMIC WISHING DEATH UPON THIS UNSPECIFIED INDIVIDUAL!"
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Good question, why is this so funny?
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More persecution fetish.
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Ellen is on a hitlist, apparently.
I think she confused the lists.
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?
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There were, furthermore, two comments on her user page.
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However, following the replies leads you to this screen, which means the post was deleted.
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She, then, replied to a concerned fan of hers about the takedown of these posts on her previous post, claiming the post wasn't removed, but deleted.
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She, thus, made a longer post to explain the situstion.
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I originally wanted to post some more replies to this...but that'd be a bit irrelevant, especially as all of them are still available, and I waited a week to finish this already.

See, Ellen gas written about this drama on her Threads and Bluesky too...but with a twist.
Threads.
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Bluesky.
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...Ellen implies that the comics were removed and not deleted.

So...which ine is it?

...neither.

What do I mean by this?

It's all explained by this comment chain...
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...as well as the fact that the OG r/comics posts states it has been removed.

Ellen wants people to believe that she is being silenced by social medias, to remain a perpetual victim. Therefore, when she was called out on Threads about being a pussy, she had to assert the fsct that she's being harassed by the social media admins.

Thus, she hatched a plan.

She made a comic that was seemingly offensive enough that it would be believable for it to be removed. She asked the r/comics mod staff, or, specifically, u/merari01, her pet, to remove her post after a few hours have passed. She then damage controlled on Reddit, claiming the attacks came from other Redditors, which the other mods cheered her up onz and off site, she outright claimed Reddit admins were censoring her.

It wasn't ever about the comic being offensive or not. She simply orchestrated the whole drama to appear a victim of the internet censorship she herself is responsuble for.


Besides, if it was offensive, surely this comic she made right afterwards would get deleted too?
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And a bit of an addenum. A few things happened since I last posted, including Ellen beginning to repost her Patreon exclusive content (notsbly, the cat comic) onto other sites, though this is a bit more relevant here, and an example og Ellen's doublethink.


You probably remember the piracy comicEllen posted a few weeks ago.
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One would think, on first glance, that this would be an example of Ellen's hypocricy.
In actuality...it is much more than that, for Ellen has acrually made this comic to promote her pirate pornshoot.
(patreon 1) (patreon 2) (patreon 3) (patreon 4) (onlyfans)
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Of course, as Ellen has, so kindly, given us permission to pirate her works, the boyos over at SimpCity have done just that, and I am spreading it forward like a one eyed pirate I am.
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This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
...I checked the prices of the outfit but I do not wanna bother prolonging this post any more, it comes up to around $50, with panties themselves being $15.
Jeff bought all of those, apparently.
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But...yeah...Ellen used an anti piracy comic to promote her paid oirate photoshoot which she will be eztremely pissed at you for pirating it...
Why?
Doublethink.

From unrelated news, once I'm back in full health, the next parts of the psycho analysis will come out quickly. I have parts 9 and 12 all laid out, only waiting 'till I can use a computer normally (on my phone rn). Parts 10 and 11, I have my co researcher working on, as they are a lot more knowledgable on the subject, edited and uploaded by me. Csn't wait 'till I can work on them!
 

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Not sure if this has been posted before. Came across this in the wild on Facebook.
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At first I was to ignore it.
But yup, there's a massive crossover going on on r/comics again and Ellen is so pissed the attention's about Elk that she didn't even participate in it.
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Hell, Elk doesn't even believe she should be featured in it so much since it leaves smaller creators away from the spotlight!
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This is despite the fact that Elk is quite literally broke and cannot afford healthcare.
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We do not deserve her.
 
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Quick update, Ellen actually responds to actual criticism for the first time in ages.
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...what? I never said she did so well.

Update: I am halfway done with the next part of psycho analysis. All I'm waiting for is the "final" part of Mombie.
Since the two halves of my post are very connected, I hope the final part of Mombie does not introduce much new BS I'd need to cover.
She was lazy enough to make a 4 panel comic out of it
https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1rq0rug/current_events/ 23,920 points (87% upvoted)
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Uh oh, people didn’t like Ellen ignoring the other wars currently going on
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