💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer


Note that this stream is marked as 3 years old on YT. He's definitely fatter, his skin is more sickly, and his eyes are more fucked up than what these pictures show.
He looks gay AF.

https://x.com/thequartering/status/2031135717477208098?s=46

HE’S SEETHING ABOUT MEL.

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Also while we are on the subject your wife is mid it just blows people's minds that she A: exists B: isn't 500 lbs like you C: is retarded enough to not divorce you.
Let's address point C here...

Remember that Gina Carano "Fantasy"..... that was probably a retelling of how he met his wife.

He was sat there pining after her, crying into his legos and happy meals whilst she was getting pumped and dumped like a crypto shitcoin by every Tyrone, Jamal and Deontay in the college / high school sports teams.
After they were done, the only person thinking she was still worth a sniff was Hambo.

She's still around cos she can go out and get skyroned and Hambo will put up with it.... until recently. He probably thought his internet fame would hook him up with other women while his wife is away, but the reality is he would get turned down in a brothel
 
Implication being that the online world revolves around him
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  • Married 20 years
    • Famously tried to cheat on his wife with Melonie in his own extended universe
    • Wife in all likelihood has free reign to sleep with who she pleases
  • Accusations against his inappropriate behavior are "LITERALLY nothing"
    • Still thinks the gaslight will work
    • We saw what we saw, Jer
  • Says calling everyone else an incel
    • Implies it anyway
    • Is he ever going to admit he embodies stereotypical libtard behavior in every way?

It's over, Jer. How much can you embarrass yourself?
 
If this wasn't the case and wasn't true, why would you just not ignore it? Not Jeremy though. He just HAS to tell us how married he is and how platonic it all is with Mrs Junkers
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Link for when he regrets it tomorrow -
Archive because fuck you Mr Tweet Deletes - https://archive.ph/1zACM
Edit: Ninja'd by @quarter_grifter
Edit edit: Just how much has he been drinking tonight for this doozy to get dropped from orbit? Not the best look ever, by Jer, the respecter of the wahmens
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Source - https://x.com/TheQuartering/status/2031196648567710049
Archive - https://archive.ph/lMc3q
 
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I honestly can't even tell what kind of point he thinks he's making here, arguing with OnlyFans models over his simping.

Especially since he thought it was so profound that he had to make it a reply, and then a whole post on it's own.

I don't think he's even drunk. He's just mad and retarded.
 
Remember that Gina Carano "Fantasy"..... that was probably a retelling of how he met his wife.
Possibly, but I think it's worth considering that his Gina fantasy ultimately points back to the same source as his 'forced creampie' fetish. I suspect it comes from his wife being so thoroughly sexually unattracted to him, he has begun to fantasize about an aggressive, domineering woman to provide that which he lacks - female interest.

The once-a-month-at-best he gets his wife on all fours (because let's be real, there's 0 chance she survives with him on top, and some sort of cowgirl-esque position requires her to put in the work which no woman would do for Jer because that involves having to see his physical form in a sexual context [not even prostitutes, see boogie for example]) and it isn't enough for him. He is so obviously starved for actual female sexual interest, because his wife is not providing it for him, whether she's actually out fucking around or not.

I don't think her infidelity even needs to be true to show that he is a pathetic loser, even though I personally believe it to be (though almost certainly not to the extent that we all like to joke about). And this is probably a best-case scenario for him, lmao.

Women don't enjoy having sexual relations with 400lb tubs of sweaty, stinky, shitstained lard, Jer. Not even when you pay them 10x market rate.
 
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Simp level 9000 for Mrs Junkers
Oh. And admits the things that the Casino says about him are true. We know Jeremy, we know
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Link before he sobers up tomorrow and deletes it
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If this wasn't the case and wasn't true, why would you just not ignore it? Not Jeremy though. He just HAS to tell us how married he is and how platonic it all is with Mrs Junkers
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Link for when he regrets it tomorrow -
Archive because fuck you Mr Tweet Deletes - https://archive.ph/1zACM
Edit: Ninja'd by @quarter_grifter
She got caught being a woke feminist not once but twice, Jer. She actually supports the things you're supposed to be against (gays, censorship). She was trying to be cool with Short Fat Otaku, a leftist commie even breadtubers and trannies hate. She's a grifter who tricked the antisjw scene for years. You got caught being a creepy pervert and a scumbag a bunch of times, Jer. Just take your Ls for once in your life.

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I honestly can't even tell what kind of point he thinks he's making here, arguing with OnlyFans models over his simping.

Especially since he thought it was so profound that he had to make it a reply, and then a whole post on it's own.

I don't think he's even drunk. He's just mad and retarded.
"I give it away for free" is not the own you think it is., Jeremy.
 
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Note that this stream is marked as 3 years old on YT. He's definitely fatter, his skin is more sickly, and his eyes are more fucked up than what these pictures show.
I was looking for a picture of him clean-shaven, but thanks, still. I guess he looks healthier in this photo.

Styx used to work for Jeremy, but there is another connection between them. Their simping. Jeremy overpays for women to be on his shows and Tarl wanted to pay the rent for Sam, even though they weren't dating.
 
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Styx used to work for Jeremy, but there is another connection between them. Their simping. Jeremy overpays for women to be on his shows and Tarl wanted to pay the rent for Sam, even though they weren't dating.
Tardl has at least made physical contact with a woman in the last 10 years, even if she was punching him in the face.
 
Those texts came from another groyper streamer. He literally created those fake texts on a stream which I saw with my own eyes while admitting he was creating the fake texts just to fuck with Quartering. I forget if I dropped a link to that stream in this thread but needless to say those texts are 100% confirmed very fake if that wasn't obvious enough just from looking at them.
The unfortunate thing about more people treating Hambly as a lolcow is that we are going to see more examples of unfunny faggots making shit up to fuck with him that will just allow Jeremy to deflect whenever called out. Never go full a-log.

edit: also lol at r/thequarteringgisanazi
he could never hope to be that based
I’m aware that according to @returnofthemacandcheese that sub is apparently a decent source of information on Hambly’s lore despite its obvious leftist leaning, but they picked one of the shittiest names imaginable. The Quartering is not a Nazi (he’s too milquetoast and scared of being banned for that) and the name just gives any reasonable bystander the impression that this is just a bad faith hate sub full of leftist pissbabies (which is probably partially true tbh) which helps Jeremy sell the narrative that the people PUTTING HIS CHANNEL UNDER ATTACK are just jobless Redditor lumpenproles.
 
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The Quartering is not a Nazi (he’s too milquetoast and scared of being banned for that) and the name just gives any reasonable bystander the impression that this is just a bad faith hate sub full of leftist pissbabies (which is probably partially true tbh) which helps Jeremy sell the narrative that the people PUTTING HIS CHANNEL UNDER ATTACK are just jobless Redditor lumpenproles.
If only the leftist pissbabies would listen to the actual nazis from kiwi farms, who are... trying to help them put more of a spotlight on Jer's online behavior. Man, politics is so fucking stupid, lmao. I guess that explains why even a functionally retarded, illiterate drug addict still has the capability to scam those people.
 
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