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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Don't forget that all this time Jet was supposed to be looking for some sort of studio or a properly zoned house to use so we wouldn't get cucked mid season again, but now we're just getting 'maybe they wont notice lol' again. I really want it to be good but the galaxy gas brain is really setting in on nepstein
 
Noble Redditor said:
So the first guy in the video looks like Jet Neptune from Sam Hyde Fishtank. The other the guy in the video might be Vans from season 1. Vans was notable because he was the one who said "yeah" during the season LMAO! This season is going to be good so make sure you buy a subscription and send TTS.
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Yeah
 
Is Bam Margera actually funny or entertaining in and of himself? Especially nowadays. People watched Jackass because they did dumb, wacky stuff like getting shot with tasers. If Bam is not going to be getting shot with a taser, does he bring anything to the table as Fishtank host?

Feel free to share recent clips of him demonstrating any kind of comedic chops if there's something I've missed.
 
Irretrievable said:
Is Bam Margera actually funny or entertaining in and of himself? Especially nowadays. People watched Jackass because they did dumb, wacky stuff like getting shot with tasers. If Bam is not going to be getting shot with a taser, does he bring anything to the table as Fishtank host?

Feel free to share recent clips of him demonstrating any kind of comedic chops if there's something I've missed.
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Bam ain't the fuccen host. Atleast he better not be.
 
Irretrievable said:
Is Bam Margera actually funny or entertaining in and of himself?
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No he is a druggie burnout who is only vaguely aware of his surroundings like Andy Dick. Even in the Jackass days he was never particularly funny or brave compared to guys like Knoxville and Steve-O. Viva la Bam was funny because of the entire cast, not Bam himself. Don Vito was the Fatty of his era and would just sperg out while speaking complete gibberish just like how Fatty would sperg during S1 and S2 when fucked with.
 
As if I didn't need my grim reminder to not get too invested in this season. Shit looks bleak already and the season hasn't even started yet. Watching the pirate streams with you guys will be fun though and that season pass money will be spent on something that's actually worth it.

Sooner or later life will hurt Jet's ego and I fucking hope it's caught on camera.
 
Alizarin Crimson said:
Using another house with previous complaints from the city where they are explicitly not allowed to film the entire season... yeah I think this is actually over :(
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The party house ordinance in the locale is about commercial events. Events as in concerts, weddings, etc.
  • A Party House is defined as single unit detached, single unit attached, or multi-family dwelling including all accessory structures, which is used for the purpose of hosting a commercial events.
  • A commercial event includes parties, ceremonies, receptions or similar large-scale gatherings where a fee is charged for the use of the dwelling unit, whether or not a fee is charged for the event.
  • Party house use shall be prohibited within 150 feet of a property zoned RE, RD, PK, CON, RU, RT, RM, RX, PR, or a property used for residential purposes measured from property line to property line.
  • It unlawful for a Party House Event to occur in the city without having first obtained a permit for such event.
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From what I can find Googling, there's no rules against commercial filming in R1 zoning if you have the property owner's permission in Georgia. Localities might have permit requirements though.
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Who knows what weird obscure local rules could be misused to get them kicked out if they draw the ire of the locals, but it took 4 seasons for Massachusetts to really go after them so they might be able to skate by for 4 weeks in Georgia and just make S6 somewhere else.
 
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A few Burtbox highlights:

"NIGGER!"


Burt wishes interracial rape upon a woman for laughing at him:


Seething about Frank:


Seething about Binx, then gets trash thrown at him:
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
No he is a druggie burnout who is only vaguely aware of his surroundings like Andy Dick. Even in the Jackass days he was never particularly funny or brave compared to guys like Knoxville and Steve-O. Viva la Bam was funny because of the entire cast, not Bam himself. Don Vito was the Fatty of his era and would just sperg out while speaking complete gibberish just like how Fatty would sperg during S1 and S2 when fucked with.
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He's going to have to be scripted and micromanage as fuck while he's there, and the drinking will be after he's left for the day. They'll just bring in that fat dude with the stringy hair to bartender after Bam leaves, and make sure it's all cleaned up and sobriety-proofed before he comes back. It would be do-able for a more conscientious crew, but it would be a bitch. Is Bam Margera worth all that work? Apparently it is to the wiggers, or they don't intend to do all that anyway, which could be a disaster. Anyway good luck wiggers.
 
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