I would love to see her on a Japanese train (preferably, the Yamanote line, which runs a loop around Tokyo) during rush hour, when the platform workers shove (politely, of course) the passengers into the packed train so the doors can close. Imagine a can of sardines. Then stuff two more cans' worth of sardines into the first can. Then try doing it with Lardass in there. Japanese people might not say rude things directly to your face, but they are excellent at making really annoyed facial expressions. She would be too self-absorbed to notice, but at least we could laugh at it.