Meet the Self Pity Man!
"Buh-buht he had such a terrible past! Don't you feel sooo BAD about him??"
"We can't kill that Sinsmas family because they are gay like me and my deadbeat dad crush, but we can brutalize a father of orphans, and I can also act like an ass bout it, Loonie! Daddy time!"
"It is fine for IMP to kill humans ackshually!! They get to Hell anyways? Huh?? Emotional grief from loosing a person?? I can't hear you, can you repeat that??"
"It is called CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT to preach about family, and sparing a family in Sinsmas, relating to them as Gay couple, only to kill adpptive father like yourself in NEXT EPISODE/SHORT afterwards! That is genuis writing because aaaa welllaaaaaa...0)))"
"His ex is an awful bitch that doesn't deserve him! She should've just smiled as he stole all her money and maxed out her two credit cards!" (Not like we see peoe get killed for FAR less in Hell, mhm. Not like we see HIM kill people for less in Hell)))
"She stalks him, is being petty, and SA'd Moxxie, but it's JUST DIFFERENT when Blitz did all of those!(Grabbing Moxxie by cock, stalking M&M, countless examples of being petty himself) She was definitely WORSE in relationship! Source? What Source, Valve's engine? I didn't met any Source guy in my whole life!"
"But he apologized to her!! Right after mocking her, you know! Best apologies are always ones after you mock someone and feel a wave of self pitty" (a petty mention and a prt peeve from my side too, admittedly but I just despise this type of """apology""" from people IRL. If you first try to downplay and cope to save your ass - bud, "I hope your PS5 fucking explodes at 6 AM before schoolbus")
"But he is such a poooow wiwwle bean

He was treated too hard by the show!"
"When do we get him to realize that killing humans still brings grief to people, and and care beyong something he can directly compare himself, like with Sinsmas family? Uhhhhhhh...."
"Why is Moxxie 3 time kinder than him even though he had arguably worse upbringing?? Aaaaaaahh-weeell-aaaa0)))"
Life under Stolitz and lobotomized Charlie regimes