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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Challenge wish list for this season:

-Jackass challenge - whoever does the best prank gets fishbucks/immunity
- Fear Factor - Sam comes in with a bald head covering on and a really tight t shirt and larps as Joe Rogan and has the fish eat really disgusting shit
-7 minutes in heaven (with burt) challenge - All guy fish have to survive locked in a room with burt
-Indian Call Center Challenge with Symbol- Symbol trains the fish how to run an Indian call center, whoever does it best wins
- Ryan Dunn Sponsored St Patricks Day Challenge- the fish race around the pool in the backyard mario kart style in barbie jeep cruisers
- Shoenice Challenge- Chug bottle of disgusting shit the fastest to win fishbucks
- Chris from Mr beast Challenge- whoever dresses the best in drag and does the best Chris from mr beast impression wins
 
Now the real question is do I wake up early or just catch up on several hours of delays tomorrow.
I do wonder how built for this Bam will end up being and how much he will show up. Viva La Bam was decades ago and very scripted but I guess he does have a history of the type of fucking with people that is needed.
 
Guys.....we are SO back
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Damn... if Bam is hosting that is a huge misstep.

He's just not funny. All that shit was 25 years ago. He's an old man. Clueless as to what this is and doesn't give a fuck if it goes well. I think its just a gag though, hopefully. Fingers crossed.
 
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Today we stand at the precipice of an uncertain future. Will Bam make for a decent host? Will this season end early? Will the new fish be content or will they be nontent? Can the wiggers even hope to redeem themselves after S4's debacle?

The answers we seek shall reveal themselves in the coming weeks.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Damn... if Bam is hosting that is a huge misstep.

He's just not funny. All that shit was 25 years ago. He's an old man. Clueless as to what this is and doesn't give a fuck if it goes well. I think its just a gag though, hopefully. Fingers crossed.
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keep pissing your diaper baby nigger fuck, Bam hosting is the biggest thing in all of history and you'll lap up his presence like a Corey Feldman vampire bitch
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Damn... if Bam is hosting that is a huge misstep.

He's just not funny. All that shit was 25 years ago. He's an old man. Clueless as to what this is and doesn't give a fuck if it goes well. I think its just a gag though, hopefully. Fingers crossed.
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It is kind of funny to think that he's trying to regain relevancy and his best shot so far is Jet Neptune Presents Fishtank. How popular even is this shit??
 
so what day is bam going to go mia because he's smoking meth in the woods, scrawling incoherent psycho-bable in marble notebooks? i loved bam in the 00's, but he's so washed. he's just sad to see now. i don't want him on my retard show. laughing at the wiggers is one thing, i don't want to feel BAD for any part of production. seeing him for a day (or two) during season 4 was kind of a full circle thing. he was in the house where the meme originated. hopefully this is just a gay wigger op to generate attention.
 
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Bozo Gnarly said:
so what day is bam going to go mia because he's smoking meth in the woods, scrawling incoherent psycho-bable in marble notebooks? i loved bam in the 00's, but he's so washed. he's just sad to see now. i don't want him on my retard show. laughing at the wiggers is one thing, i don't want to feel BAD for any part of production. seeing him for a day (or two) during season 4 kind was kind of a full circle thing. he was in the house where the meme originated. hopefully this is just a gay wigger op to generate attention.
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who would you have preferred to see host fishtank then?
 
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