💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Rogowski said:
He moved to Tennessee and immediately started hanging out with Tim Pool, not to mention that he's good friends with Dana White who's also a MAGA republican and brags about being close friends/former coke buddies with Kid Rock.

Then consider that he's a trust fund kid from the UK who went to one of the most prestigious private schools in the country and his dad was the CEO of Pepsi's South American division when he was born. In the past he's talked about how his family treated the help like shit and basically told them to deal with the working conditions or find another job.

He's definitely got more in his brain than he leads on but he's too scared to alienate his own fans, this was definitely a testing of the waters and he failed at having a backbone with flying colors
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Yeah, I did see some Redditoids the other day [over on r/jackass] who are absolutely malding about this basically saying that they knew he was a chud because he moved to Tennessee and said that he hated living in L.A and didn't want to do it anymore.

As usual his apology/damage control has done nothing to mitigate the Redditoid ire toward him, which is why one should never apologize or admit fault to leftoids. They don't care, they'll just continue to call you a Nazi chud anyway. Never apologize - in fact, double down. They're going to hate your guts regardless, you might as well get some entertainment out of it and really make them seethe.
 
Rogowski said:
The fact that they brought in 2 stereotypical drug dealers (Antwaun & Terry) to appear less racist is the chef's kiss, and if you think Andrew Reynolds actually gives a fuck about them ask yourself why he cut them both loose at the first sign of trouble while the white retards on his team were given chance after chance after chance without being kicked off.
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This is Antwuan's part from Baker 3, while short, it's basically the best part of the video. It wasn't all about racial politics, Antwuan got dropped because he couldn't keep his ass out of prison. The rest of the team were happy just to do drugs instead of dealing them.
 
Bam must be desperate for attention, seeing as how he's gone to r/LetsTalkBam to shill his new Delta-8 THC
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Rogowski said:
Bam must be desperate for attention, seeing as how he's gone to r/LetsTalkBam to shill his new Delta-8 THC
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Ah, so he got into the fucking grey-market cannabis industry now - that's about the least surprising thing that's ever happened. I swear everybody [including fucking dead people] is getting in on that racket. Selling pre-rolls or gummies with like, Jerry Garcia's face on them, or Hendrix, etc. even though it's pretty much all the same shit and might even come from the same manufacturer. Recently I saw where Hunter S. Thompson's widow is trying to start a pot brand with his name, which is fucking lame, but it's usually a sign that money's getting tight.

Surprised he isn't also getting in on the ass wipe racket like his buddy Steve-O, who is nowadays about as entertaining as watching paint dry. The only funny thing Steve-O's been involved in in recent memory for me is when he went on Rogan and tried to hock his buttwipes and Joe shut him right the fuck down. I guess another entertaining Steve-O related happening is the fact that he said something 'nasty' about illegals and he made Reddit have a fucking meltdown, especially on r/Jackass. Redditoids absolutely love picking someone out as their new "wholesome" entertainer, apparently they thought the guy who passed out in a puddle of his own vomit surrounded by cracked NOS chargers was very wholesome.
 
Crossposting from the FTL thread:
sex haver said:
View attachment 8706326BAM HAS ENTERED THE TANK!

He gave the usual rules: no going outside for any reason, no entering production basement, no nudity on camera, and no electronics.

He's going to pull each contestant aside into confessional now.
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He's confirmed as the host of the show for Season 5.
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And still fat.
 
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Trombonista said:
What are the odds this gig leads to him falling off the wagon?
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Well the wiggers (production staff) do drugs and a theme of the season seems to be addiction. Most and possibly of the contestants are addicted to nicotine and had it taken from them upon entering the house. There is a hookah in a common room and they have to buy their nicotine from the show's "store". I'd say the odds are pretty good of Bam relapsing. He'll be around drugs and addicts engaging in addict behavior. This is not the kind of the thing sober and well adjusted people want to be associated with.

Bear in mind I've just been reading the thread as they've introed the fish into the house.
 
One fish spent the whole first day whining about her nicotine and kratom addictions, finagled some kratom out of the wiggers, got drunk, and tried to leave the show twice. People are generally liking Bam, but still wondering if he's going to host the whole show or if there's going to be some sort of switcheroo.
 
Bam is surprisingly involved in production. He appears to be acting as the good cop so far as host. He is also paying attention to the game and how he can affect it. So far it seems he's better at being a wigger than the ones who've done this a bunch of times.

Here's a video of them talking about him using TTS to lift up Icky Vicky, the addict, and try to turn the hate around on Bezo(s) who is an obnoxious kike a-logging the shit out of her. Bezo is a terminally online minecrafter who appears to only be on the show because his friend discord blew up into the unofficial Fishtank Discord and there is some type of deal with Jet.

Lake Cresva Diver said:
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bam is having a good time and still has his old creative passion.
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