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Holy God, yes. I've never seen a single minute of footage or watched one of the million video game essays on it, but somehow I've STILL managed to osmose that it's about lesbians or trannies or tranny lesbians? Fuck that game.
It's about dyke humanoid robots in a spaceship o algo and the player character has to find xer long lost lover or something
Guys don't you know ?! You have to find your lost wife in a creepy setting, see my game is just like that one much better game from 20 years ago isn't it super cool my fellow gamer girls?
 
Guys don't you know ?! You have to find your lost wife in a creepy setting, see my game is just like that one much better game from 20 years ago isn't it super cool my fellow gamer girls?
The reason Signalis gets such rimjobs from every horror game essayst is because it's got hecking lesbeninos in it. Gameplay sucks ass and only a yuricuck can get leakage at the sight of tiny pixel monsters doing spooky noises in the dark. It's basically budget Dead Space franchize: lezzie android edition. If it starred a normal guy protag with a doomed romance, bunch of normal non-exaggerated-giant-titty-android space staff characters and no gay shipbait, no one would ever remember it the next week after it came out but it would have been unironically way better as a story this way, shame these devs have no taste in media outside of yuri porn
 
There's also Sorry We're Closed that's like Silent Hill with AIDS
A lesbian broke up with a girl and now she's followed by what looks like a drag queen demon
 

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The reason Signalis gets such rimjobs from every horror game essayst is because it's got hecking lesbeninos in it. Gameplay sucks ass and only a yuricuck can get leakage at the sight of tiny pixel monsters doing spooky noises in the dark. It's basically budget Dead Space franchize: lezzie android edition. If it starred a normal guy protag with a doomed romance, bunch of normal non-exaggerated-giant-titty-android space staff characters and no gay shipbait, no one would ever remember it the next week after it came out but it would have been unironically way better as a story this way, shame these devs have no taste in media outside of yuri porn
In short, it ain't got feet to stand on
 
Looks like a bad version of YIIK.
And it's crazy because Yiik's art style is one of the things most people praise becase there's some level of consistency with it but with this game the environments don't match the character designs or colors. There's faux Silent Hill like grundy designs to the environments in the second and third screenshot with cartoony and colorful characters.
 
I love how all the models are Megaman Legends but the environments are Doom 3.
Professional grade concept art was wasted for the most atrocious character models in existence
(Apparently, the artist is a woman who enjoys drawing androgynous men)
 

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Professional grade concept art was wasted for the most atrocious character models in existence
(Apparently, the artist is a woman who enjoys drawing androgynous men)
Couldn't tell by the amount of uwu yaoi couples in this one, imagine my shock. Seriously the main protag may the only sapphic relationship in the entire game, it's like a wet dream of a fujo to be a fly on wall— oh sorry, a totally legitimate lesbian girl who happens to observe faggots and internally gushing about it.
 
"Funi Racoon Game" literally.

Dev Xitter.
Dev Bluesky.
Dev itch.io.
The dev is retweeting troons approving of a troon joke in it, so yeah, dev is probably a troon.

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EDIT: This was the result of more than 18,000 euros pledged on kickstarter.

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Okay for one, pfp-to-irl theory never fails.

And two, the more lul random, faux-low-poly and "cutesy lil gremlin" a game tries to be, the higher the chance it's made by a trans person. I wish I could be proven wrong but I keep getting proven right just from looking at this thread alone.

It's like a kid born in 2010 and their only expertise in Y2K culture is Frutiger Aero and the Wii. All style in the work but no substance in the execution but it doesn't matter because people are going to glaze it anyway.
 
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