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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
bongo has da'wrench syndrome- where she kinda cute in the right lighting, but in good lighting its literally the stuff of nightmares.

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As mentioned earlier after the interviews with Bam, Landon's STOX has been a bit of a rollercoaster after he stated he intends to eliminate Bingo/Bongo.

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He went from a high of F294 at 1:30 AM, down to a low of F226 at 4:30 PM. Recovered to the middle at F258 as of right now.

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This puts Bingo/Bongo in the lead for now. Whoever has the highest STOX in two days gets to pick the first fish to be eliminated.
 
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Ben has instructed the twins that they are no longer allowed to be in separate rooms and must stay together at all times except using the bathroom.

TTS is asking them a bunch of questions, one of which asked how they got HIV. They stated that they were born with it thanks to their mother being positive.
 
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Ben has instructed the twins that they are no longer allowed to be in separate rooms and must stay together at all times except using the bathroom.

TTS is asking them a bunch of questions, one of which asked how they got HIV. They stated that they were born with it thanks to their mother being positive.
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That is heartbreaking if true and not a bit.
 
Bingo and Bongo constantly make faces like they just sharted their pants and realize everyone around them both heard and smell it. Crazy they both got the AIDs. Definitely the Josie autists of the season.

Bezo is definitely an insufferable zoomer faggot. Can't blame him for trolling, but kinda wished Vickie punched him in the face. Figures a lowly Discord mod would get physical with a woman.

Emma and Anisa are pretty much non-entities. Would smash both. The street shitter joke from Emma was a shock.

Vickie throwing tantrums, she ain't built for this shit. Would also smash.

Landon and Charity are both very wholesome and kind spirited.

Ginger Muhammad is funny in his own weird way. He has grown on me a bit since Day 1.

Nathan Drake seems like a Real World / Road Rules contestant that got randomly thrown into a bunch of autistic zoomers. Pretty funny juxtaposition.

JD Vance is inoffensive. Sometimes he goes under the radar, other times he comes across try hard. Could cut him first and the show would barely change.

Hate how much of social media is retards dancing at their phones, and now I have to see these retards dance.

The robot rolling around is hilarious, whoever put the sad piano music on while it struggled to roll 3 feet into the kitchen had great timing.

I like Bam as a host, but he needs to start fucking with the fish like he used to fuck with Phil and Ape.

The challenges so far are dog shit. They have months to prepare for this shit; do they really have no ideas whatsoever? Acting out mobile games? The fuck is this? And the only job so far is just standing bored at the market? C'mon, come up with some better shit.
 
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He doesn't really seem to understand he is setting himself up for a tortious interference lawsuit. Fishtank isn't like Kiwifarms, Fishtank makes money hand over fist and can afford legal representation to subpeona twitter for his information and serve him papers for a lawsuit. Hes been very open about his intentions to fuck with the show so the documentation is there and suddenly deleting it all doesn't mean Twitter deletes it on their side. KF should be able to do the same to LFJ but the site just doesn't have the cash flow to handle such a tedious lawsuit.
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The wiggers have barely figured out how to run Fishtank after doing it for years. Do you honestly think they can handle hiring a lawyer and going through a lolsuit? Their only hope would be the pedo swatter being even dumber than they are, which I guess is a distinct possibility.
 
Twins TTS interview power hour. They admit they can see themselves eating human meat.

Secret roman twin (don't tell bingo)

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Born ugly, retarded and HIV+

Unironically sad. Some people are dealt shitty cards in life.
 
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