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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
foam rolla said:
I think they need to get some new fish ready to replace the ones jumping ship early.
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The wiggers would have one ringer from a previous season and 2-3 who didn't make it on the current season waiting for a phone call before going live if they had any sense at all. That means that they're now scrambling to find someone.
 
DustBuns said:
Shades of shithead Viva La Bam Bam were displayed today with his leading of the Bezo TTS fag bashing. He was letting loose some real Gen X style gay bullying.
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I know it's been said a ton, but I've been really impressed with Bam as a host so far. This is my first season so I don't have much to compare it to. But it he's been a lot more involved than people were speculating he would be.

Bam is also probably one of the best people to have as a host if he is gonna be involved. Simply because he has a ton of knowledge when it comes to both the production of this kind of thing, and how to fuck with people/get the most out of the contestants. He was absolutely right to send those TTS messages shitting on Bezo and supporting Vicky so she wouldn't burn out and the audience would shift their focus. He just couldn't plan for Bezo's antics outside the show to catch up to him like it did and make him quit.
 
I fear with the loss of bezo we're entering Friendtank territory, with the sole exception of Ea-nasir. Hopefully we get solid freeloaders soon. Ideally people we haven't seen before.
 
Doesn't seem this has been posted yet: Bezo tweeted about his leaving early in the AM. (Archive 1, Archive 2)

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As people speculated, the issue was other griefers from 2b2t and not Fishtank fans. Allegedly they "went after direct family members" with "uncatagorically evil shit" and the police are involved.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
If it was actually a family emergency then they probably would have come up and asked him to come down instead of doing the whole letter shtick. Like they have in the past.
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I know that production curates love letters, but the funniest scenario is that he silently reads his boyfriends dox written on paper and seethes
 
I'll only be happy if we get Jobe to replace him. Jobe can stir some shit once you get some drinks in him and I miss seeing that lovable retard take a tumble
 
sex haver said:
Doesn't seem this has been posted yet: Bezo tweeted about his leaving early in the AM. (Archive 1, Archive 2)

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As people speculated, the issue was other griefers from 2b2t and not Fishtank fans. Allegedly they "went after direct family members" with "uncatagorically evil shit" and the police are involved.
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what a poor victim! won't anybody think of the wholesome chungus griefing retard!! KF should start a gofundme for him, his 24 hours of barebones content will go down as legendary in the fishtank history books
 
spagandhi said:
I know that production curates love letters, but the funniest scenario is that he silently reads his boyfriends dox written on paper and seethes
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I really want to know what was on that letter. He already knew himself and his boyfriend had been doxed, there was a TTS earlier that evening from "The Dark Emperor" about "prolapsing Aiden's asshole" (Aiden being his boyfriend). Bezo chuckled and said he knew who Dark Emperor was.

That didn't get him to leave, but something on that final love letter was bad enough to make him think for a few minutes and decide to call it quits.
 
Meowstery said:
I'll only be happy if we get Jobe to replace him. Jobe can stir some shit once you get some drinks in him and I miss seeing that lovable retard take a tumble
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It's too early to release Jobe on the minecraft doxer. I think we'll get it.

Edit: Nvm I didnt know the retard left. Wtf.

Bam live relapse this season?
First Cumtown, now Fishtank.
 
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I appreciate how "hands on" Bam is this season. It's true that Bam lacks the showmanship that Sam has, but what he's lacking at showmanship he makes it up by being fair with all the fish. If Sam hosted season 5 again, he would just written off Vicky for just another whore who can't shut the fuck up and would make her burned out day 1. Bam instead gave her a nice support, keeping her for another day of crash out or even giving her a change to win (I know, unlikely.) I think Bam being an ex-piece of shit himself, helps him to tolerate these people better.

You can kinda fell that Sam is very judgmental at times and even see some of the contestant to be beneath him. The prime example of this is in S2. Sam really tried to mold TJ to be a "better man" by telling him to cut his hair, wear shoes, and work out. Another example is when he gave Greg advice on how he should stop making "kiddie shit" videos without telling him outright what kind of video he should make.
 
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